Celebration of the day of the teacher in elementary school. Scenario of the holiday "Teacher's Day". Primary classes. Ideas for composing funny scenes for elementary school students for Teacher's Day

Holiday "Teacher's Day" for students in grades 1-4. Scenario

Target: Foster a sense of gratitude and respect for the teaching profession.

Tasks:

1. Develop acting skills.

3. Develop a sense of humor.

4. Develop imagination.

5. Raise the emotional mood of students and teachers through festive performances.

Hall decoration: The same as on September 1, you can draw a big bell, make a congratulatory inscription "Happy Teacher's Day!"

Characters

Unit.

Elements of costumes

Mel - dressed in all white: white trousers, a white turtleneck, his face is made up with white paint.

The bell is a drawing of a bell glued together from two Whatman paper, hung on strings around the neck, and a bow on the head.

One - a blot on the face, a sheet with the number "1" on the chest.

Deuce - torn pages of a diary stick out of a pocket, on the chest there is a sheet with the number "2".

Props

Several desks on the stage.

Paper leaves.

Bell tongue cut out of Whatman paper.

Handkerchiefs.

Medals, postcards with congratulations for teachers.

Confetti poppers.

Flowers and gifts for teachers.

Children act out the play "Clever Atanas".

In the third grade among us

All the funniest is Atanas.

It is worth talking to him -

It remains only to wonder.

You ask: - Listen, boy,

How was the lesson yesterday?

He will answer: - Everything is all right,

I ate four chocolates!

- Who are you friends with,

What are sitting around you?

- I am friends with those who do not mind

In the lesson, give a cheat sheet.

To dream a little?

- I really like reading

About food and refreshments.

- How would you like to live, friend?

- Rest, not knowing business.

- What do you like to do?

- Roll on your back in the grass!

- Tell us, Atanas,

Your favorite school hour.

- Of course, no doubt

It's just a change!

- What do you consider to be labor?

Answer quickly, we are waiting.

- I already find it hard

What am I chewing and swallowing myself!

Enter, holding hands, Mel and Bell.

A piece of chalk: Well, Atanas! But there are such students!

Call: Yes, they are looking forward to my signal when I say that the lesson is over! They do not like to learn, and do not respect their comrades, and do not like their teachers.

A piece of chalk: Well, only those guys who love their teachers have gathered here today! After all, today is Teacher's Day!

Call: Then I will not ring as usual now, but solemnly and loudly - in a festive way!

The bell rings.

Includes a teacher (the role of the teacher is played by a child) and several students. They sit down at their desks.

Teacher: We start the lesson. Make a sentence with the word "cat" and "watch".

Disciple (raises his hand): When I stepped on the cat's tail, he shouted: "You have to watch where you are stepping."

Teacher: Form an adjective from the word "lunch".

Student: Tasty!

Teacher: What kind of noun "child"?

Student: Children's.

Teacher: Come up with a sentence with the phrase "I am upset."

Student: When the teacher gave me a two in my diary, I was upset and sent it to the five!

Music plays, the participants of the scene run away from the stage.

A piece of chalk: Let's, guys, study only for A's, so as not to upset our teachers!

Call: And only to please them! By the way, the holiday has already begun, and we have not congratulated our teachers yet!

Children read a poem:

Autumn. And it's a little sad

Vanity only at school again -

We celebrate the day of the teacher,

We will congratulate everyone on the holiday.

You give us kindness and smiles,

You correct our mistakes

You lead us to new discoveries,

To the peaks you lead the unfamiliar.

We've learned letters and numbers

We are trying very hard to learn better.

We are always interesting and cool!

And school life is wonderful only with you!

You give us knowledge, teach,

Sometimes, to be honest, torment.

We love and respect you,

Happy Teacher's Day to everyone!

Sorry if we are suddenly on time

Forgot to learn a lesson.

Thank you! From all children

For the hard work of teachers!

Enter Two and One.

Deuce: Teachers' holiday! And we'll ruin everything for you now!

Call: Nobody invited you here. Go away!

Unit: We live in almost every student's diary. So we are "ours" here.

Deuce: And don't you dare kick us out. Otherwise we will get angry! Here! I'm already angry! Now I will fill you with leaves! You won't get out!

