Turnip want to laugh all the script. A fairy tale about a turnip for adults. Props and distribution of roles

Svetlana Shashkova

Scenario of the fairy tale "Turnip in a new way"

Author.

Dear viewers,

Do you want to see the story?

Familiar, surprisingly

But with creative additions!

In one, well, very rural area,

Far from famous

What is often found in Russia

Grandfather once planted a turnip!

(to the music with a dance, a turnip comes out and sits on a chair)

Turnip:

I'm a wonderful turnip

I sit firmly on the bed.

Delicious like this

Fashionable, cool!

Grandfather:

(admiringly)

Oh, yes, turnip, just a miracle!

And it grows so beautifully!

Turnip:

Grandpa, hurry me up

Free from the earth.

(grandfather tries to pull a turnip)

Grandfather:

What to do? How to be here?

Call Grandma to help!

Grandfather

(waves his hand):

Grandma, Grandma, where are you?

Help pull the turnip!

(a crooked grandmother comes out)

grandma

Oops, my arms are loose.

I'll call my granddaughter for help!

Come on, granddaughter, run,

Help pull the turnip!

(Granddaughter runs out, grabs Grandmother. They try to pull out a turnip)

Granddaughter

That's the turnip! Well, a vegetable!

You know, you have to call for help ...

Bug! Bug! run

Help pull the turnip!

(Runs out, barking Bug, grabs her granddaughter.)

Bug:

Oh, you have to call the cat,

To help a little.

Cat Murka, you run,

Pull the turnip help!

(Stepping softly, the Cat comes out)

grandfather grandmother granddaughter bug cat

Once - that's it!

Two - that's it!

Not! Don't pull out...

Grandfather

Enjoy, guys

We pull the turnip from the garden,

We fight, we fight for an hour

We don't have enough strength.

grandma

A spinning wheel is waiting for me in the hut

Yes, it's a pity for grandfather,

I know that he

It's hard alone.

Granddaughter

In the field I grazed a goat

Sang the song out loud

I hear grandma calling

Let the goat wait

I ran without looking back

It just doesn't make much sense.

bug

What a strange tenacious root

Does the turnip have teeth?

Grandfather

There is no sense in five

Maybe easier with an ax

grandma

I see we can't handle

Can be boiled over

Cat

The thing you say is sort of

bug

and eat here in the garden

Granddaughter

Wait, I know the reason

They read a book to us in the garden

There is a story about a turnip

Should have read it.

(runs away for a book, returns).

I'll take a look first

Well, of course I knew

Listen, woman, listen, grandfather,

But the mouse is not with us!

Grandfather

Well, a mouse, well, a lazybones!

She doesn't feel sorry for her grandfather!

But she knows that she should help the family

(includes fancy mouse)

How dressed!

Mouse

I don't want to work

I'm celebrating my birthday!

Grandfather

Mouse! We need help

It's impossible without you!

Mouse

I don't want to help

I can wrinkle the dress!

bug

What audacity!

Cat

Of course!

I'm trembling like a leaf

grandma

Throw quarrels and threats

Wipe your tears with your sleeve

I will persuade the mouse

I'll give her salo (leaves)

Grandfather

That's how grandma is! Nenila!

Look how you figured it out!

grandma

(enters) to the mouse

a piece of salo for you

From the closet I got

I know Mouse's tastes

Here are beads for your neck.

bug

Here's my bell for you

It shines like gold

Cat

Here at the bottom of this jar

Two spoons of thick sour cream

Mouse

What are these wonderful gifts?

This delicious, this bright

I'll have a feast in the garden

Of course I'm waiting for everyone.

Grandfather

We would all come willingly

Not finished with work

A turnip is waiting for us in the garden

We have a lot of trouble with her.

Mouse

If we join together

No need to work at all

Well, let's get it on

One two Three!

Here is the turnip - look!

turnip

Here are the entertainers!

