Scenes of how men prepare for March 8. So what kind of woman is she?
Not a single holiday in honor of International Women's Day, wherever it is held, is complete without congratulations from ladies, adults and even very young ones. Most often, concerts are organized in schools and kindergartens, where children sing songs in honor of mothers and girls, dedicate poems to them, and show skits on March 8. Relationships between a man and a woman, funny productions about the working day of work colleagues, domestic and family squabbles, and discussion of married life become the topics of adult scenes at a corporate party. Funny scenes for children, prepared for mothers and grandmothers, in elementary school and kindergarten usually become fairy tales remade in a new way. High school students love scenes-alterations of famous literary works or dramatizations about the school preferences of classmates. We tried to collect for you examples of the newest and most relevant holiday productions on March 8. Read, watch and choose your favorite scenes!
Funny skits on March 8 for schoolchildren - School dramatizations for girls and mothers
When choosing skits for the holiday of March 8, teachers and parents who help the children stage a dramatization always take into account the age of the children participating in the performance. For example, skits about female students and their relationships with classmates are great for high school. The performances on the topic “Homework” are very cool, when schoolchildren portray lazy students shirking their homework under the pretext of being overloaded with tasks from their mother. Such scenes usually consist of three parts. The first part shows how a negligent student complains at school about the workload at home; they pity him, sympathizing with the guy. In the second part of the mini-production, he, this “busy” schoolboy, with tears in his eyes, complains to his mother about the huge amount of homework and the inability to help around the house. In the third, short final part of the skit, the guys participating in it go on stage and read a verse or text that makes fun of such unfortunate schoolchildren, wish their mothers obedient children and give flowers to the guests.
Examples of fun scenes for schoolchildren on March 8 Day
Scenes are very funny and funny, where high school students dress up as adult "gentlemen" and perform a dance dedicated to "ladies" - classmates, their mothers and grandmothers, who came to watch a festive concert at school.
Musical skits on March 8 for schoolchildren with remade songs
Musical dramatizations performed by boys performing popular songs, remade in a new way and accompanying their performance with a display of various scenes from life, look very funny.
Musical pantomime about March 8 - a scene for a school concert
With the help of pantomime (a performance shown only by movements, without words), you can show an excellent scene on March 8! Girls and boys, dressed up as the characters depicted, show a real performance, understandable without words, with movements to the music!
Short funny sketches on March 8 - Small dramatizations for elementary school
In elementary school, teachers always help the children put on a skit on March 8. Schoolchildren in grades 1-4, as a rule, still cannot choose the topic of the performance. Children aged 6-8 are happy to learn poems about mothers, therefore, sketches for them should be selected in such a way that as many children as possible can participate in them, reading short poems. It will be easy for first-graders and second-graders to remember the words of the scene "Our mother is the best." On March 8, the performance of the children in front of the mothers who came to visit them is monitored by the teacher, prompting the children the texts if they forget them.
Simple examples of short funny scenes on March 8 in elementary school
Children in elementary school, especially first-graders, are still embarrassed to perform in front of an audience - grandmothers and mothers who came to visit them to watch a concert. The teacher should always be ready to prompt the child for the forgotten words of his role or to remind the line of the verse when the student stumbles.
Dance music scenes on March 8 in elementary school
In elementary school, you can choose skits without words. Dance musical numbers performed by little artists always cause a storm of applause. Parents and guests love dance scenes on March 8 performed by boys.
Cheerful scene on March 8 "What will surprise the girls"
A cool scene “How we will surprise girls” is performed by boys in grades 1-2. It is performed by several boys, each of whom discusses how to surprise the girls this year. Someone offers to give the girls flowers, while the other objects: “Where did you see flowers in March?”. Another makes a decision - not to tease classmates, give them compliments, play with girls. The words of such a scene are easily remembered even by the smallest children - the rhymes of the text are simple and understandable to the children.
Funny scenes for a festive concert on March 8 - Funny performances for mothers in kindergarten
Every time International Women's Day approaches, kindergarten teachers, together with preschoolers, organize a festive concert for mothers and grandmothers. In addition to poems and songs, skits are always included in the concert. Young children love to dress up as adults and imitate them in a funny way. Costumes for scenes on March 8 can be old mother's or grandmother's things, an older sister's dress or an aunt's skirt. The teacher should help the children put on outfits for skits for International Women's Day with kindergarten before the performance.
Examples of funny funny scenes on March 8 Day in kindergarten
The cool scene “Three Moms”, the video of which you will find on this page, tells about the home life of three generations of busy mothers, who are worried about both very young daughters and adult children. Performed by children from kindergarten, the scene looks very cute and funny.
The scene of "Grandma-Old Woman" performed by young children dressed as grannies looks amazing - children who parody the movements and behavior of older women deserve an honest applause! To perform this scene, it is best to choose the boys and dress them up in grandma costumes. Old women, briskly moving around the stage and rocking clockwork dances, will appeal to everyone!
