Jokes for a corporate party on March 8 script. The script of the corporate party "March 8 in the fairy kingdom" in verse, contests and musical accompaniment to them. Dance entertainment "Nimble Snow Maiden"

Every year, on the eve of the beloved holiday of March 8, the same question arises: how to congratulate women so unusually, with humor, fervently, so that everyone likes it, and at the same time, without spending too much time preparing festive events.

And so that the program does not drag on: congratulations, presented gifts, and - we ask to the table ... And already there, after a good snack - contests, fun, laughter!

What to think of? How to surprise?

Don't rack your brains! We came up with everything for you: we offer 9 cool scenes for a corporate party on March 8! Suitable for mini-performances in the workplace, and for a party organized on a grand scale.

All that remains is to choose good gifts, several contests for a feast (or a buffet table), and that's it - International Women's Day can be considered a success!

Scene No. 1

"Gift Lottery"
There are 7 men participating in the performance, but the number of participants can be reduced.
Five men come out with a rose in their teeth, perform a short free dance to the song of S. Mikhailov "Everything for you".
Then women are presented with flowers and tokens with a serial number according to the number of women.
Male 1: Dear women, gifts are waiting for everyone today! But we have 5 super prizes, and we are ready to present them to those who are lucky today!
Male 2: It's simple, my lucky hand will look for one number here, and whoever comes out will take the super prize!
Spins the drum, takes out one number.
Male 1: Hooray! Please come out to us! We are announcing a super prize, here it is!
A man walks into the hall to the music, a large poster is attached to his chest, on which is written “I do not work today! He does everything for me! "
To applause and laughter, a poster is presented to the woman whose number was drawn by the presenter.
Man 2, pulls out the next number. A man comes out to the music, also with a poster on which is written "Ready to discuss this!"
Man 1 (handing the poster to the winning woman): Oh yes, he is ready to discuss anything with you! Up to discounts on tights in the store and a new manicure for the secretary!
Male 1: We invite our incomparable, courageous and wonderful chef (name) to get the next number! He has a lucky hand!
As soon as the number is drawn out, a man comes out, on him is a poster with the inscription “5 compliments from the chef!”. The leader says compliments to the woman whose number has been pulled out of the drum.
Male 2: I get the next number! Hurray, (name of the winning woman)! Come out, please! For you he will perform his famous song "Oops!" world star Britney Spears, whom we invited specially for this performance!
Three men come out, one of them plays Britney (brightly painted lips, a short fluffy skirt over the trousers), the rest are dressed as a dancer (for example, in leotards). The group performs the song “Oops!” To the soundtrack, the funnier the better, for example, standing motionless, folding his hands on his stomach, looking at one point on the ceiling, and only opening their mouths wide.
Male 1: And, the last number in our holiday lottery!
The man spins the drum with zeal, then, as if by accident, sprinkles all the numbers on the floor, while all the other men take out firecrackers, blow them up and shout: “This prize is for all of you! Our declaration of love! We just adore you! "
To the music of the song that opened the holiday (S. Mikhailov "Everything for you"), gifts prepared in advance are presented to women, and everyone is invited to the table.

Scene number 2

"Serious challenge"
Leading: Dear ladies! Let us join you for a while, feel what it is like to be a woman ?! Our most daring volunteers, to amuse you, agreed to become women today to get into the worst female situations! Help them cope with this, lovely ladies!
Dressed up Man 1 comes out, shoes on his feet. Stumbles as if breaking a heel. Freezes, in theatrical horror, raising his hands to his face.
Leading: So, option 1: I'll go barefoot! Tell me what?
The women shout: "No!", Man 1, also shakes his head negatively.
Leading: Option 2: I'll call my relatives and friends, let other Louboutins drag me to me! Will it go?
Women shout "No!" (or "Yes!"), but Man 1 shakes his head anyway.
Leading: Maybe go up to that nice stranger and ask for a ride?
Man 1 happily nods his head, runs up to any of the men, shakes his shoe in front of his nose, and, opening his eyes, says: "Save the lady, please!"
Leading: Fuuu ... We successfully coped with one task, let's go further!
To the music, Man 2, dressed as a lady, enters the hall, and a usually dressed man comes towards him.
Male 2: Dear, give me 5 thousand!
Man: But where are you all the money in the business ?! I just gave it to you yesterday!
Man 2 sadly dulls his eyes, the Man looks at him menacingly.
Leading: We are looking for options for the correct answer: “Okay, don’t come on! But know that I spent all the money on charity! " - will it go?
The women shout “No!”, Man 2 shakes his head too.
Leading: And like this: “Don't you want your wife to look great ?! Nails, hair, eyebrows, eyelashes - all this beauty do you know how much money it costs? !! "
The women shout out their answer, and Man 2 shakes his head.
Leading: Option is: “You! Me! Not! Do you love! "
Regardless of the prompts of women, Man 2 agrees with this option, vigorously shaking his head and moaning “Doesn't love! Doesn't love! ”, To which the Man, in fright, shouts:“ Of course I do! Adore! Sorry! I agree to everything! " To the music, the men of the collective join them to congratulate the women.
Male 1:
We are not given to understand how you are,
So tender
You know how to be strong
Stronger than us a hundred times!
Male 2:
On a wonderful spring day, we
Ready to present you
Flowers, compliments,
And do everything for you!
Man:
Please please,
May never be sad
And also an offense, and an extra-kilogram-onion
Will not meet with you!
Leading:
You dear ones, beloved ones,
You are the most beautiful
So let us today
Congratulate you!
The men present gifts to the music, after which the women are invited to the table.