Paper leaves fall onto the stage.

A piece of chalk: Leaf fall is dedicated to teachers !!!

Children go out, sing to the tune of the song "Yellow Leaves":

We cannot live in this world,

We cannot live in this world

No loss, no loss.

Summer seemed not to pass

Summer seemed not to pass

And now, and now ...

Notebooks rustle in the class

Notebooks rustle in the class -

The class is silent. The class is silent.

Everything is in order in the lesson

Everything is in order in the lesson

Mel knocks. Mel knocks ...

The yellow leaves are circling over the stage,

With a quiet rustle, they lay down on their desks.

Since this fall, the holiday has knocked on us,

Teacher's Day has not been celebrated for a year!

And let the teacher be strict

And let the teacher be strict

It's all the same, it's all the same ...

In this life, all the roads

In this life, all roads

From him, from him ...

The yellow leaves are circling over the stage,

With a quiet rustle, they lay down on their desks.

Since this fall, the holiday has knocked on us,

Teacher's Day has not been celebrated for a year!

Unit: Yes, not at a loss, kids ...

Deuce: Nothing, now they will sing differently ... I managed to do something!

Call: Oh, Mel, guys, I lost my language, now I won't be able to notify about the beginning of lessons and changes ... What can I do ???

A piece of chalk: I know how to be, Call! You need to humorously approach any situation!

Children sing ditties:

I was in no hurry to go to school

I found myself in the store!

Chose Snickers, candy!

And the lesson is over!

School desk in blots and outlines -

Drawn by Natka.

But then I'll tell you guys

It was not sweet to her!

In gym class

We played football.

And the girls as a whole team

Goal drove themselves!

The deuce starts dancing to the children's ditties. Bell's tongue falls out of her pocket. The call immediately picks it up.

I'm not ready for the lesson

I'll tell you that I'm unwell ...

And the teacher believed me

Took and called the doctors!

Got a double yesterday

How so? How so?

After all, I copied from Tomka,

She has a "five".

And the teacher told me:

"You copied upside down."

Unit: Look, Deuce, you dropped your tongue while you danced with the children, and he was already at the Bell. But nothing, we'll have some more fun!

The bell rings.

Call: Now everything is all right. And we can start the “Teacher is not a title. A teacher is a vocation! "

Fanfare sounds. A boy in a suit and a girl in a smart dress come on stage.

Girl: The title "Not a teacher, but a song" is awarded to a music teacher!

Teachers go on stage, they are awarded medals and are presented with diplomas, postcards with congratulatory verses.

Boy:

But I sing to the music

The song is modern.

Girl: The title "Golden Hands" is awarded to a labor teacher!

Boy:

All in glue and in paints too

In the lesson we create

Our teacher will help us,

We say thank you to him!

Girl: The title "You can't forbid being an athlete!" assigned to the physical education teacher.

Boy:

In winter - on skis, in autumn - in the gym

We ran, frolicked and rode ...

The teacher studied with us,

And this is how the master of sports was “formed”.

Girl: The title "The brush is always with me" is awarded to the drawing teacher.

Boy:

The world is becoming more beautiful

If the leaf is green-red!

We can mix everything!

The teacher gives us "five".

Girl: The title "Teacher with a capital letter" is assigned to a teacher primary grades(Name Patronymic name).

Boy:

It's fun, calm, sweet with you!

We love you, we value you.

All notebooks, books - everything is in order ...

We are glad to rush to your lessons.

The fanfare is heard again. The girl and the boy leave.

A piece of chalk: How many warm words you gave your teachers! I wonder what the teachers themselves think about when they communicate with you? Let's find out!

Game "Poems will tell about everything"

Teachers are encouraged to remember the title and line of a poem. After that, the presenter approaches one of the teachers and asks a question, to which the teacher answers with the intended words.

Questions might be:

- What do you think about when you enter the class?

- What do you say if the student is not ready for the lesson?

- What are your thoughts when checking the test work?

Call: Yes, dear teachers ... You seem so strict, but in fact mischievous, mysterious people - do not say what you really think about. By the way, my guys, I have riddles for you!