Comic sketches for high school students on March 8 - Cool performances for International Women's Day
The funniest scenes on March 8 performed by high school students are performances with dressing up. In such dramatizations, teenage boys dress up as grandmothers, mothers, teachers and, accordingly, “try on” their behavior. The success of such mini-performances depends entirely on the acting skills of high school students and their resourcefulness. On the Internet today you can find texts and videos of skits dedicated to International Women's Day in high school. In grades 9-11, students can find and choose a production or even write a small play for March 8 themselves. They practically do not need the help of teachers, however, before showing a skit for the holidays, teachers must definitely approve the future small performance. Comic skits for a women's holiday may include ditties, alteration songs, and funny dances.
Examples of cool scenes on March 8 - Scene for high school students "If I were a Sultan"
Scenes with dressing up at school always go with a bang. High school students dressed in women's clothes look especially cool. In the skit on March 8, “If I were a Sultan,” several boys play both male and female roles. The scenario of the mani performance is simple - the wife offers her husband to redo all the housework for him, until she has a rest from household chores for at least one day, March 8. Surprised by the "simplicity" of the task, unaware of the hardships of housework, the spouse proceeds to perform the "easy" task. Soon, he literally collapses from fatigue, realizing that there are things in the house that are heavier than the TV remote control. Having collapsed on a chair from fatigue, he recalls the popular song “If I were a Sultan” and is already drawing pictures of wives serving him with three pairs of hands ... But then the dreamer recalls with horror about the “three mothers-in-law” from the same song - their “care He sees simply in reality. Waking up from a nightmare, the husband realizes with relief that it was all just a dream, thanks the Lord for one wife given to him and congratulates her from the bottom of his heart when the wife, rested, returns home.
Funny scenes on March 8 for moms - Cool productions for corporate parties on Women's Day
In any team that has gathered to celebrate March 8, there is always a creative person who makes a proposal not to turn International Women's Day into an ordinary exchange of gifts, on-duty words of congratulations, handing out postcards and mimosa bouquets. Such a creative person invites the team (whether they are school students or company employees) to put on a funny sketch for International Women's Day and thus bring revival to the holiday. The scenario of a mini-performance for women, the best mothers in the world, can be written by yourself, found in collections of scenes for the holidays, or found on the Internet. We have prepared for you several videos demonstrating what scenes for the holiday of March 8 can be like, how you can beat the most famous literary works, put on a dance, “show” poems with movements, remake a song. If everyone approves the idea of staging a scene on Women's Day, then the team can vote for the best proposed staging option for a corporate party or holiday at an educational institution.
The best examples of funny scenes for moms on March 8 - Funny scene "How a woman sold her husband" for a corporate party
If you are staging a scene for a corporate party, invite the most talented artists of your team to participate in the production. Perhaps, when discussing the production, there will immediately be those who want to take part in the skit. The merry scene “How a woman sold her husband” is based on a well-known poem, but her words change. The plot of the scene is well-known - first, a woman who came to the market to sell her husband "breaks" the price for him. Gradually, she argues that "the man is not the same" and reduces the cost of the goods. A passer-by who came up to help the seller skillfully praises the “goods”. In the end, the lady decides not to part with such a treasure - after all, there is a buyer for it!
Funny scene on the Day of March 8 "How a man sold a woman"
Even funnier is the production for March 8, “How a man sold a woman.” The scenario of this poetic mini-performance is very similar to the previous scene, only it tells the story of a man who decided to sell his “jealous, grumpy, overly smart” wife. Of course, there is a kind woman here too, who decided to help the peasant sell his "unlucky woman." The outcome of the story is known - as soon as the buyer for the woman is found, the wife becomes no longer so grumpy, "needed by herself."
Characters:
Lead Man Buyer
Tradeswoman Armenian Spouse
Presenter:
A man was selling his wife at the market,
Nobody gave a penny for her,
Although she looked very nice,
But the wife had a bad temper:
Jealous, grumpy, not smart enough,
And she knew everything about everything herself,
She didn’t let her friends in and hid vodka,
Just a little ... and threw a frying pan at him ...
Sawed incessantly night and day,
I approached money with calculation, wisely,
I found his stash at the moment
As if she is the main cop in the village ...
Our man is very tired of this,
For six months he thought, decided and wondered,
How to part with a harmful woman,
In peace and happiness to live alone ...
And then, once, a man gathered his courage,
He mentally said goodbye to his wife,
He poured sleeping pills into her tea in the evening,
And he took the sleeping woman to the market in the morning ...
Buyer:
Man, are you selling your zhinka?
Husband:
Selling, I'm not in vain standing in the market?
Buyer:
How much money do you ask for it?
Husband:
Yes, where there is a lot - to return your own!
Buyer:
I think she's smart, isn't she?
Husband:
Yes, that's the trouble, it's very smart!
And I'm next to her when drunk,
I make myself look like a fool!
Buyer:
How often did you pour wine?
Husband:
I don't even remember what it smells like!
Buyer:
Painfully your wife is good!