Well, thank you folks!

Come on, quickly, Bug, cat,

Somewhere there is my harmonica,

We are happy now

Let's dance until the morning

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Scenario of the fairy tale "Turnip" for young children Author: teacher Alishkevich Tatyana Borisovna, MDOU d / s No. 299, Krasnoyarsk. Equipment: Screen, toys for puppet show.

The children of the speech therapy group enter the hall, marching, and disperse to their “role-playing” places to show the fairy tale “Turnip in a new way”:.

Tale-dramatization "Turnip" for children of middle preschool age based on the Russian folk tale "Turnip" Tale-dramatization "Turnip" for children of middle preschool age based on the Russian folk tale "Turnip" Purpose: theatrical.

Antsygina Nadezhda Viktorovna

GBOU Moscow Secondary School No. 230 named after. S.V. Milashenkova

primary school teacher

School play script

TURNIP IN A NEW WAY

Characters: Presenter, Turnip, Grandfather, Grandmother, Granddaughter, Bug, Cat, Mouse.

Images:

Leading - girl in a smart dress.

turnip - bright yellow lush sundress, 4-5 braids on the head, into which bright green ribbons are woven.

Grandfather - Russian folk shirt, belt, watering can.

grandma - Russian folk sundress, beads, a scarf is tied on the head, a laptop is in the hands.

Granddaughter - a brilliant outfit, a bow on her head, a small handbag in her hands.

bug - dog costume, additional antennae on the head, face painting.

Murka - cat costume, face painting.

Mouse - preferably the biggest boy in the class. Mouse costume, in the hands of a dumbbell.

Leading :

Dear viewers:

teachers, parents,

Now 1 "G" class

A story will tell you about Repka.

We will try very hard

And let's deal with anxiety!

So let's go-and-and-and-and-and!

Leading: Grandfather Tried to plant Turnip.

The grandfather comes out from behind the scenes, dragging Turnip along with him. The turnip kicks, rests with all his might.

Grandfather: What kind of vegetables are so harmful! He wanted to plant a cucumber, he refused. He asked for a carrot - she has things to do, you see! At least Turnip would grow a normal one, otherwise the grandmother grumbles that I'm a slacker ...(Turnip) Sit down. (Rip shakes his head) Sit down, I say! (The turnip squats down) Grow!

turnip (coquettishly): I don't want to!

Grandfather: Oh oh oh! How capricious we are! Grow!

Turnip: Well, fill me up or something ...

Grandpa is watering.

Turnip: Feed now.

Grandfather: Eh... Will you have candy?

Turnip: Give me your candy, honey!

Turnip eats candy, grandfather goes backstage.

Leading: Turnip has grown big-very big. And what's the point. Not sweet. And besides, it's harmful...

The turnip reluctantly, slowly rises, stretches to its full height, stretches, demonstrates how big it is!

Leading: Grandfather came to pull Repka ...

Phonogram "Track 2 TURP"

Grandfather is trying to pull the Turnip out. The turnip is outraged.

Turnip: What are you doing? I am an advanced Turnip, I will complain! I'll go to court ... Save-and-and-and-those! I pull out-yu-yu-yu-yu-yut!

Grandfather: Here, let me pull you out, and go wherever you want.

Turnip: Well, I do not! The Russians don't give up!

Leading: Pulls, pulls, can't pull. Grandfather called Grandma.

Grandfather: Grandma, come here.

Phonogram "Track 3 BABKA"

Grandma comes out. She has a laptop in her hand. Granny's face is horrified at the fact that she has problems with the computer. The grandmother performs an impromptu dance to the music.

grandmother: How these viruses tortured me, if you knew. What do you have here? Turnip? Oh what a device! Let's scan it, archive it and send it to Baba Nyura by email!

Grandfather: Let's take it out for a start and cook porridge!

Phonogram "Track 2 TURP"

Start to pull together

Leading : Pull-pull... They can't pull it out.