Mini-scene number 3

Ouch! What are we going to give ?!
The participants in the scene are sitting at tables or just standing in a group, expressing complete bewilderment.
Man 1 (runs bustlingly back and forth, screams): Colleagues! Colleagues! Well, what are we going to decide? Give Gift Suggestions !! What are we going to give our ladies ?!
Everything: Candies!
Male 1: It's corny!
Everything: Postcard!
Male 1: Generally sucks!
Everything: Diaries!
Male 1: It was already!
Everything: Shaving foam!
They look inquiringly at the speaker, talk among themselves: “No, but what! They need it too! "
Male 1: I will not even comment!
Everything: Shower gels!
Male 1: It was too!
Solemn music sounds (you can march), a man dressed in white clothes enters the hall, wings behind him.
Angel man: I am a beautiful angel who has flown to you from heaven, because I see that things are going hard without me! But your prayers have been heard, and here are gifts for your lovely women!
The angel puts a basket in front of the men - there are bouquets of flowers and gifts in it. Men shout "Hurray!"

Scene No. 4

Beauty and mind
Suitable for a team of 15 to 30 people.
Women are asked for a moment of attention, and they are invited to the “Beauty and Mind” program.
The presenter introduces the "heroines of the holiday": 2-3 men dressed as women, while the outfit can be quite conventional: a hat, an apron, a paper fan, large beads - the more ridiculous the better.
1. Ivanova Daria Mikhailovna- well-deserved (choice of profession).
2. Petrushkina Agrafena Muratovna- People's Artist of cinema lovers.
3. Listopadova Mirabella Izmailovna- an honored consultant on any issue.
The presenter tells that today, in honor of the 8 March holiday, these women will participate in the Beauty and Mind contest, and the one who becomes the winner may receive an early retirement pension.
Competition program:
1. Leading offers tasks on the topic "Who knows more".
For example, the theme is "flowers", "cosmetic companies", "jewelry".
Participants' task: Name words in no particular order related to this topic.
The participant who will say the last word gets one point.
2. Leading offers tasks for verification ability to think logically... Names several items. “Women” should name an item that is not on this list and explain why. The more serious the questions and the more ridiculous, inappropriate answers, the funnier it will be to watch this.
Examples of tasks:
Hair coloring with basma, Vella paint, henna. (Excess paint "Vella").
Vanilla crumbs, bread crumbs, raisin crumbs (excess bread crumbs).
Viscose, cotton, polyester (polyester - excess).
Eau de toilette, lotion, perfume (excess-lotion).
Basting, machine stitching, overlock (basting is unnecessary).
In order for the competition to withstand completely the style “out of logic”, the presenter awards the victory and one point to the participant who, in his opinion, is “the nicest of all”.
3. Test Project on the topic "Cosmetic bag".
Leading"Scatters" cosmetic items (nail polish, eye shadow, mascara, hygienic lipstick, bright lipstick, lip pencil, eyeliner, eye cream contour, nail polish remover, eyelash brush, cosmetic milk, foundation, powder, tonic for the face).
The presenter asks each participant a task, according to which she must choose the correct item "from the cosmetic bag". Time is limited.
Suggested assignments:
wash off your makeup,
lipstick for a business meeting,
hide your freckles,
paint your nails,
tint the eyes,
wash off nail polish,
bring your eyes, etc.
The presenter vividly comments on his actions and the actions of the participants.
For the correct answer - the participant gets a point.
4. The host offers non-standard situations to the participants... We need to find an original way out of them.
For example:
Let's say you met an extraordinary man. It seems to you that he is "head over heels" in love with you and is about to make a marriage proposal. You come to your friend to tell her your joy. But here you see a photo of your lover on her table. Your actions?
Before an important date for you, you visited a hairdresser. As a result of a terrible mistake, your hair was dyed in green color... What will you do?
You came to a business meeting-buffet in a knitted dress. You are communicating with your partner and suddenly you notice that one of the visitors - guests has caught the button of your jacket on the thread of your dress. Moving further and further away from you, he dismisses your dress. What will you do in such a situation?
The winner according to the moderator gets one point.
As a result, having counted the points, the presenter announces the winner of the competition. And presents the prize: the right to turn into a man again and congratulate the real heroes of the occasion on the 8th of March!
"Woman" transforms into a man, congratulates nice words the female team, the losing participants remain women and are used to "run errands" - they distribute gifts.
The host invites everyone to the festive table.

Scene number 5

Vernissage
Suitable for a team of 10-15 people.
1. Men should ask employees for their baby photos in advance. Put each in a frame and hang it in the form of an exhibition.
2. At the scheduled time, men gather women and invite everyone to the opening day.
3. Slow music sounds, the audience must guess their colleagues in the children's photos.
4. After guessing, the photo is handed over to the women. There are numbers on the back of each photo.
5. Carry out a cool holiday lottery.
Examples of prizes for draws:
Room for a personal archive (photo album).
Without it, the photo desktop is empty. (Photo Frame).
Disposable cosmetics (a set of napkins).
A necessary detail for a mink coat (hanger).
Means for keeping the figure in the right tone (spoon).
Love potion (spices).
A versatile gel from the past ( laundry soap).
Husband scrubber (brush).
Incense (insect repellent).
Gloves 3D (rubber gloves).
It will be necessary to play all the numbers, so that each woman receives her gift.
In conclusion, the men give flowers and invite everyone to the table to celebrate the holiday.

Short scene number 6

flying ship
1. Women are invited to the room for congratulations to the melody from the cartoon "The Flying Ship".
2. If this is not possible, then men change clothes in a secluded place and appear at the workplace already in the desired form funny Grandmas Yozhki: sundresses, kerchiefs, brooms (brooms). In the hands of toy accordions.
3. A congratulatory song is performed to the soundtrack of the song by Babok Yozhiek from the cartoon "The Flying Ship".
Text
* * *
Stretch the fur, accordion,
Eh play play!
Congratulations to women,
And don't talk!
* * *
I walked on the forest side
The holiday ran after me!
Spat on his bald head
And sent to the devil!
* * *
I say to him: Pour it!
You are a holiday, not a villain,
Although I myself do not believe
I'm into these superstitions!
* * *
Stretch the accordion fur
Eh, play trick!
Our women are beautiful
Sales, do not persuade!
* * *
We have known them for many years,
This is the secret of beauty!
Everyone will always be twenty -
Even at eighty!
* * *
I walked back home
The holiday is all running after me!
What is the reason for this?
Well this is devilry ?!
* * *
Stretch the accordion fur
Eh, play it, play it!
We congratulate all women!
Persuade to sit down at the table!
Men accompany women to the festive table, make toasts, congratulate, give gifts.