Summer, winter - everyone is skiing,

Brother is a table, sister is a bench.

These are the most in the world

Inseparable friends. (Desk)

What a siskin on a black field

Draws a white trail with its beak?

The siskin has neither legs nor wings,

No feather, no fluff. (A piece of chalk)

I'm in my school bag

I will tell you how you study. (Diary)

She speaks silently

But it's understandable and not boring,

Talk to her more often -

You will become four times smarter! (Book)

Black, crooked

All are dumb from birth.

Will stand in a row

They'll start talking instantly. (Letters)

Black Ivashka -

Wooden shirt.

Where will it take place

There remains a trace. (Pencil)

Though dumb

Will call a lazy person. (Wall newspaper)

White seed, black seed -

Whoever sows it understands. (Letter)

He sees well, but the blind. (Illiterate person)

Deuce: Wow, smart guys! Now we will scare them, they will forget how to think from fear!

Unit: They will die of fear!

Crackers blow up.

Call: Look guys, we have a festive fireworks! Dear teachers, this is for you! Happy Holidays!

Let your work be hard

Notebooks, deuces, eternal assignments ...

Your reward is in the student's diary

Five is the best recognition!

Deuce: It didn’t turn out to do something wrong ... Some cowardly ones were caught ...

Unit: Okay, let's go look for diaries on permanent place residence!

Deuce: Let's go to. (They leave.)

The song "School time" is played. Children give flowers and gifts to teachers.

Galina Kudinova
Scenario of the holiday "Teacher's Day". Primary classes

« TEACHER'S DAY"

1leading.

We cannot hold back the excitement and joy,

Listen to us, Motherland! Listen, Earth!

Our greetings! Hello!

Hello dear teachers!

2 leading.

Each of us is ready to convey to you

A thousand kind and affectionate words

From your yesterday, from your present,

From your future students!

3 leading.

Today, in our school, it is sunny with smiles, flower winds blow. By the middle of the day, gusts of joyful applause are expected, warm short-term tears are possible and a front of good mood is expected.

4 leading.

We are gathered here in a cozy hall to congratulate dear ones teachers with their professional holiday! We tell you "Thank you!" for your work, patience, for the care that you show to each of us.

4 Class.

Please accept our wishes

Health, happiness and goodness,

And let the bad mood

You will never have!

May a kind, gentle smile

Everyone the day begins for you,

Let the worries, worries of everyday life

On your way we rarely meet.

May there be happiness and health

And may there be enough strength for everything

And so that everyone day with love

I only brought you joy!

Let this day The sun shines brighter for you

Flowers fall under the carpet.

We wish you health, happiness, light,

All that is called good!

4 class song« Teachers favorite eyes»

1leading.

Smiles first graders - the best reward!

And they will be very happy to congratulate you.

Come out first graders.

1 class.

IN early autumn sign

There is a very important US:

When we are in a hurry with a bouquet

We are in Class to congratulate you,

When we are not running, we are not jumping

And we do not make you nervous,

When we solve all the problems

And quickly remove Class.

He even knows first grader,

Anyone, believe me, a student,

That it is your lovely holiday

And congratulations to our moment!

So, dear, dear

Favorite teachers!

Thank you for being such

Us without teachers can't!

1 class performs a song"Now we are first graders"

2 leading.

And now the students of the second want to congratulate you class!

2nd class.

Teacher's work is very difficult and important.

The teacher must be strong, brave!

And like a trainer in an iron cage,

He enters Class where our kids sit!

And do not put your finger in the mouth of the kids today!

They'll sit on his head and look!

The councils do not know how to make noise and fight.

But enters teacher and everyone is silent.

Look and calm down with one glance.

Well, how not to say that you are just heroes!

And children are your work, this is your creation!

And the main gift from them is congratulations!

2 Class"Chastushki"

With day Teachers congratulate

We have come to you today.

Wish you great success

To teach better than us.

In our school I am not lazy

Do every day.

For the top five in labor

I will come on Sunday!

I teach math

Three hundred and forty days a year!

The remaining twenty days

Just thinking about her!

In drawing lesson

They drew a steamer.

I did not hear the task,

The result is a lunar rover!

Whole day I cry

Without any hesitation.