Grandfather: Call, Grandma, the younger generation!

Leading: Grandma called her granddaughter.

grandmother: Granddaughter! Come here, here you need to extract one file ...

Phonogram "Track 4 VNUCHKA"

Granddaughter enters.

Grandfather: Granddaughter, help pull the turnip out.

Granddaughter: Oh, why did you plant a turnip? You'd be better off planting potatoes. And preferably immediately fries. Like at McDonald's. Well, oh well, let's get her out quickly, otherwise I have to run to the disco. I'm already late.

Phonogram "Track 2 TURP"

Leading: They pull, they pull, they can't pull... Called Granddaughter Zhuchka.

Granddaughter: Bug, come to me!

Bug comes out. On his head is a headband with beetle antennae.

Phonogram "Track 5 Bug"

Bug: I'm not a bug. I AM (proudly)- Bug!

Everything (horrified) : Insect???

Bug: No panic. I joked. Bug, I'm Bug. How can I help?

Granddaughter: Let's pull the turnip together!

Phonogram "TRACK 2 TURP"

Leading: Pull - pull. They cannot pull out. Called Zhuchka Murka.

Bug: Murochka, Murochka, come here, dear!

Murka comes out.

Phonogram "TRACK 6 MURKA"

Murka: That's how you, Bug, spoke: "Murochka!" And yesterday she drove me up a tree, tore out tufts of wool! F-f-f-f-f...(Hisses at the bug)

bug (attacks Murka): Woof woof woof!

Granddaughter: Girls, don't fight! Let's pull the turnip better!

Phonogram "TRACK 2 TURP"

Leading: Pull - pull. They can't pull out! She called Murka Mouse.

Murka: Mouse, run here! There is a deal!

The mouse enters. Big, pumped up muscles, stern face.

Phonogram "Track 7 MOUSE"

Mouse (thin voice): I'll tell you a secret...

He stops, realizing that he isn't intimidating enough. Covers mouth with hand. He makes a second attempt in a rough voice: “I’ll tell you a secret!” The result satisfies the mouse, the mouse raises the index finger up: "Oh!" Like, now it's good, and continues the speech.

Mouse:

I'll tell you a secret:

There is no beast stronger than Mouse!

Now I'll get you a turnip!

Everyone will respect the Mouse

Stop offending!

Approaches Murka, makes a “goat”: U-tu-tu-tu-tu ...

Murka is scared.

Mouse: Equal! Attention! (all heroes follow Mouse commands) We pull!

Phonogram "TRACK 2 TURP"

In the second part of the phonogram, the characters count up to three in chorus: “And one, and two, and three!” On the count of three turnips are pulled out.

Leading: Pull - pull. They pulled out a turnip!!! It hasn't even been a year!

Turnip: Well, thank you! Well I went...(gets up and runs backstage)

Everything: Where?!!! Hundred-oh-oh-oh!

Everyone, catching up with Repka, runs backstage like a snake.

Leading:

Here is the end of the story.

And who listened - well done!

Phonogram "Track 1 INTRODUCTION"

All the actors take their bows.

End.

The source of information:

music for the production is taken from http://www.mp3sort.com/forum/forum29.html

It's good to be in groups. Select characters and give them words. Each character only speaks one line.
Leading:
Where the mountains are high
in a house near the river
Dedochek Tolik lived and lived
he is an alcoholic at heart.

Though in advanced years
stood firmly on his feet.
Kohl did not pour in the morning
lived well, did not know worries.
Drink and let's scream...

Grandfather: We will live vigorous mother!
Leading:
Grandmother Anna lived with him
oh it was bad
tall giantess
ataman's temper
To her from grandfather's drink
there was no life
Because she missed
and welcomed the neighbor
Grandfather - in a binge she - to a neighbor
for an intimate conversation
Even though she insisted...