Scene congratulation number 7

Self-assembled tablecloth
Men prepare a large gift box in advance and colorfully decorate it.
When the women appear, each is given a flower.
The men take turns talking:
1. Congratulations, congratulations!
2. Tomorrow came quickly.
3. We have gathered you today
4. To congratulate on March 8!
5. And our gift is in a box,
6. So that you can guess
7. What has been picked up for a long time,
8. What we will hand over!
9. He is undeniably very cute!
10. Even we will give you a hint:
11. He will delight you for sure!
12. Because it's ... a fairy tale?
13. No, you haven't guessed!
14. This is home decoration!
15. And it will come in handy today!
16. Is this the right ... bench?
17. Didn't hit, well, it happens!
18. Where is your ingenuity?
19.To receive guests, respect
20. Will a miracle (pauses) rolling pin come in handy?
21. By, even very by
23 you need it
24. Drink coffee, meet guests
25. A beautiful table to set
26. Treat a neighbor with tea
24. We give you a super - tablecloth!
25.All together (or one congratulations): after the presentation of gifts, we invite you to the festive table!
They give gifts and invite to the table.
The first toast to the festive mood, to the best housewives, to the laid tables and to women's hands, which can even create a miracle!

Scene 8

Starfall
Men talk to each other.
Male 1: Hello everyone, well, March 8 "on the nose." For gifts, our women need to be thrown off.
Male 2: Why should we throw off, let us read them poems, we will sing different songs there. After all, creative gifts are the most desirable and inexpensive!
Male 3: Come on, let's buy flowers. All women love flowers! Give me a flower and that's enough. They didn't bother us with gifts. Foam and socks again!
Male 4: What kind of guys are you all the same mercaltile. After all, we are so lucky with the girls. And the beauties and clever girls, they bake pies, and they will always treat them, they will say a good word, they will raise the spirits. You look at any and immediately want to sing.
Male 1: Yes, yes, I agree with (name Men 4). Our girls deserve to be presented with unusual gifts. But what to give as a present ?!
Male 4: Let's think! You need something beautiful and romantic!
Male 1: Can each get a ticket to the cinema?
Male 3: And why should each, let's take them to the evening session. Very romantic!
Male 2: Yeah, what will the wives say? I can't even imagine how I will show up home after watching together in the evening!
Male 1: Yes, and husbands will not be too happy. They will also give a "hat"!
Male 4: It is necessary that in the evening it was connected, and that everyone was delighted!
Male 1(thoughtfully): I'll give you a star!
Male 2: Exactly! Stars must be presented! And cheap and beautiful and romantic!
Male 4(dreamily): Each of our girls is a star! Or maybe even a constellation! Let's give them a night starfall! Every girl is comparable to a constellation!
Male 1: Resolved! Speak!
Male 4(clears his throat): Our dear girls! You for us are like celestial stars united into constellations! Allow me on the eve of International Women's Day on March 8 to identify you with the beautiful heavenly bodies and give each of us our modest gift, forming a starfall!
They call the names of the girls, the constellation consonant with their name.
Example:
Irina - Polar Star (laudatory characteristics and compliments);
Anna - Andromeda (praises, compliments);
Maria - Ursa Major,
Ella - Capella,
Bella - Betelgeuse and so on.
After the announcement of the entire list and the presentation of gifts, women are invited to the table.

Game mini-scene number 9

Long live women!
Suitable for a team of 15-20 people.
1. Men prepare balloons of different shapes in advance.
2. Women are invited to the room where the congratulations will take place (or they do it in the workplace).
3. The host announces that men are capable of anything for their female colleagues! And as a proof, now, immediately, exact copies of the employees will be made!
4. Now men have to strictly certain time, from balls, with the help of scotch tape create female figures. The funnier and more ridiculous the "creations" are, the better.
5. Women count aloud in chorus, help with advice. Or the music turns on at the right time.
6. Once the time is up, the men take turns showing their "masterpieces", telling the best about the woman whose "copy" is being presented, and giving the gift.
The host invites everyone to the table (or a small buffet table). Where games and draws can continue.

In conclusion, I would like to note that when preparing for the holiday, especially in small groups, attention should be paid to each woman, using humor, ingenuity, but in no way offensive or insulting!

Try to joke, say congratulations with ease. Use sketches, a pre-prepared program of drinking and outdoor games. Let small souvenirs be present in your congratulations.
The funnier the scenes, the more impression you will make on the female half of the team.

March 8 is a holiday for the whole family, and all those who respect the woman, mistress and mother. Who if not the women themselves know how best to spend a given day, how to celebrate it with a twinkle in a circle pleasant company... Over the winter, we have already missed the warm and gentle rays of the sun.

Draw a cheerful sun, several funny clouds, and decorate the hall with them. I advise you to draw a funny face of the sun, and make the rays of different lengths from yellow knitting threads (attach them with tape). Let, despite the weather outside the window, our holiday will be illuminated by the sparkling rays of the sun. Almost every woman has a sweet tooth. Away from dieting! Make garlands and bouquets from candies - let sweets surround the girls on this day. And, of course, flowers, many flowers. You can put branches of trees and bushes in the water in advance, they will give young green leaves for the holiday. An important attribute of the celebration is the festive table. Prepare your favorite meals without counting calories and use plenty of greens. After all, "summer" dishes raise the mood, let the table be replete with various salads and fresh fruits.