I'll drink everyone tomorrow

Singing lesson!

I received today

On the control deuce.

Oh, dear teacher,

Put at least a three!

And in our school today

There was an interesting case.

On the test I'm in dictation

I have forgotten all the letters!

The office rumbles

The stairs are wobbling.

This is our 3 Class

He descends into the dining room.

By their teachers

We cherish madly

For study, as for holiday, We are breaking our heads and running!

Let us turn to the President with a proposal one: So that he handed medals to everyone for your long-term work!

We sang ditties to you,

And now we want to say:

"Hurry up, grab the pen

and put FIVE in our diary! "

3 leading.

And now we bring to your attention a few miniatures about school life.

4 class scene "Worm with ears"

Teacher.

Tell me, Skvortsov, why is the worm of the annelid type?

Because his body consists of wheels!

Teacher.

What wheels are these from?

I saw the round ones myself. And with the help of these wheels the worm walks.

Teacher.

Can you tell us more about how the worm breathes?

Of course, the worm breathes through its nose.

Teacher.

Yes, with the nose. And if the nose is blocked, then he breathes with his ears.

Teacher.

That's it, Skvortsov, I give you a deuce. Only Class amused him with his answer.

The teacher leaves.

And you think that only above me alone in class laugh? No! Yesterday we handed out an essay, and one wrote that he found a kitten and he became his feathered friend! In. And then you think, "a worm with ears"!

2 class scene"It was in the evening"

It was in the evening

Children have nothing to do.

Someone jumped and jumped,

Someone was dozing in the noise.

And today I have a “5”. And you?

And I have a "2" in physical - nonsense!

And we have today in class was fun again:

Ivanov managed to chew all the crayons at recess.

Mary Ivanovna - for chalk, Ivanov already turned white.

We wanted an aquarium in our class to start,

So that the fish could save us from stress, overloads.

We played computers well, probably for an hour!

After that they forgot the name of us with Seryoga.

And our portfolio is gone, that's it!

Lost phone, that's two!

Well, and thirdly, the boy Roma forgot all this at home!

And we have objects - darkness!

We have no time to be lazy:

There is a subject “learn to study"!

What a thing! Believe it or not -

In the classroom, I am a strategist.

I will find an approach to the book,

I can understand the whole context.

Try to write down all your thoughts in your portfolio.

And I do SAMBO, I go to the iso-club,

I am fond of the jazz ensemble and value the theater.

I have a pool, French, piano and wushu.

I have time for everything everywhere, I will not miss anything.

And we have cool teacher,

Strict, smart and funny.

Very kind and diligent.

Exemplary.

The teacher is wonderful.

Patient and considerate.

There is a very competent director,

The head teacher is experienced and talented.

We have a school, friends

We are all a close-knit family.

3 class scene"Our mother is a teacher"

For some reason, they began to load more and more of us.

Today at school 3 class like an institute.

We were given an assignment to write an essay.

What do I want to become in life? This is the punishment!

It would be nice to become a singer and sing with Kirkorov.

No, it doesn't suit me - a bear fell in my ear.

Or maybe become a pilot? These are the dreams ...

I would like to fly an airplane, but I'm afraid of heights.

Maybe I should become a doctor? It is important to cure everyone

All diseases do not care, only it is scary.

Maybe I should choose something without which in the world

Not to do with anyone - adults and children?

If I think so, this is what happens -

Life for each of us begins at school.

You already have a blank page for an hour.

Maybe your dad's advice will come in handy?

Mom is often not at home, I miss her.

And when he comes home, he checks the notebooks.

And then she prepares for lessons for a long time,

To be teacher this is probably very bad.

I will answer you this way, you listen to me;

Our mother is a teacher, this is a special case.

She graduated from the institute with a red diploma -

This is very good, it is clear to all of us.

It gives knowledge to children - Masham, Katyam, Petyam -

Well, children know everything, the best in the world.

And wherever all the roads lead in life,

I will say so: most of all, daughter, teachers.

Mom teaches - teacher... Badly?

No! Excellent!

Every year the students come to her with flowers.

Songs, tender verses are presented to our mother.

Only my mother is very tired at work.

There are a lot of things to do at home, we will help her ourselves.