Come on, she doesn’t know how to do it?
Husband:
No, on the contrary, although I'm not happy
In her work, she is just a fan!
She gives herself all without a trace,
Cleaning and laundry, bulldog grip,
Doesn't sleep at night, everything is like a bee in the kitchen,
And then in bed from fatigue will collapse
Buyer:
What about sex? Are you okay with her?
Husband:
What kind of sex is there?! Burger on the go!
Leading:
The man stood all day at the market,
Nobody gave a price for a spouse,
The merchant-neighbor felt sorry for him,
Throwing a beautiful shawl over the shoulders,
Floats to the man, propping up his sides,
Merchant:
Yes, brother, your hand is not easy!
Let me sit with your wife
And I'll show you how to trade!
Leading:
The wife slept in the market all day,
She fell off the counter, falling on her side.
An Armenian walked through the bazaar,
I saw her, swallowed an orange,
Breathing stopped, trembling in ecstasy ....
Armenian:
What a sexy women lie here!
Are you selling Jane?
Merchant:
Buy if you're rich!
Yes, razuy zenki, not a woman, but a treasure!
Armenian:
Wah, the treasure of GAVARISH? What... is she rich?
Merchant:
Come on? The box is full of different tsatsek!
There are medals, diplomas and certificates,
Sings and dances, just do not count!
Armenian:
And if you walk with friends until the morning
I'll be godless, what will she say?
Merchant:
Kiss you, warm friends,
And will meet with a smile at the door,
And pour a glass, and feed in full,
Such a good, brother, wife ...
Armenian:
Karoshiy, handsome and smart wife,
I really need her at home
About women like that, wah, I dreamed for a long time!
Leading:
And he took out a pack of dollars from his pocket ...
The man looked at his wife
He wiped away a tear from his cheek
Man:
Why am I, Marusya, selling you?
I need such a wife!
Scene-congratulations from new grandmothers to women on March 8
There are two performers in this scene. It is best if you choose men or older boys (depending on the team) for the role of “new grandmas”. Having gathered, modern "grandmothers" decide how to congratulate everyone on International Women's Day. In the process of discussing the choice of gifts, the grandmothers begin to quarrel, make fun of each other, and, in the end, it almost comes to a fight. Of course, the scene ends with the reconciliation of the old women, performing to all the guests who came to the holiday, a funny song to the tune of "Merry Girls".
CONGRATULATIONS ON MARCH 8 FROM NEW BABOK
FLOWER: Well, Matryona, open,
Tea, or something treat!
MATRYONA: Hello, hello, how are you?
Life is almost over!
You are old, my friend
You are quite old!
C: Yes, and you are no longer the same,
Yes, the years take their toll!
It's been two thousand and ten years already,
We need to reset the calendar.
M: What are you, what are you! God be with you!
This year is already another!
2012 then.
C: Oh! Oh! Oh, it's a real disaster!
And where do the years go!?
M: And it happened that the young people would sit down in the evening,
Candles thin light
Enlighten us and sing
Now we don't live like this...
M: Congratulations then what will we be?
Can we buy books for everyone?
Ts: Oh, there was a walking cabinet of curiosities
You've gone crazy, you know.
21st century, you look, you won't surprise with the Book.
M: Do you think you know everything? Don't take it as an honor
You are a Quasimord!
Ts: Don't be smart here.
You are an old club.
M: Well, you, you, you ....
Oh, apricot you from a bundle.
I wanted to drink something.
C: You know, stop arguing.
The matter needs to be fixed
And on March 8, go congratulate everyone.
M: yes, for these name-calling
We have forgotten everything. Went
SONG "NEW RUSSIAN BABOK"
(to the tune of "Merry Girls", they sing together)
Cheerful old ladies
cool girlfriends,
friendly faces,
Lights of cheerful eyes
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just feed us
We walk around the area
Two white crows
We congratulate anyone
Just feed us.
C: We ourselves are like a gift
M: Meet the stylish attendants!
Ts: I don't remember from sclerosis,
Where are my seventeen years?!
M: You are worse than a locomotive:
You haven't had them in a long time!
C: I remember at school I studied
I also had a holiday.
M: I judge by your face-
You were at school for three days!
C: I ask without insults
And don't touch my intellect!
M: There is, believe me, without a doubt,
You have one defect!
C: I'm younger than you, I know
That's why you're angry!
M: Don't make me laugh, plague
Grandma of modest beauty!
Ts: Eh, you are Matryona, Matryona!
Your wickedness in plain sight!
M: You listen, mother vigorous,
What do I mean!
C: No! I provide
The most important word for yourself!
M: Well, then I suggest
Be more modest to you!
Ts: Here, again, they completely forgot,
Why are we here!
M: The holiday has already been opened,
We'll talk about it!
Ts: I envy specifically:
After all, you have your life ahead of you!
M: You can see it
You congratulate them all go!
The flower comes up to the guys, hugs several people and shakes their hands with the words):
C: Congratulations, congratulations
Happy holiday to all lovely ladies.