The proposed scenario is more designed for a bachelorette party, but if there are still representatives of a strong half of the population in your team, let them have fun with you.

Leading:
I immediately congratulate you, dear ladies and myself
And on our women's day, I wish us
More smiles, sun and success!
Prosperity, vigor, laughter!

Bye (the name of a colleague who will participate in the script, but is not yet in the hall) ran to us for gifts, because only a woman's heart can tell right choice present, I will share with you my desire.
As you wish, girls, in the flower sea
Lose your bed
And with a good man
Crumple the flowers until morning!

An absent colleague runs into the hall and literally shouts in an agitated voice: Girls! Stunned! I got such a thing! I ordered them for all (hereinafter referred to as the Extractor).

Leading:
What did you find there? What kind of purchase can you surprise? Is it just fashion winter 2013 went to Chinese down jackets, and mink coats give away for the price of a box of matches?

Miner:
Better! Home men's slippers in the "Hi-Tak" style!

Leading indignantly:
What?!

Miner:
Before you get outraged, listen. Here, take the instructions. You will also read and follow me, so that everyone is sure that everything is the purest truth, and not my fantasy. And it's your turn to read - I'll follow you. And so, Slippers are intended for Homo Muzhikius from the genus People of the primate breed, in folk terms for Hahales.

Leading:
Slippers can serve both for one Muzhikius, and for several different ages and intimate sizes, mainly of the Monetary - imetelny subspecies.

Miner:
So that you can immediately use home slippers for their intended purpose without mistakes, they are accompanied by a specially trained Muzhikius of the military-hefty subspecies.

Leading:
A special supplement, as a rule, is provided in the NUDE form, its main components are the tummy, checking account and ears.

Miner:
The bare appearance of the training element of the kit is due to the fact that it is difficult to guess color range wrappers for Hahalya, which would fit the interior of the house.

Leading:
However, if you provide correctly executed certificates - evidence that nothing will spoil your interior. The set of the Muzhikius is complemented by a "fig leaf - kondomchik" type construction and headphones.

Miner:
Since the peasants are of different intimate sizes, they are matched to each sneaker individually.

Leading:
The slippers are accompanied by Hahalya's metric and a health book with a health card, access to the Muzhikius's current account is mandatory.

Miner:
And also the address of the cattery with complete instructions on the operation of slippers and Muzhikius.

Leading:
As well as educational and exciting discs with photo and video materials, a selection of scientific documentation and the ancient Kama Sutren library.

Miner:
Khakhal is easy to use, unpretentious in nutrition.

Leading:
Compact in size, easy to store, as a statue will decorate any interior of the apartment.

Miner:
For VIP clients or for a collective purchase on an individual order, collective sneakers from the Harem series from Muzhikius can be made.

Leading:
However, the collective picking of 2, 3, 4, 5 or more Hakhals can be difficult due to the overwhelming demand and insufficient quantity of this subspecies in the warehouse of the Russomuzhiko nursery.

Miner:
In this case, the customers will have to be satisfied with a complete set of Muzhikiusi from friendly nurseries: "Chinese muzhiko" and "Egyptian muzhiko".

Leading:
If you yourself decided to bungle slippers of the patented design of the "Russomuzhiko" nursery, then at your tearful request we will send you drawings, detailed description components and instructions.

Miner:
Khakhalei parts for self-assembly are not sent. This part of the set of slippers entirely belongs to the heading "Find it yourself".

Leading:
Oponki! And dreams come true ... and not only, is under New Year.

Miner:
Did I miss something? What dream?

Leading:
Yes, you know, I shared with you the day before. Well, there is a sea of flowers and everything like that ...

Miner:
Ah, why did I fall for sneakers, not only you know how to dream.

Leading:
Everything in our time must be kept in women's hands, we ourselves are the organizers of our own happiness.

Miner:
I made a collective order. They promised that everything will be in openwork.

Leading:
Now, ladies, let's start creating a flower sea.

For the competition, call several, if there are men in the team, then call only them. Required requisites: scissors, pencils (plain and colored), felt-tip pens, colored paper, ready-made paper flower blanks, wire, double-sided tape, sticks (you can use Chinese ones), green thick threads. Task: build as many flowers as possible from the proposed props. Flowers can be on a stick, buds and just petals. For example, you can draw an open bud in the middle of an openwork circle, the most primitive one, you do not need to be a Levitan for this, use double-sided tape to glue it on a stick. Just below the bud, make leaves from a piece of thread (just tie it with a bow on a stick). Blanks (cut circles of various diameters, cut into petals, leaving the core), then gluing them together you can get a lush multi-level flower. Prepared blanks will help the contestants to quickly collect flowers, but it is necessary to leave an unplowed field for creativity for them.

There will be no winners in this competition; women simply receive a sea of flowers made by caring hands.

Leading:
Everyone knows that there is a mystery in every woman.

Miner:
How can we solve riddles ourselves?

If you have, then you do not need to call anyone, let everyone take their places at the festive table and guess. If there are men, then it is necessary to call an equivalent in number of teams (somewhere 3-4 people). The number of puzzles and topics you choose, here are some examples.

Leading:
There is it in every woman. In summer it is filled with the sun, dried in autumn, and eaten in winter. What's this? (Zest).

Miner:
Poor Nina is sitting on orange peels. (Cellulite).

Leading:
Above the knee but below the navel. The thing is where the hand reaches. (Pocket).

Miner:
Can eggs be on the tree? (Yes, in the hollow).

Leading:
One carrot is cooked for 15 minutes. How long will it take to cook 2 carrots? (15 minutes).

Miner:
For whom the rain will not spoil the hairstyle? (To the bald one).

Leading:
What does a half-stick of sausage look like? (To the other half).