We will clean everything in the apartment, wash it - period.

Likewise, your husband will help you later with your daughter.

Dear ones, why are you making a noise here?

Am I late again? But I teacher.

I was at the meeting, class to the theater drove

All business, business, business, and forgot to buy bread.

You sit down and rest.

We are preparing dinner.

Dad and I decided: your work is very necessary.

And when I grow up, well, a little more,

I will definitely, like you, be a teacher.

4 Class.

Boys from 4 come out to the music class in costumes of the sultans,

with them the translator.

Bambarbia kirgudu.

Translator.

Our dear teachers and school staff!

Markavara Kuze.

Translator.

We have come to thank you for your hard work.

Mymsyn karat.

song "If I were a sultan"

If I were a sultan, I would go to school

I studied the Federal State Educational Standard, I would take the courses,

But on the other hand, in such cases

There are many worries - ah, save Allah.

Chorus:

Not bad at all to be a teacher

Do everything, take everything into account with these children.

Tears flow like a river, I want to sleep

But it's time for you to confirm the rank in Tula!

Chorus:

Not bad at all to be a teacher

But it's still better to live in peace.

We want to wish you happiness from the bottom of our hearts

And for new victories to gain strength

Today we send fiery greetings to everyone

There are no better teachers in this world than you.

Chorus:

Not bad at all to be a teacher

And in our school for kids teach.

4 leading.

A lot of words have been invented about teachers,

But we want one more time repeat:

Teacher for children - the beginning of fate!

The moment has come to give you a dance.

3 and 4 class dance"Hey-hey-you-you!"

3 Class.

We are familiar with your name from the diaper

Both an adult and every child know you.

No, you are not a hero, not an artist, not a ruler,

But only an ordinary, inconspicuous teacher.

But if we have achieved something in life,

You have worked hard for this.

At the heart of all our ideas and discoveries

Your knowledge lies, our wise teacher.

When we expose meanness and lies,

You are near our honest teacher, we know.

And if we feel bad, we will go to your abode

We are in a hurry for support, our kind teacher.

And no matter how many years you see us,

For you, we are always Kolya, Nina and Vanya.

You are the faithful guardian and keeper of the children's country,

You are young in your old age, honey teacher.

You are our support, you are our shrine,

And we will not forget your glorious name.

In the theater of our fate, you are the main spectator,

Our strict, always fair teacher.

You do not know either peace or laziness,

Nothing will make you kneel.

And may, as always, you are loaded now,

But the high rank was not dropped.

You are an adored inhabitant of our hearts,

Our humble and beloved teacher.

3 class song« Teacher's Day»

1leading.

Teacher Heart ... Well, with what to compare it?

With a cosmic galaxy that has no borders?

2 leading.

Or maybe with a bright sun that gives people light?

With the deep sea that slumbers for hundreds of years?

3 leading.

No, we will not compare! Let's say we: “Knock!

Teacher Heart - HOPE, BELIEVE LOVE! "

4 leading.

Once again with holiday, our dear teachers!

Primary School Teacher's Day Scenario.

Lead 1. Good afternoon, dear teachers, veterans of pedagogical work, whose work was related to the school, students, guests. Today we have a holiday, a professional holiday - Teacher's Day!

Lead 2 ... Today we give you not only flowers and smiles. We say "Thank you" for your work, for the patience and skill that you show to each of the students.

On this day when at the doorstep

The cold was already breathing

School celebrates teacher's day -

A holiday of wisdom, knowledge, labor.

Teacher's Day! Listen with your heart
Into these sounds that are dear to us
Everything related to youth, childhood,
We owe it to the teachers!

3. The bitterness of the first annoying mistake,
The sweetness of the first hard victories
-Let everything be reflected in a smile,
Radiating wisdom and light.

4. You are always young at heart,
Sharing work and joy with us.
Our strict, our relatives,
Patient teachers!

5. You give us a lot of strength
And love - in spite of everything.
How do you believe in us! - and perhaps
Nobody knows how to believe so.

6. Neither yesterday, nor today, nor tomorrow
The candle of that faith will not go out
Without a teacher, there is no astronaut,
Engineer, poet, doctor.