M: And now I propose
All clap together for us.
(to the applause, the new Russian grandmothers leave)
If you decide to organize a fun holiday on March 8 at school or kindergarten, in a team or even at home, do not reduce identity to ordinary congratulations, giving flowers and souvenirs. Funny, interesting short and funny scenes on March 8 performed by elementary school students, high school students, preschoolers and even their parents will amuse the guests gathered on International Women's Day - women, girls, mothers and grandmothers.
One of the employees acts as a leader. Everyone is invited to the tables.
Music sounds
Presenter: Dear ladies! On the eve of a wonderful holiday, we gathered with you for a bachelorette party. As, however, on all other days, because our close-knit women's team is simply not spilled with water! This is not the first time we are going to such gatherings and I think that we will celebrate the upcoming holiday no more boring than in the company of men! Because only a woman knows and understands a woman best of all.
Let's have fun, talk about our little weaknesses, gossip about men and share women's tricks and secrets! As the song says: “Bachelorette party, bachelorette party, the man is superfluous here!”
Presenter: And right now we will sing with you!
The song "Today is a holiday for girls" (to the motive of the song "Girls" from the repertoire of Larisa Dolina).
The text must be printed and distributed in advance.
Today is a holiday for girls
Today we are on a roll!
And let them look enviously
Men or boys
Gathering strength,
Standing on the sidelines
Bouquets in the hands of teasing
Because today the girls
They want to “break away” to the fullest!
We will sing and dance
Walk and have fun
Men do not notice at all
And their sad faces!
Let the boys
Standing on the sidelines
We don't need them now
Because we are with you, girls,
On the threshold of a beautiful spring!
Presenter:
Today the sun shines brighter
Feeling the breath of spring
And all the dreams are beautiful in the world
Today should come true easily!
Let's raise this glass to the new spring! In spring, one always breathes more freely, and one's heart is more cheerful. In spring, not only nature wakes up, but also feelings, hopes, good mood. Happy Women's Day and Happy New Spring!
Stas Mikhailov
After the toast Do you know, girls, that if you take a closer look around, you will notice that the arrival of spring portends many other life changes! There are many funny spring signs, for example...
spring omens
Swallows fly in pairs - this is for matchmakers!
The snow is melting fast - go shopping!
Bubbles in puddles - to a rich groom!
Sneeze on the first day of spring - to a fun life!
Wind from the south - to happy changes!
Presenter: So pay attention, dear ladies! But there is another essential sign of spring. On the eve of March 8, literally in a day or two, the shops are simply overcrowded. All because men choose gifts for us, as always, at the very last moment! And quite often, if not regularly, they give us something completely wrong! What does a woman want? Everything that will make her even more beautiful and irresistible.
And today, just such gifts are in store for you - the most necessary and practical in the world!
Music is playing. Gifts are distributed
Presenter:
I see everyone is happy with their gifts! And now I remember my distant childhood, when for the holiday of March 8 we prepared surprises and gifts for our mothers with love...
The sun is shining bright
In these spring days
Gives warmth and affection
Like from my mother's hand!
Let's fill and raise the next glass for the mothers, may they be alive and well for a long time!
Song about mother
Have a drink
presenter (after the toast): Girls, speaking of mothers, on this day it is impossible not to say about our common second mother! I'm talking about our beloved boss! Nothing but good things can be said about her. She leads and directs all of us, takes full responsibility and, so to speak, rushes to the embrasure, protecting our interests. We have been choosing words for so long to express our gratitude and admiration to her that we have a whole song!
Song about the boss (based on a children's song "Smile").
From the smile of our lady boss
Even the laziest will wake up
And no one will hang their nose,
If our Tanya smile!
Chorus:
And then surely
The clouds are flying away
And the reports are corrected errors!
From the blue stream
The river starts
And bosses start with a smile!
From the smile of our lady boss
The soul always becomes more wonderful!
Despite avitaminosis,
We get to work with a song!
Chorus.
Congratulations to the boss on March 8:
You are one of those good people
Who by mere presence alone
Makes every day beautiful
And the world is cheerful and colorful!
Let your success be the result
All beginnings and undertakings,
In your soul you have dreams of many things,
May they come true soon!
Toast. Musical pause
presenter(after the toast):
Let happiness and love smile
Long-awaited spring time
May the sweetest, dear, desired
Care surrounds again and again!
So we started talking about the sweetest and dearest, about our beloved and sometimes hated - about men! It often happens in life that we, the weaker sex, take on too much and carry it on fragile shoulders ... There is one popular wisdom: men should be allowed to be men. How much do we allow them to?
Let's check!
Test joke "Are you independent?"
Presenter: I have a short quiz for you. Answer "yes" or "no", you want - mentally, you want - out loud! So let's get started!
At least once in your life...
1) driving?
2) hammered a nail?
3) have you complimented anyone?
4) lifted luggage heavier than a handbag?
5) changed the wheel of the car?
6) quarreled with the shop assistants?
7) did you buy gold for yourself?