If there are men, and if they have won, then encourage them with the phrase: "In our team there are only worthy men who take on the most difficult things." Women's holiday, enough from men and compliments, no gifts will do. If the team is female or the ladies have won, then: "Our women themselves are mysterious and will solve any riddle on the fly!"

Leading:
We girls are like Daisies.

R- romantic,

O- awesome (charming),

M- cute,

BUT- angels in the flesh.

Miner:
NS- gorgeous.

TO- the most beautiful.

AND- playful.

Leading:
Maybe not all the advantages are listed? Let's help.

The presenters spell out their options, the audience adds.

Miner:
So let's raise our glasses to the chamomile field!

Leading:
We ate and drank, played, and now I want to sing.

Miner:
So what's the problem? Come on, girls! Tighten. Ours, folk.

We are girly, stunned,
Nicely - dressed (o-yees),
Combed, manicure,
Naliplianto this and that (oh-yeah)
Peasant president
Dazzled un momento (o-yees)
And for this potento
We write potiorento! (Oh-yeah)

We are girly, pretty,
And shoo we are glazento (oh yeah)
We ask for a Fiato husband
Everyday convertible (oh-yeah)
Constantly wants a fur coat,
And on a diet (oh-yeah)
We would have a million in banco
And plevanto for tsenonno (oh-yes).

We are girly, we are shy
we lampusi de pampusi (o-yees),
A man prostrate padento
And stacked to stacklento (oh-yeah)
And everyone is delighted with us
And we rozhanto dedyanto (oh-yees),
Happy and love
In congratulatory martenento (o-yees).

Leading:
When the word "Beauty" is pronounced, a woman is always presented.

Miner:
And beauty, as you know, cannot be spoiled by anything.

Leading:
So let's drink some wine.

Miner:
And neatly poke with a fork into the snack. For the beautiful half of humanity!

Leading:
For us girls!

Leading
Dear Colleagues! We gathered in this hall in order to congratulate our lovely women on the upcoming holiday - the Day of March 8 and give you, dear women, good mood and our kind words.
1.Participant # 1
To congratulate you is our holy duty,
This Day is bequeathed to us in the spring,
It is made of songs, sun, flowers
Everything for you, dear women!

Leading. Please refill your glasses. Accept the first congratulations.

(congratulation number 1)

Leading
Dear women!
On this holiday, we want to wish you love, smiles, happiness, health, success, good luck, joy, prosperity ...
What else can I wish you, our lovely women? After all, all our wishes in no way reflect your care, warmth, loyalty, femininity….

1st participant.
And for this, we want to wish you that you will always be! It's scary to imagine what would happen if suddenly, one day, all the women disappeared?

2nd participant.
You can imagine: you go to work in the morning, and unshorn, unfed men in unironed trousers wander around the city ..

3rd participant.
On buses, in the role of conductors, uncles swollen from drunkenness with a tire iron in their hands, knock out the last money from the passengers - men ....

1st participant.
We come to work. in the building a crowd of angry men rushes to the reception and all on one question:
Give them women back. And instead of our charming secretary, a man sits in the waiting room - the secretary, fighting off the angry crowd, yells good obscenities, sending everyone very far, but the secretary always invited everyone to sit down and wait a little ...

2nd participant.
There are no favorite announcers on TV screens, and in the program "Dancing with the Stars", the dance "Little Swans" is performed by four hefty men with hairy legs.

3rd participant.
A lot of words and expressions disappeared at once: For example, wife, mother-in-law, and the favorite word for all men “Mother-in-law”.

Leading
Yes, friends without women really, there is no life and can not be!
And therefore, our dear female colleagues, please accept our warmest, most beautiful, most sincere wishes and words addressed to you and may they sound not only on this holiday, but always.
Congratulations are provided by __________________-.

(congratulation number 2)

Competition WOMEN'S LOGIC

(background song Natalia Moligevskaya - I am myself)
Competition "Women's Logic"
This competition is suitable for March 8th. Its goal is to determine which of the fair sex has a well-developed "Women's logic". All participants are asked tricky questions, or rather non-standard situations. And they come up with interesting answers, after the contestant's answer, the melody of the pop stars to this question will be played, whose answer will be more witty and close to the lost melody, this contestant will become the winner.
Examples of tasks:

1 question. You have been preparing for a corporate party for a long time, bought the most beautiful dress to slay the entire male half.
However, when you came to the party, you found that the employee was wearing the same dress.
What do you tell her? (after her answer, a piece of the song - Andryukha's Gang - terrible # 1)

Question 3 Before an important date, you went to a hairdresser.
As a result of the negligence of the hairdresser, your color turned out to be lilac.
Goodbye one hour left.
What to do? (after her answer, a piece of the song - Garik Krichevsky - hairdresser number 3)

4 question you came home, and a stranger is sleeping on your bed. What to do? (after her answer, a piece of the song - K. Orbakaite - lips with a bow number 4)

5 question you were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your thoughts. (after her answer a piece of the song - Katya lel - I miss you # 5).

Question 6 You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors have a big party that does not let you fall asleep in any case (after her answer, a piece of the song - Pugacheva - hey, you are at the top of No. 6).
(giving gifts to winners)

TOPIC: Georgian wedding

A Georgian melody sounds in the background (Genatsvali)
Presenter Among the Caucasian mountains and rocks, lived the wisest aksakal, he was really very old, he drank a decoction from the grass, his heart hurts his grandchildren should be married. And the grandchildren are fighting, all the horsemen are daring, so he decided to call them, tell them about the marriage.
The old aksakal comes out

AKSAKAL: - Oh, you are my grandchildren, my days are dying out slope right into that beautiful house. There, the beauties of the bride are waiting for you, they do not sit still, you take a rose (gives roses to the horsemen) and give the girls, you will seduce them in a dance and bring them to me.
- I really want to look at the beauties of that house at home, take a look at least with one eye, all right, grandchildren, good luck. (the background Georgian melody Genatsvali ends)

Music playing Arsen Petrosov (Kaifuem)
Dzhigits dance and in dance give roses to their three chosen ones
AKSAKAL - Yes, there are no beautiful words, the blood is already frozen in my veins, who is better among you, we will find out right now. You dance for me, a dance of passion and fire, so that I feel young again when I was.
The song of A.MUGU "BLACK EYES" is played
AKSAKAL - All the brides are good, they danced from the heart, just a balm on my heart I will give you gifts.
(gives gifts)
Wai, I said something wrong, I got presents for everyone. (giving gifts to all women music by Faulo Papetti)
The Georgian wedding theme is over.