7. Life tells you to teach, we - to learn
Your experience is a treasure of wisdom
Everything that was taken from you will come in handy
And it will become a hundredfold more significant.

8. Teach light, sensitivity, truth
Our souls and our minds
Everything that you ask us in life,
We will try to fulfill it.

9. Let the sun shine more generously for you!
And from all who are near and far,
We send hello to you - from all pets
And bow from heaven to earth!

10. For affection, kindness, care,
We want to thank everyone.
Collect all the flowers in the world
And give it to you today!

11. Health to you! To hell with a disease!
Live a century without knowing tears
And if it suddenly becomes difficult,
We ask you not to hang your nose!

12. Let in this hall, at this hour
The lights burn brighter
And again we congratulate you,
Your teachers!

Children sing the song "Congratulations" to the tune of V. Shainsky's song "What do they teach at school."

1.Dear teachers

From loved ones, from children

Always be healthy

And never cry

We desire, we desire, we desire.

(three lines 2 times)

2. Do not shout or be naughty,

Do not beat the glass in the windows

We promise, we promise, we promise.

Those who teach us

And he gives his whole soul

Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations.

(3 lines 2 times)

Ved. 1.- Who teaches us?

Ved. 2... - Who is torturing us?

Lead 1 ... - Who gives us knowledge?

Vedas 2. - This is our school teacher -

Wonderful people.

Ved. 1. - It's clear and light with you,

Ved. 2 - The soul is always warm.

Ved. 1. - And forgive me if on time,

The lesson was not learned.

Vedas 2. - Congratulations from the bottom of our hearts

Ved. 1. –Our all teachers!

Together: - And we wish everyone health

From pranksters children !.

Children perform a song to the soundtrack to the tune "This world was not invented by us"

Today we speak

"Thank you" to you relatives

For the sincerity of the soul

For your kindness.

You gave us

Wonderful school world

In the language of good

Everybody speaks in it.

Chorus: The school world was not invented by us,
the school world was not invented by me,

The school world is rich in wonders

In it, the teacher is a great magician.

Just one time

Each of us

There is first class

And the prom ball.

Dear teacher,

Congratulate from the bottom of your heart

They want you today

All children of the Earth!

The chorus is the same.

Scene "Conversation of children".

There was nothing to do.

Who walked on the street

Who rested in the aftercare.

1 disciple. And I have a nail in my pocket! Here! And you?

2 student. And we have a guest today! And you?

3 student. And we have a cat today

I gave birth to kittens yesterday.

Kittens have grown a little,

And they don't want to eat from the saucer.

4 student. And we have gas in the kitchen. And you?

5 student. And we have a water supply. Here.

6 student. And from our window

Polyanskaya school is visible.

1 student. And from our window -

Labor office a little bit.

2 student. And we have a funny class!

This time.

3 student. We found a gas mask - that's two.

4 student. And fourthly, our teacher

Came to my house

Because in the hallway

I was running around like crazy.

5 student. How crazy? Well, what's wrong with that?

But to the neighbors, for example,

A policeman came.

6 student. And our eye was blackened.

And you?

1 student. And we have a duty class.

And you?

2 student. And your little sister Nyura is a durra.

She has few convolutions -

So the teacher told us.

3 student. Neighbor's neighbor is in the classroom

He beat me with a book after dinner.

4 student. A book? This is bullshit.

Here's a portfolio - yes!

5 student. But our teacher is cool

1 student. Very kind and cheerful

2 student. Exemplary - indicative,

3 student. In a word, just

Everything: Great.

There was nothing to argue about.

Ditties performed by children:

We start singing ditties

Please don't laugh.

There are a lot of people here,

We can be ashamed.

Our Lyosha is at recess

Smokes.

He was always rosy,

He turned yellow like a lemon.

Petya ran away from the music,

I got to botany.

His answer was not bad:

Do, re, mi, fa, salt, peas.

Kolya went out to answer,

But I didn't know where to start.

An hour was silent, then he uttered:

"Anna Pavlovna, call"

Our Vova at recess

I checked the strength of the wall.

He tried so hard

That he was covered in plaster.

I decided I didn't need anything

Do boxing,

I will become a dentist

Everyone is afraid of him.