8) and, finally, do you know what the word "pliers" means?
Now let's break down the results:
- for those who do not have a single “yes” answer: a man is categorically necessary to maintain at least a minimal opportunity to survive in this complex world;
- those who answered “yes” to half and less than half of the questions still have a chance to become independent and independent;
- those who answered “yes” to more than half of the questions: these are real Russian women who will stop the horse and enter the hut!
Presenter: Of course, this test is a joke, but, as they say, in every joke there is only a fraction of a joke...
But what men think about us women, now we will try to find out.
musical hat
Presenter: And now let's drink to men ... They are what they are - not ideal, like ourselves. And let's mentally send them our greetings and an air kiss! Or maybe not mentally: did you know that the shape of a lipstick print during a kiss can be used to judge intentions and feelings? Check it out on napkins! If the print turned out to be round, this means a serious stable relationship. If with a heart - passionate love. "Bow" - frivolity and meaningless flirting. And the imprint of a square shape means disgust and hidden hostility!
Presenter: Well, we “washed the bones” for men. It's good they can't hear us now. But in fact, of course, without men there would be no most important happiness on earth - our children!
A toast is raised to the health and success of the children of all the women present. Muses. Pause.
Presenter:
Why do we love spring days so much?
Why are we waiting for them with hope and joy?
Because only they are filled
Unusual, special happiness, warmth ...
Attention lady! On March 8, it is customary to give women flowers. Yes, and women themselves bloom like roses! But few people know that there is a special flower horoscope. Now we will find out which of us is who, and we will get a gorgeous bouquet ...
I ask those who were born in January to stand up! You are orchids! Please, orchids, fill your glasses and hear about yourself (and so on for all the months):
Orchid(January)
Who dared to dream of an Orchid,
He knows - a difficult undertaking:
She will break your heart
And walk away proudly!
Mimosa(February)
Always fresh, cheerful Mimosa,
Don't waste your tears!
Mimosa is a surprise girl
“We only live once” is her motto!
Lily(March)
Everyone knows: Lady Lily
As impregnable as the Bastille!
But in her circle of friends
There are no more fun party girls!
Dahlia(April)
Pureblood Noble
Our beautiful Dahlia!
Nobility is in the blood...
But Dahlias dream
About simple earthly love!
Lily of the valley(May)
The Lily of the Valley woman is modest and courteous,
Very neat and very pretty!
She is not too lazy to work,
And bring beauty all day long!
Bell(June)
The bell is funnier than everyone
Have fun like a child!
He remembers the most important:
You can't be a pessimist!
Tulip(July)
From which overseas countries
Tulip came to us?
exotic, eccentric
But still cute!
Sunflower(August)
Look at Sunflower
Charm, whatever you say!
So many ideas and plans in it,
How many seeds are inside!
Carnation(September)
All Carnations are not accidental
Stunned how good:
Only Carnations know the secret
Eternal youth of the soul!
Chamomile(October)
Slightly shy Chamomile,
But do not mind flirting!
She's the last shirt
Give back to help others!
Rose(november)
Rose hides many secrets
But there is one secret in it:
In this look, in this pose
All the greatness of victories!
Lotus(December)
Lotus knows how to convince
Come-see-win!
He only dreams of peace
And there is something for Lotus to be proud of!
Presenter: Let's raise a toast to our variegated and extremely beautiful team-bouquet! In it, all the flowers are so matched to each other that replace at least one - and it will not be the same at all! ..
And once again, Happy Women's Day to all of you, my dear flowers! As nature blossoms in spring, let your beauty blossom in the same way! Let's wish each other happiness, spring, love, kindness!
With the most heartfelt words
Full of spring warmth
Congratulations on the first rays
Happy holiday of love and beauty!
Rejoice yourself, dream, believe
Smile wider like now
May at any time of the year the heart
It beats like spring with you!
And now I invite everyone to dance!
Description: There are no men in your team, but do you need to somehow congratulate yourself, your loved ones on March 8? We will give you many ideas on how to spend a fun holiday in the women's team on your own, and without the participation of the male half of humanity. A holiday in a purely female team can also be very interesting if you prepare not only congratulations on March 8, but also funny skits, cool games and contests, ditties, riddles, funny questions with answers, quizzes, humorous performances and alteration songs. Our full script for a corporate party on March 8 in a women's team without men can be supplemented with other contests for Women's Day at your discretion. 12 music tracks are attached to the script to fill in the pauses for the feast.
By the way, a theme party can be a good idea to spend March 8 in a team. For example, in retro style, or in the style of the 80s, in the form of a masquerade, ball, rock party, with the appropriate dress code.
What you need for this fun scenario:
Competitions for the women's team on March 8 without the participation of men
1 competition. Whose subject?
The essence of the competition: one participant comes out, she is taken aside, and without her, the leader collects the subject from the women from the team. It can be watches, rings, beads, belts, phones or cases from them, any jewelry, jewelry, maybe even shoes! Our participant must guess where the subject is and conclude whether she knows her colleagues well.