1st participant.
You are next to us at work.
Although household chores lie on you
We, the entire male half,
Today we ask forgiveness
Because we are often men
We make noise and argue for no reason
We needlessly annoy you.

2nd participant
Thank you for your kindness,
For your friendship, loyalty and even
For an extra day off of the year
Thank you, you are our sorceresses.

3rd participant.
Women are cute
You are so different!
But at the same time and despite that, happiness to you for the holidays
Well, for later!
Life to be measured by the heart
And without further ado
For everyone to believe
There is love in life!

Leading.
Dear women!
Of course, you already understood that the turn has come for the third toast, of course, about love, and therefore about you - beloved women!
The word for the 3rd toast is provided by ____________

(toast number 3)

Leading
We congratulate you today
Happy International Women's Day,
We dedicate our poems to you,
And we sing songs of love: (background music Paul Moriah - Tokkama ends).
(song and kf Wedding with a dowry converted) with a button accordion.

Leading
Dear friends!
On the eve of the holiday on March 8, the organizing committee decided to hold a competition among women in the following nominations: (background song Natalia Moligevskaya is me)
- The cutest
- the most charming,
- the most beautiful
Moreover, the competition is unusual. Men filled out anonymous questionnaires with the specified full names. women, and the results of this competition it was decided to fail on that very day.
- They take out an urn full of papers, where the full names are listed on all sheets. all women of the executive committee.
The presenter says: The winners in the nomination “The cutest will be announced by Ivan Ivanov: He reads everyone quickly, at some stage the presenter stops: I don’t understand, so who is the winner in this nomination.
The answer is all the women of the executive committee.
(Similarly, all other nominations).
(the background song ends with Natalya Moligevskaya - me myself)

Competition game "Flowers for Women" (contests for March 8 for mothers)
(music when the dance of little ducklings competition starts) presenter Gritsenko
The game involves a man and a woman. (by lot or at will)

The script for a corporate party for March 8 with contests for a fun feast was developed specifically for a small (up to 40 people) team. The script is also focused on the feast.

Thus, if your task is to organize a fun feast with colleagues communicating in an informal setting, contests, congratulations on March 8 and several dance breaks, then this scenario is what you need.

Note that to organize such a fun feast on March 8, you will need a minimum of preparations (except for the table itself). All you need to take care of are the prizes for the contest winners on March 8th. Prizes can be any useful or memorable souvenirs of your choice.

Conducting March 8 in a team: script
Variants women's contests at the celebration on March 8
March 8 in the women's team: script
Funny scenario for March 8
Scenario of a corporate party for March 8 in a team of employees
- Story
Scenario and cognacs for the 8 March celebration for youth
VIDEO: Scenario of a corporate party for March 8

There is a perceptible scent of spring in the air, and the girls wear shorter skirts. So, March 8 is not far off. This is International Women's Day, on which men strive to give their darlings and employees happiness and a lot of gifts.

If the team is mixed and men and women work in it, then the representatives of the stronger sex should take upon themselves the organization of a festive corporate party. It's best if it comes as a surprise.

Instructions for holding the celebration:

Buy roses, their number should be equal to the number of workers. Tie short predictions to each stem with a satin ribbon. These are kind lines. For example, an improvement in your financial situation awaits you in the near future, or you will meet your soul mate (if the women are unmarried)
Find out the dates of birth of women and prepare a loose-leaf calendar. Each month is a symbol of a woman who is born in it. You can order such a calendar in the printing house and give it to each employee.
Prepare some fun contests. They can be accompanied by a cheerful melody.
Prepare a small buffet with snacks and low alcohol drinks
Give gifts to the ladies

Of course, no celebration is complete without fun contests. On this day, they should be purely feminine. That is, about cosmetics, diets and body care.

Women's logic. This is a fun quiz in which women are asked questions. There is an extra word in the sentence, which is not related to the rest in meaning. The participant must identify an extra item. For example, cotton, polyester and linen. Excess - polyester, as it is artificial material... Or, henna, supra and basma. The superfluous word supra is chemical composition made in the laboratory, henna and basma are natural dyes
Makeup. For this competition, decorative cosmetics are laid out on the table. The facilitator asks questions that describe each remedy. The woman's task is to find the hidden object as soon as possible. For example, lead your eyes (eyeliner), do a manicure (varnish)
Vase. Fun competition for men and women. Teams are divided into opposite-sex pairs. Women hold plastic bottles under their armpits, and men, without the help of their hands, must insert a flower there.

If the team is female, don't be upset. In this case, compiling festive program will have to deal with the ladies themselves. It is best to choose a presenter and a presenter.