Our teacher is very strict

We did not go to the lesson!

How happy he was.

That is freed from us.

All the ditties quail

We think we're good

So clap more amicably

We tried our best!

Ved. 1. Strict and affectionate

Wise and sensitive

To those who have gray hair on their temples,

Those who are new from the walls of the institute.

Those who are considered to be in the middle years.

Vedas 2. To those who told us the secrets of discoveries,

Teaches us to achieve victories in work,

To all who have a proud name - Teacher,

Low bow and warm greetings!

Song to the tune "In secret to the whole world ..."

I will tell everyone, everyone, everyone and everyone

I, I, I don't keep secrets:

We, we, we can't live without school,

All my friends count.

Here, here, here comes the teacher to the class

He, he, he, he thinks he will give us a lesson,

But, but we have a completely different plan,

And he speaks to himself.

CHORUS: La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu,

In secret to the whole world,

I'll tell you what happened!

But, but then he suddenly asked me,

And, and again I grabbed a deuce,

Ah, ah, and then my neighbor, -

I'm not lucky today!

Here, here, here is in. we have the second

No, no, deuce is enough for me alone

I, I, try my best

Whatever the teacher asks.

CHORUS: La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu,

As I am to my mother, poor mother,

Shall I show you my diary?

BBC - biology goes.

Great lesson!

But, but I must urgently go out-

Otherwise my life was lost!

Hee-hee-chemistry I want to know

And, and I teach in good faith,

But, but scary explosions I'm afraid

And I will not undertake to do the experience.

CHORUS: La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu

It will only get worse for you

If I show you experience.

We, us, we are being led to the director,

But, but after a few minutes,

We, we, we, of course, will be forgiven

And only a little scold.
You, you, you are my teachers,

Don't, don't, don't be angry with me.

I, at least, it happens, and I am naughty,

But I sincerely love you all!

CHORUS: La-la-la, zhu-zhu-zhu

In secret to the whole world,

I'll tell you about it!

Children read poetry:

Our dear teachers!

We promise you to learn

Only four and five

So that you can be proud of us,

To be able to do everything and know a lot.

We will learn, we will work,

We will repay your kindness more than once!

For your love, for your worries

Please accept a big thank you from us!

Thank you for being inquisitive at work,

That they are always patient with us, fidgets,

For the fact that you could not live without us,

Thank you, dear ones! Thanks a lot!

IN family life we wish you happiness,

May your children love you dearly.

Let the bad weather pass you by

And let it be sunny every hour!

Happy holiday, we congratulate you,

Never grieve about anything

And we wish you never to get sick,

Happy life, success in everything!

We wish everyone without exception

Good health, joy, goodness,

More optimism and patience,

May tomorrow be better than yesterday.

The song "We wish you happiness!"

Ved. 1. Dear teachers! Dear veterans! May joy and good luck accompany you today, as always!

Vedas 2. May the sky above us be especially deep and clear!

Ved. 1. Let the fresh wind carry away the clouds that threaten with alarm and danger.

Vedas 2. Let the warmth, care and attention of loved ones warm you at the hearth!

Ved. 1. May all your wishes come true!

Together: Happy holiday, dear teachers!

Have a holiday at school dedicated to the Day teachers, will help you in a fun and unusual way original script... Cool and funny to tears scenes for Teacher's Day, telling about the work of teachers, will help to complement the program. We picked up ideas for drafting tests and the first day of the teacher in school for elementary, middle and high school. Unusual numbers with texts and video examples will help you write an unusual holiday scenario.

Funny scenes for Teacher's Day at school - cool ideas and examples of numbers

Simple ideas and examples will help our readers to compose funny and cool scenes for the holiday Teacher's Day at school. For you, we have selected original numbers about writing control tests in various subjects. The funny and somewhat realistic performances will surely appeal to all teachers in the school.

Ideas for funny scenes at school for Teacher's Day

For many students, writing tests seems like a real challenge. Therefore, the subject of passing tests and solving complex problems can be used to compile funny scenes... For example, students can beat a strict teacher who is trying to take away cribs or phones from schoolchildren. Or you can talk about how teachers check the tests after passing them. You can see examples of such scenes in our next videos. The ready-made texts can be used to quickly prepare your own numbers.