2 competition. Mistresses.
At least 2 participants take part in this competition. But more is possible. They will need to perform comic tasks for speed and the ability to be a good housewife. For example, there may be such tasks:
Etc. The most agile female participant and hostess wins.
3 competition. Dance.
They call two participants who can dance the waltz, and offer them to dance to the music. But the music begins to change in style, then rap, then jazz,
………………………………………
4 competition. Fruity temptation.
You need to buy fresh strawberries, bananas, apples, oranges, kiwi, lemon and other fruits. Also cucumber, or potatoes. Cut everything into large pieces and mix in two bowls.
…………………………………………….
5 competition. Characteristic.
The head of the organization characterizes each colleague briefly on a piece of paper. Next, the leaves are mixed.
………………………………………………………..
6 competition. Try to laugh.
Call one of those wishing to take part in the competition. She goes backstage, the host gives her giant leggings, which she must put on over her clothes. …………………………………………………….
7 beauty contest.
All women in your team can participate in the beauty contest.
Comic nominations:
1.) Longest legs
2.) The longest nails
3.) The longest eyelashes
4.) Biggest Breasts
5.) The biggest booty
6.) The thinnest waist
Etc.
The meaning of the competition is simple: the girls are given cardboard numbers of participants on a ribbon, or they glue round numbers on their backs. You need to beautifully walk the podium, demonstrating all the nominations. The winners receive small prizes.
The owner of long legs: tights, long nails - varnish, long eyelashes - mascara, large breasts - beads, big priests - a pillow under the ass with buckwheat, a thin waist - a belt.
Game: If...
The presenter prepares two boxes, in one box there are pieces of paper with the beginning of phrases, in the other box - the endings of phrases. The host gives each woman to draw 1 piece of paper from each box. And then read them in order. Fun questions and answers go together.
Examples (beginning of phrases):
1. If I were our boss, then ...
2. If I knew the President personally, then ...
……………………………………..
Examples: (end of phrases):
1. Then I would be the happiest in the world.
2. Then I would not work here anymore.
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Scene for March 8 for a female corporate party on the motive: Three girls under the window
Three women take part in the scene - three girls. Who sit under the window on a bench and gossip about this and that.
Presenter: Three girls under the window, chatted in the evening, talking about this and that.
1 girl: If only I could get drunk now
Presenter: One girl says
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Scene for March 8 for a female corporate party on the motive: I am writing to you, what more
Text of the letter:
We write to you, what more
What more can we say.
Today at the corporate
Of course we will drink.
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A comic scene with dressing up: a declaration of love to women
A woman disguised as a man comes out. The costume is such that it was funny, the man is supposed to be macho.
Macho: Good evening dear ladies!
I am a macho, conqueror of women's hearts.
It will be fun with me, just pipets!
I won't let you get bored and sad
Don't believe me? I'm worth a lot.
All the socialites hunted me
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Chastushki for corporate parties on March 8
1.) We are athletic beauties
We love to sing and dance.
And we'll wear sneakers
You definitely won't catch up with us!
2.) I have three suitors,
I'm full of attention.
Can't choose someone
I'd rather be alone.
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Riddles for a corporate party on March 8 (for adults, with a catch)
1.) Above the knee, below the navel, a hole - an arm can easily crawl through. (guess: pocket)
2.) Sometimes long, sometimes short, sometimes thick, sometimes thin. It pops up everywhere, it's called in three letters. (guess: nose)
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Song-alteration to the motive: “Let them run clumsily ...” for March 8
1 couplet:
Let all men run
Shops in the morning
Buying bouquets of flowers.
On this day, we are goddesses
Queens, princesses,
Be ready for whims, man!
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Funny and funny performances by March 8 both at school and in kindergarten will help to complement various scenes in an original way. They can be dedicated to grandmothers and mother, talk about teachers. There are really a lot of ideas for creating an unusual scene for March 8. Among the considered examples for high school students, kids, schoolchildren from primary and secondary classes, you can find interesting options. Comic productions will help to make an extracurricular event really fun. And all the women present in the hall will definitely leave the holiday in high spirits.
Interesting scenes for schoolchildren on March 8 - with video examples and descriptions
All schoolchildren are preparing original sketches for the holiday on March 8, which will help to beautifully congratulate all the women present. Therefore, in small speeches, you can talk about your beloved mothers or grandmothers, and about teachers, head teachers or other school workers. Be sure to announce before the number, to whom exactly it will be dedicated, and what will be discussed. Can be included in the program and sketches for March 8 for schoolchildren, telling about classmate girls. Diverse performances will help to pay sufficient attention to all the fair sex and cheer them up.