Presenters: "We invite your beloved boss (name and patronymic) to the stage." The leader calls the women and gives them gifts and a bouquet of flowers. If the team is small, and the relationship between colleagues is warm and friendly, medals can be awarded for various achievements. For example, "the longest legs", "golden hands".
When all the gifts have been handed out, the women sit down at the tables. You can have a little drink with quiet music. After that, it's time for contests.
After the competitions, the head of the department, the chief manager, is called to the stage. 2-3 people are enough, they do not have to be men. The leaders are saying beautiful toasts. They need to be prepared in advance. The culprits of the occasion drink champagne.
Presenter: "Let's determine who their employees are the best hostess." It is necessary for the participants to complete some task. For example, make a salad, put your drunk husband to bed, paint your lips with your left hand.
The women drink champagne and eat. Nice music sounds.
Presenter: “Let's invite all women to the stage. It is necessary to prepare two baskets with inscriptions in advance for the competition. " In the first container we put leaves with the inscriptions: chicken, car, child, telephone. In the second basket there will be inscriptions with the following text: I will cook soup, go to work, take to the kindergarten. Those who have the same answers will receive prizes.
The women are resting again. You can dance a little
Presenter: “It's time to compete with those with whom it is difficult to find a common language.” All participants are divided into several teams. In the hall, pins are placed in a wave. The teams are blindfolded. Participants must pass obstacles with their eyes closed and not touch the pins.
The party ends with a disco.

Day through the eyes of a woman:

I woke up, there were flowers and a note on the table, do not go into the kitchen.
The husband made the pancakes himself. Then he made me a surprise. He slipped the VIP card into the envelope. I ran off to go shopping for joy. Tired of horror, I spent 5 hours in fitting rooms.
I came home, he cooked vegetables with meat and dessert. Arranged me a night of love.
What a fine fellow he is, he tried.

Day through the eyes of a man:

I woke up early in the morning and bought flowers. I thought that on the 7th they were being sold very dearly, but that was only the beginning.
I made pancakes. A pile of smoke poured down, vowed not to go into the kitchen anymore. He brought his wife breakfast in bed.
I transferred 20 bucks to the card, only confused it with my own. Instead of 20 bucks on the card, there was a salary for six months. I went shopping and told me not to deny myself anything. After 20 SMS, I blocked the card, because I thought I would get a heart attack from spending.
In the evening I was going to a restaurant. After 20 SMS, I realized that there would not be enough money for dinner. I called the nearest cafe and ordered some shivering bullshit and vegetable mess for 20 bucks (the ones that remained on the card, which I should have given to my wife).
My wife came happy, had supper, and praised me (this is what I cooked). He asked if she had a headache or something else. Unfortunately, nothing hurt. I was falling off my feet. But I had to fulfill my marital duty until 4 in the morning.
She rode off to work in the morning, happy. I called the boss and asked for a day off, he gave it without question. Apparently, it was also a hard day. The next March 8, I will not survive.

After the scene, you can hold several contests and do not forget about the prizes and flowers.

The holiday begins with a speech from the management. The leaders give flowers and gifts to the ladies. Next, the boss makes a toast.

Eastern wisdom says:

“If you want to know the strength of steel, rub it on a touchstone;
if you want to know the strength of a horse, load it;
if you want to know the mind of a man - listen to his speeches;
do you want to comprehend the heart of a woman -
you will never comprehend! "
Women are drinking, music is playing.

Sea - Don't worry!
Nevod - I work here alone.
Fisherman - The first guy in the village.
Fish - I will fulfill any three wishes!
Girl - All women are like women, and I am a Goddess!
Trough - Samsung is resting.
Grass - And I dream about grass, grass near the house!
Apartment - Come in - don't be afraid, come out - don't cry.

It is necessary that when the actor is mentioned, he utters his own words.

Fairy tale script:

There lived a fisherman by the sea. Every day he came to the blue sea to fish. He threw the net into the sea and pulled out only the grass. Again the fisherman threw a blue seine into the sea. And again there is only grass in the net. For the third time, the fisherman was lucky, and in the seine, along with the grass Gold fish... The fish turned into a beautiful girl. The fisherman married a girl, and they repaired the trough that washed them. We bought an apartment where it was always satisfying and comfortable. And they lived in their apartment, made good money. That's the end of the fairy tale, and whoever listened can go for a smoke break.

After a smoke break, the employees get together and have a drink. Competition time:

Cinderella. The women take off their shoes and put them in a box. The task of men is to find the mistresses of the shoes. Whoever does this will win
Body parts. A fun competition, for which you need to print letters on A4 sheets. The task of the participants is to keep the letter on the part of the body with which it begins. Whoever holds more cards gets a prize
Rolls. Rolls or apples are hung from the ceiling. The task of each couple is to eat baked goods as soon as possible without using hands

A host is needed for the celebration. You can play everything in a fairy-tale theme. For example, the presenter with the presenter is Leshy and Baba Yaga. The holiday begins with the words:

Goblin: “The air smells of spring, it's time to get up, something I fell asleep. I'll go and look for my friend Babu Yaga. " Returns with the heroine. They come back and congratulate everyone on the holiday. Announcing fun contests:

Forehead .. That is, the fetus must be held by the foreheads of the participants. Whoever holds the apple the longest wins.
Songs. For this competition, participants are split into two teams. It is necessary to sing a couple of lines from the song about spring. Whoever runs out of lines sooner loses
Fanta. An old and familiar competition. You need to prepare a box or hat. Put leaves with wishes in it. For example, sing a song, crow, talk in the voice of a parrot
Pump. 2 participants are selected for the competition. It is necessary to put pumps on the chairs and inflate the balls by pressing the pump with the booty. Whoever copes faster is the one who won

Organize a sweet table for schoolchildren or a buffet for students. Be sure to end the holiday with dancing.

A corporate event by March 8 is an opportunity to get to know colleagues better and improve relationships. In addition, you are guaranteed a good mood and fun.

Our dear WOMEN!

Today you have the most favorable and happy day according to the "male" horoscope, ie:

Day of joy and beauty,

All over the earth he gives to women

Your smiles and flowers !!!

What is the holiday of congratulations? And the first congratulations he expressed a desire to present to our dear women, our dear leader ... He has the first word.

Dear Colleagues! If March 8 is a holiday for women, then for men it is most likely a headache!