Video examples of cool and funny scenes for Teacher's Day at school

With the help of our selection of video performances about conducting control students of secondary and high school will be able to easily write new funny scenes for Teacher's Day. If desired, the texts from the examples can be borrowed to carry out similar numbers or to supplement with other more sparkling jokes.

Funny High School Scenes for Teachers' Day - Examples and Ideas for Performances

High school students usually prepare a real school concert for the Teacher's Day holiday. It can include funny scenes, ditties, and musical battles. Our examples and ideas will help you compose an original script. Using them, high school students will be able to easily compose really funny to tears scenes for Teacher's Day.

Ideas for funny to tears sketches for the holiday of Teacher's Day from high school students

To keep the finished numbers cool, high school students are advised to spice up the funny story with real life facts. In their funny performances, high school students can tell:

• about the hard life of a teacher during exams;
• about communication (or discussion of students) in the teacher's room;
• about the teacher's happiness to go home after a hard day at work;
• about how teachers have to be at school during a cold due to tests and tests.

Any life situation can be presented as funny and cool, if spiced with sparkling jokes. Quite funny is the idea of ​​a scene that tells about the first day of the teacher in new school... For example, high school students can talk about how the teacher is afraid of modern children or how he earns authority in front of the poor. In such a cool setting, many teachers will be able to recognize their first day at school.

Video examples of funny scenes from high school students for Teacher's Day

Video examples will help our readers write a simple and at the same time funny text for staging about the first day of a teacher at school, as well as about the pressing problems of teachers. They will allow you to choose the most successful jokes and make really cool numbers.

Cool sketches for Teacher's Day for primary grades - ideas and sample texts

For primary school students, we have selected short funny scenes for the Teacher's Day holiday. Using simple examples of texts and video numbers, create an unusual and cool program activities will not be difficult. For students in grades 1-2, it is better to divide such performances into 3-4 parts and include them in the script between different competitions, song numbers or scenes with poetry reading. But pupils of 3-4 grades can perform with all comic performances at once.

Ideas for composing funny scenes for elementary school students for Teacher's Day

Primary school students will be most interested in talking not about the teachers themselves, but about their studies. Funny children's jokes can be used as a basis for sketches from schoolchildren in grades 1-4. The guys will only have to choose who will play what role and rehearse the number well. For example, for performances, students primary school can use the following texts:

Teacher: Petrov, what book have you read about famous travelers?
Pupil Petukhov: "The Traveling Frog"

Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the lifespan of a mouse?
Disciple Kozyavin: Well, Mary Ivanna, it depends entirely on the cat.

Teacher: Khomyakov, tell me why people need nervous system?
Disciple Khomyakov: To be nervous.

The student asks the teacher: Ivan Ivanovich, did you have a tablet as a child?
Teacher: No, what are you, then there were no computers!
Disciple: What did you play on?
Teacher: On the street!

Teacher: Let's hear how you learned homework... Whoever goes to answer first, he will receive a point higher.
Disciple Ivanov (pulls out his hand and shouts): Mary Ivanna, I will be the first, give me three at once!

What does the phrase "Sisyphean labor" mean?
- It means useless work. For example, I learned a lesson, but you were not asked!

Sveta, let me carry your briefcase!
- Yes, he is not heavy.
- Yes, and I'm not strong!

What is Gogol-Mogol in English?
- "Shakespeare-Mekespeare"!

Also in compiling cool scenes for the holiday of Teacher's Day, the video examples we have selected will also come in handy. They also talk about the "hard" life of babies and their attempts to understand all the difficulties. modern sciences.

Original scenes from students - funny video examples for Teacher's Day

A selection of the best video examples will help our readers to compose not only funny, but also original scenes for the holiday of Teacher's Day at school. In them you will also find performances by middle and high school students. Sparkling jokes from different productions can be combined into one number or included in different parts of the script.

Video examples of original funny scenes for the holiday of Teacher's Day at school

Among our videos, you will find many unusual and very funny scenes that are suitable for the Teacher's Day holiday. The texts from them can be used to compose new dialogues or for quick learning and easy preparation for a school concert.