Ideas for interesting scenes about schoolchildren for the holiday of March 8
An addition to the festive scene dedicated to March 8 can be the performance of a song in any style. High school students, for example, can learn an interesting rap about this day or about those to whom it will be dedicated. For example, in a story about teachers, you can talk about how hard they sometimes have to work with lazy students. But an interesting scene about March 8, dedicated to the grandmothers and mothers present, can describe their daily life, hobbies and relationships with their loved ones. The idea for a beautiful introduction to a cool scene can be taken from the following video:
An interesting scene "Time Travel" for the holiday of March 8 from schoolchildren
When writing a script for a festive event by March 8, you can also use very common ideas that are considered in modern films. For example, you can play a cool scene about how a simple flight to Moscow on March 8 (chosen gift) turned everything upside down and led to time travel. An entertaining performance will help you forget about everyday problems and plunge into the world of cool adventures of actors:
Video example of a scene for March 8 for schoolchildren
Funny scenes for March 8, created on the basis of modern TV shows, will also be able to please those present. For example, one can consider competitions between various psychics. Such performances will help to laugh heartily. And the fans of such television shows themselves will be pleased to look at the school interpretation of their favorite program.
Funny sketches for the holiday of March 8 for elementary school students
Elementary school students are always ready to please grandmothers and mothers with cool performances. They will gladly devote their time to learning dialogues, rehearsing with friends and teachers. That is why children in grades 1-4 can choose funny and funny performances that will help reveal their talent, just surprise the women present at the event. Sketches about the family are perfect for this task. They can include different representatives of relatives: from the children themselves to parents and representatives of the older generation. Funny scenes for March 8 will definitely appeal to congratulating women.
What funny scenes in honor of March 8 can be prepared in elementary school?
Boys can please both mothers and girls of classmates with their brilliant performance. For example, they can play a funny situation when the boys, preparing for March 8, cannot figure out what to give their girlfriends. You can see an example of such a number in the attached video:
Funny scene "Family" by March 8 for elementary school
In the modern bustle, many parents forget that children should be given more time. Primary school students can tell about such everyday situations in a colorful and funny way. Among the group of children, the following roles should be distributed: mom, dad, child. A cool and very interesting scene by March 8 at school will help many parents reconsider the features of home behavior and postpone all "urgent" matters to communicate with their children.
An example of a funny scene for March 8 for elementary school students
Both the daughter, and the mother, and the grandmother are in many ways similar, because each of them copies the behavior of the representative of the older generation. Such similarities can be used for a funny scene. It will be especially interesting when choosing comic rhyme characters for the text.
Funny and funny sketches for kindergarten by March 8 - examples of performances
Children in the kindergarten with particular enthusiasm begin to prepare scenes. It is very interesting for kids to play with any situations, and to reincarnate as their parents, grandparents. It will be no less interesting for them to tell about their life, at home, in a group. Or you can prepare funny scenes for children on March 8 in kindergarten, which will help them turn into princesses, princes and kings. Such performances are recommended to be supported by frequent rehearsals and work with the text. Be sure to prepare appropriate costumes: this will help little actors to easily transform into their characters.
Funny scene "I want to work" for kindergarten for the holiday of March 8
Some children would love to start working so that they don’t get up in the morning and go to kindergarten. Such kids can participate in a cool scene "I want to work." In it, they will be able to talk in a funny way about the activities of modern women. The capricious princess, who tells the father-king about professions, must describe how much she wants to go to work, what she will do in the future. You can study the form for submitting such a number in the video hint:
An example of a cool scene from kids in kindergarten on March 8
How to make mom a cool and beautiful gift by March 8, if you are constantly distracted? Either friends call for a walk, or you need to do important household chores. Because of such "obstacles" little Vanechka can't mold a beautiful mushroom for mommy. A cool and original children's scene for March 8 will surely please mothers and grandmothers will like it.
What can you tell the kids about in a funny scene dedicated to March 8?
Not only beloved mothers, but also grandmothers need to be given enough attention on March 8. Toddler boys dressed up as grandmothers will be able to perfectly tell about what grandmothers do every day and how they have fun. For example, you can play a scene in which grandmothers will sit and chat under the porch. And an unusual dance of "little" grandmothers can complement the cool scene:
Comic sketches for high school students in honor of March 8
All high school students wish to have a good time and enjoy the sincere delight of the audience. Therefore, they go to a variety of tricks both when compiling a program and when writing texts for skits. For example, very often they play with the everyday life of teachers, copying them very accurately and in an original way. But no less attention is paid by high school students to themselves. Adult schoolchildren are ready to laugh heartily at themselves and at fellow classmates. Therefore, creating comic skits for March 8, they consider all kinds of options that will surely please all the guests present at the holiday and make them laugh during the performance.
An example of a comic scene for the holiday of March 8 from high school students
Very often, the preparation and direct celebration of March 8 for boys and girls are quite different. Such a theme should be taken as the basis for a comic scene. It is worth taking care of the correct selection of costumes, playing with different characters (housewives, doctors, athletes). Such a "hodgepodge" in the scene will be positively received by all guests. You can complete the scene with a joint incendiary dance of boys and girls.