Leading:
Granddaughter visited them there,
this granddaughter is just a force!
Mini skirt, slit!
Like in a skirt like without.
Breast-melon liquid,
lips full of juice
And of course the miracle of the legs
like from a playboy cover
Like a rose has blossomed...

Granddaughter: Well, think about it!

Leading:
A in the household y grandfather
was nothing but rubbish
Two goats and a garden
yes dog y gate
Nimble nice dog
Yes, nicknamed - Tail
Not from boasting at all
he just didn't have a tail.
Did God not give him
whether he ripped off somewhere
But the lack of a mahal
didn't annoy anyone
The dog barked rather sluggishly ...

Leading:
Murka the cat lived there,
was clean
I ate whiskey, drank juice,
yes, she slept on the armchair.
And in your girlish dreams
waiting for a young prince.
In her heart, bad weather ...

Cat: Where do you roam my happiness?

Leading:
Mouse lived freely there
He was the strongest and tallest
The whole village of Mouse knew
he was the first bouncer
In a village tavern
called "Sake"
And in the village all the people
The mouse called the muzzle
It's easy to communicate with him...

Mouse: Fir-trees sha atas!

Leading:
Well, now you all know
the inhabitants of their house.
So here's part two:
sometime in early May
Alcoholic - grandfather
thought came to grief
He decided to plant a turnip
he went out into the field at dawn
I buried grains in the ground,
buried, poured water ...
And he went to hand over the glass ...

Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother!

Leading:
And then he went on a binge
and forgot about your root.
Well, it's summer at this time
was generous in the heat
Turnip ripe, pouring
yes washed by the rain
So by autumn she
became big and strong.
Loved all around...

Leading:
Grandfather went out to the field looking ...

Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
Dedok pulled up
but only one belt
The frail burst from the movement
it's such a stress
Turnip in the same place at least that.
Grandpa tried again
But no progress...

Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother!

Leading:
And he went out of the field
drink up your moonshine.
A at that time from a neighbor
grandmother walked after the conversation
Grandma sees a turnip in the field
and twice the field more.
Pulls this way and pulls that way
Yes, the reserves have run out.
In vain I went to the neighbor ...

Grandmother: For another, strength is needed!

Leading:
Stretched out on the porch
she crawled to the stove Sends her granddaughter to Light
pull out turnips for dinner
Granddaughter raised an eyebrow...

Granddaughter: Well, think about it!

Leading:
I went out into the field to pick turnips
and does not know how to get up to her.
And push her sideways
and press vice versa.
The girl tore the stockings -
turnip where it was.
The girl spat out of annoyance
and went to change clothes
At the fence Khvostunok
and breaks his strap.
Refresh from the beginning...

Dog: Give me something to eat, I don't have enough bones!

Leading:
tail untied
turnips ordered to pull
Ran up with teeth to grab
and let's bite her
And claw and mouth together
only turnip everything is in place
Smiling sitting
and moves the tops.
Kobelek with this annoyance
made a "psycho" on this turnip
Growled for another minute
and wandered wearily into the booth.
And about all these things
Murka already knew
Resting on the porch
and saw the whole picture.
Passions suddenly boiled in Murka...

Leading:
She wanted so badly
apply maturity
K turnip crept up from behind
yes claws as dug in!
Pulled that there is strength
just blunted her nails.
Here I woke up from a drinking bout
Tolik-grandfather on an old bunk
And decided to attract people
go out into the garden together.
Make a circle around the turnip...

Turnip: Now I'm your first friend!

Leading:
Grandmother's trousers
holding in two hands
The granddaughter also ran
and coyly got into a pose
The scoundrel is the Tail
clung to her stocking.
Well, Murka is our light
looking for a tail, but there is none.
Murka was very surprised
clung to Tailtail's paw.
Here they pull that turnip
only forces wither wither
Who swears like a thief ...

Grandfather: We will live, vigorous mother!
Leading:
Who sighs cute...
Grandmother: For another, strength is needed!
Leading:
The granddaughter has already brought everyone ...
Granddaughter: Well, think about it!
Host: The dog is whining again at first ...
Dog: Give me something to eat, I don't have enough bones!
Host: Murka is boiling with passion...
Murka: Where do you roam my happiness?

Leading:
Heavy that burlatsky howl
our heard mouse hero
On the showdown in the garden
hurried muzzle
And I decided to help...

Mouse: Ely-paly sha atas!

Leading:
Slowly approaches the turnip,
looks around everyone with an impudent look
Turnip tenderly hugs
and takes it out of the garden.
Everyone gathered around...

Turnip: Now I'm your first friend!

Leading:
Here our people reached out,
startled, looked back
And went to drink moonshine
it's good that he's always there.
Moonshine flows like a river
in the village a feast by a mountain.
And our story is over...

Mouse: Fir-trees sha atas!

Fairy tale, fairy tale! Everyone says they are only good for toddlers. This is empty fiction. Adults love fairy tales just as much as children. And they know how to have fun sometimes, like children. To check this, you just need to turn to fairy tales for parties.

Here's a funny tale of Turnip in roles to diversify the evening.

Russian fairy tale for the holidays for adults

A fairy tale for a corporate party has become incredibly popular relatively recently.

There is never a shortage of participants, everyone wants to be the heroes of fairy tales.

Everyone especially likes it when a fairy tale is costumed.

If the holiday is led by professionals, they prepare fabulous attributes in advance. Wigs, ties, masks, children's pipes and drums are hidden in their storerooms.

But is it only interesting to play a funny fairy tale at corporate parties? Many guests also gather for home holidays, they can also be entertained with a cheerful reincarnation.

The famous old Russian fairy tale "About the Turnip" in its original version and with an unusual text will amuse everyone present, give the evening ease and good mood.

Reworked funny tale Turnip by roles on video:

A few tips to help make the performance truly memorable:

Distribute roles in accordance with the acting data of the guests.
Prepare costumes or their attributes.
Cosmetics or make-up must be used.
Print text for each performer
Choose a leader who should read the text of the fairy tale with pauses in which the heroes of the fairy tale begin to act.
As soon as the presenter names the next hero, this is a signal for action by the artist playing this image.
Actors should be as artistic as possible.

The text of the skit for reading to the presenter and actors

One day my grandfather decided to grow a turnip in his garden. No sooner said than done. He planted a turnip. Time has passed. Grandfather went out in the morning into the garden, began to pull the turnip. What is it?

Can't get it out of the ground. My grandfather had to call my grandmother. She came to help her grandfather. They began to pull a turnip from the ground. The grandmother grabbed the grandfather, and the grandfather pulls the turnip. What's happened? Again, nothing works.

The grandmother called her granddaughter. The granddaughter came running, began to help her grandfather and grandmother. They grabbed each other, pulled themselves together, but nothing came of it: the turnip was sitting tight.

The granddaughter decided to call the dog Zhuchka. Bug rushed over, glad that she could help. They stood in a chain one after another: behind the grandfather - the woman, behind the woman - the granddaughter, behind the granddaughter - the Bug. They took a turnip, but there is no result. As the turnip sat firmly in the ground, so it sits.

The bug had to call the Cat. And she is right there. Not heavy together, pull, pull, pull, pull. Yes, what is it? What a big turnip! Calling Cat Mouse. Baby's last hope. Water wears away a stone, and in this case too: everyone holds on tightly to each other - they pull a turnip. One - two! So they pulled out a turnip!
Funny fairy tale Turnip on roles for children.

Phrases for actors of a cheerful theatrical performance

And these words should be distributed to the “actors”, they will say them every time they are mentioned by the presenters.

Turnip: Man, hands off, I'm still underage!
Here are those on!
And I'm here!

Grandpa: Well, you must!
We share everything evenly!
I give up completely, it's healthy!
Now let's have some fun!