Ideas for writing a comic scene for high school students in honor of March 8
For many high school students, not only relationships with teachers, but also relationships with mothers and grandmothers are quite unusual. Overprotection of adult children can be taken as an idea for creating a cool and really funny scene. Its attractiveness is in the simplicity of playing around and in the ease of showing everyday situations. Perhaps, after watching such speeches, mothers and grandmothers will reconsider the features of their guardianship.
Universal comic scene "Festive quarrel" for high school students for the holiday of March 8
Very cool, high school students will be able to beat not only the congratulations of women, but also a comic festive quarrel. Such a performance would be even funnier if both the male and female roles were played by boys. In addition, with a poetic form of dialogue, the viewer's perception of the original production will be simpler. Take as a basis or use for the holiday of March 8, you can use the example sketch. A funny performance will not leave indifferent either teachers or parents.
What cool scenes for moms to prepare for a school event by March 8?
When composing texts for cool scenes that the mothers present will definitely like, you can play around cool everyday situations. They should be presented as funny as possible, so both middle and elementary school students can use a variety of tricks: include jokes in skits or simply assign female roles to guys. Such techniques will help to play really cool scenes for March 8 for mothers, which will cause a storm of applause and help beautifully congratulate your beloved women on the upcoming holiday.
Cool scene "Dad in the role of mom" for moms in honor of the holiday on March 8 - for high school
In most families, on March 8, mother's worries (laundry, cleaning and cooking) fall on the shoulders of dad and sons. You can play this situation in a very funny way by including your beloved grandmother (who is the mother-in-law) in the situation. Such performances are attractive with maximum realism. In the above example, you can familiarize yourself with the features of the conduct and options for playing out the proposed scene.
An example of a cool scene for the holiday of March 8 for moms in elementary or high school
Elementary and middle school students can act out both the relationship between their parents and their relationship with their mother. For example, you can play a performance in which mothers will see how the boys are ready to help them on the holiday of March 8. Funny anecdotes or real life situations can be used as the basis of the number. You can learn about the features of staging such cool scenes on March 8 in the proposed video example:
Funny and comic scenes for March 8 can not only make women smile, but also help them escape from everyday troubles. Cool numbers are optimally suited for kindergarten, and for primary, secondary schools. But high school students should be offered interesting performances that will help show them their parents, mothers and grandmothers. Students can take one idea and use it in their own way to prepare for a holiday event. Some of the considered scenes by March 8 will also suit the corporate party. For example, male colleagues will be able to act out a family quarrel on a holiday or beat a modern TV show. After carefully reviewing the proposed examples, it will not be difficult to find good numbers that all women will like.
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She came, smiled - the blizzards subsided,
The river woke up, the ice melted,
Gardens put on a snow-white outfit,
Roaring, the tractors set to work,
And the birds sang "It's time to make nests!"
Here comes the spring. Guys, you probably noticed that on the street ...
Script for March 8 for elementary school
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The month of March and the eighth day.
The smell of spring in the air.
We will celebrate spring
And let me congratulate you
Happy International Women's Day
From the sun's splashes the snow sparkled,
And the wind sings recklessly.
In March, nature is not at all strict ...
An interesting scenario for the holiday dedicated to March 8
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The presenter appears on the TV screen:
HOST: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! We are pleased to welcome you to our festive evening. The festive program guide of the “2B” channel is on the air.
Attention! The information program “Vesti” is on the air, the results ...
An interesting scenario for the holiday on March 8 "Dedicated to beautiful women"
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1: Under the lead sky embrace
Filling the poor roads
Melteshat, differing in dresses,
All beautiful and long-legged.
2: Their flickering never ends
Beyond any cataclysms and troubles
They are called women
And for that they are loved and respected.
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Scenario of the holiday dedicated to March 8 "Dear grandmothers and mothers"
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(To the sound of a march, boys enter the hall, line up against the central wall).
1 boy:
Today is the brightest holiday
Birds are chirping in the yards,
All guests are festively dressed.
March 8th is Mother's Day!
2 boy:
Today the sky is blue
Creeks are funny...
Scenario matinee dedicated to March 8 for elementary school
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On the first day of March
Spring begins.
Mother's Day - March 8th
The whole country celebrates.
And although there are frosts,
And snowdrifts under the window,
But fluffy mimosa
Selling all around.
Mothers of all peoples of the world
Peace of lasting...
The scenario of the holiday on March 8
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Ring, joyful songs, -
Today is our mothers day.
On this March day, we called our friends,
Their mothers and grandmothers were seated in the hall.
Dear grandmothers and...
Scenario of a matinee dedicated to March 8
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I. Opening speech of the teacher.
Congratulations on the holiday.
II. A student dressed as a magpie runs into the hall.
- I heard! Heard! I know everything! I know everything! What will happen now!
III. Children enter the hall to the music. Flowers in hands.
At school, we have turmoil and noise:
- Soon...
Holiday script for the day of March 8
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Fanfare. Leading out
1B: Good afternoon! Hello!
2B: Hello, our lovely, charming, most beautiful women, girls, girls!
1B: Surely you all felt how something changed in nature and mood.
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