Grandmother: Grandfather no longer satisfies me.
I'm in a hurry - I'm in a hurry!

Granddaughter: Let's hurry up, I'll be so late for the disk drive!

Bug: I'm not a Bug, have you forgotten? I'm a bug!
Work like a dog!
Can we smoke better?

Cat: Give me some valerian!
Who brought the dog to the playground? I'm allergic to them!

One of my favorite staged fairy tales, alterations, I have known it since my wild pioneer youth. We didn’t have the Internet back then in the USSR and, of course, in the form that I remember it was, although interesting, but not very. I honestly admit that here I am describing a scene that I connected with my memories and what I stole from another site, I don’t remember which one. You have probably all heard about this fairy tale in a new way and perhaps participated more than once.

So the participants: you need 7 people + a leader.

Props and distribution of roles.

You can simply invite 7 people, build them in a row, for example, in height, and only then announce that now they will show the Turnip fairy tale in a new way. You can use the method I described in the scene, i.e. find riddles about heroes and whoever guesses who will play this hero. You can also prepare props: grandfather-stick or stick, grandmother-handkerchief, granddaughter-hat and / or glasses, bug-bag, cat-scarf around the neck with a bow, mouse-handkerchief. Maybe someone else will have ideas, what props to use, write in the comments, let's make the tale even more interesting together.

The words of the heroes of the fairy tale.

The words of the heroes are always the same and they should pronounce them as soon as they hear that the host has named the name of the hero in his text.

Turnip - Here I am!

Grandfather - And Serezha, well done!

Grandmother - We are all bitch women!

Granddaughter - Right now, I'll paint my nails!

Bug - What do you need?

Cat - Tired as dogs!

Mouse - Oh, who's here?

So, the presenter reads the text, the artists depict a scene, each with their own words. You can just take the original, everyone knows the Turnip tale by heart, or you can use this option, in my opinion it is more interesting.

Fairy tale Turnip in a new way.

One early, hot summer, grandfather decided to sow turnips,
Which he did on Monday, despite being tired.
Chernobyl was not far away, the turnip grew huge.

Grandfather wanted to pull her, nothing happened.
He then went for his grandmother, she watched TV shows,
Grandfather called her for help.
Grandma reluctantly slumped.

A woman and grandfather are pulling their turnips, but it does not give in.
Grandmother's head aches, and grandfather's lower back.
Granddaughter passed by, returning from a disco,
Grandfather called her for help, promised that he would take her in share.

And although this granddaughter had critical days,
She came to their aid, and the three of them got down to business.
Despite the attempts, the turnip is not one iota from the spot,
Grandfather swallows valerian, granddaughter injects grandmother with a syringe.

The bug ran past, kept the path to the trash,
I wanted to have breakfast there, the poor thing was overcome by hunger.
Granddaughter Zhuchka invited to provide all possible assistance,
She, although she did not like turnips, did not refuse to help.

But all efforts are in vain, turnips, as if someone is holding,
Grandmother whips valerian, granddaughter injects grandfather with a syringe.

A cat passed by on its cat business,
The bug invited the cat, the cat immediately refused,
But, smelling valerian, the cat immediately agreed,
And the company on a new five of us got down to business.

Only there is no sense, the turnip did not even swing,
The cat whips valerian, the granddaughter injects a vein with a syringe.

A mouse ran past, a cat caught a mouse,
And demanded menacingly that she would come to the rescue.

The mouse has nowhere to go, she cannot refuse,
But the granddaughter and grandmother ran away, because they are afraid of mice.

The cat immediately got angry, and let's yell at the mouse! —
Did you ruin the harvest, you bastard?!
After these accusations, the cat swallowed the mouse.

Then the cat was not lucky either, the Bug also wanted to eat.
But the Bug did not enjoy a delicious dinner for long,
Dedka Zhuchka ate for dinner because he was Korean.