After all, women have many worries

But dividing them by a year,

You will get three hundred times less

Than the load that fell on us! -

Men this one day!

Although the blizzards have not yet shaken,

But after another glass,

Our souls have warmed up

And hearts made happy.

Let the winter be full of excitement

Spring has come to us today!

And we wish you happiness!

The third toast "For Love!" No wonder people say - "LOVE is a toothache in the heart!" And now the head of the transport department will share this love, or his pain with us, ...!

Dear ladies!

We could praise you until the morning!

However, it's time to get down to business.

The moment has come to present gifts!

As our most powerful argument!

We have already presented some of the gifts to you today, but the rest must be earned by participating a little in contests. In other words, we need to recoup for February 23!

So the first competition, not even a competition, but summing up the results of our survey conducted before the holiday itself.

To do this, you need to write the 5 questions below on a sheet and give them to women so that they answer questions asked and summarize preliminary results. You can change the questions at your discretion or add your own options

Our dear women were asked to answer the following questions:

1. You came home, and a stranger is sleeping on your bed. Your actions (out of all the respondents, all but one expressed themselves to lie down next to, and only one decided to put him out the door, so the guys shake off whoever has it)

2. You come to work, and another worker sits in your place. Your actions

(There are many options in this direction, but you can group them into about three groups - 1. they want to get to know each other, 2. they’ll be surprised, but sit next to them, 3. they’ll ask to work for themselves, but for free)

3. You were invited to a restaurant, you had dinner and suddenly your companion disappears without paying. Your actions

(50% expressed a desire to change the satellite, 30% decided to run away too, and the rest to take measures to pay for dinner, but in different ways)

4. You bought a hair dye, dyed your hair, but it turned out that it is green, but you do not have time to repaint before the gala reception. Your actions.

(here women wished to stay in socks or stockings, some only in shoes, in underwear, in one wig, but there were also modest ones - they wished to stay in dresses, but all these items of clothing must necessarily match the color of their hair. women would dare to go with one toothless smile, and only two decided to go in what is and as is, at the moment)

5. You have an important report tomorrow, and your neighbors have a big party that keeps you awake anyway. Your actions

(Some of the women remained indifferent and gathered to watch TV, but at the same time turn up the sound of the TV louder, 40% of women decided to take more radical measures - to score an arrow in their neighbors and conduct a debriefing, and - one decided on a "wet case" out of these 40%, and only two women don't need a neighbor's party - they just decided to relax)

6. You came to work and you were announced a 10-fold increase in wages. Your actions

(almost all women will be happy about what happened, and one will faint with joy, two women will not believe the salary and think that it is April 1, three decided to get drunk with joy, but only one decided to give her colleagues a drink, and two decided to get drunk alone, and only one of all said that she would work even better than before, in order to apparently earn even more), So ... think about whether women should raise their salaries, they can give it to men, who, on the contrary, are ready to work even better as one!

The summarized results of the survey are as follows: Our women have a sense of humor, although before the survey, some men believed the opposite. Our women are resourceful - they have their own argument for any situation and a way out of the current situation. Our women have not stopped loving us men - at least in thoughts! And this is already good! Our women have a large margin of safety - the conclusion is that the department leadership needs to load them more with additional work.

Therefore, a toast is offered to our daring, resourceful, hardworking, abundant love and of course dear women!

Ladies and gentlemen! We all turn to women, but we turn to women. And let's turn to our men: "Dear men, tell me which of you is dissatisfied with the small salary you are getting now?" And I thought everyone was happy. I propose to those who are dissatisfied to give their salaries to our female colleagues, and to work for free themselves. So it always turns out how to share - so everything is in the bushes, not a single one was found! Therefore, we are smoothly moving on to another competition:

Theater Competition: All Men Jury

4-6 women are invited and asked to portray the following:

1.portate a feminist

2.P portray a man-hater

3.to portray a confused

4. to portray a woman - an official

A prize for the winner, and a consolation prize for the rest

I have a word for congratulations ...

It all starts with a woman! Fun, laughter, duels, disappointments, Love, care, warmth and pain and much more, all this is because of you and for you, our dear ones! At whatever age you are, you will always remain the best half of humanity.

We offer to conduct Culinary competition, for this I will now name each one a letter from the alphabet, and you dear women will have to name the dishes, within one minute, which of you calls more, she won!

Let's start clockwise from me and alphabetically, skipping the vowels, and whoever lacks a consonant, let's give a vowel letter. Started:

B, V, D, D, F, Z, K, L, M, N, P, R, S, T, F, X, Ts, Ch, Sh, Shch,

The winner is a prize.

We have expressed a desire to congratulate the winner personally ... and at the same time all the other women.

Dear men, the time has finally come for you. You are encouraged to pay special attention to your neighbors. Our Ladies want to see filled glasses, your happy faces and ears hanging on the carnation of attention. While the glasses are filling, I propose to hold another competition called

POPA (or any other word or words "I WANT A MAN")

All women in turn say the word "Popa" or "I want a man!" with increasing volume, i.e. the first speaks in a whisper, the second a little louder, the third even louder, etc. in a clockwise circle from me leading. The winner is the one who speaks the loudest, i.e. after it, no one dares to say (shout) to yell louder. If during the game someone enters the room where it is being played, you should say: "Hello, we called you."

A prize for the winner, and wishes to congratulate the rest ...

Dear women, now we want to determine which of you is the most agile, 4-6 people are invited

Competition "Tear a piece of paper"

With one hand, right or left, it is all the same - to tear a piece of paper into small pieces, while the hand is extended forward, you cannot help with your free hand. Who is the smallest will do the job.

And so they began. The most dexterous prize, I have not congratulated us yet ...

ADDITIONAL COMPETITIONS:

PRIZE IN RIDDLES

The prize is taken, wrapped in paper. The content of any riddle is glued to the wrapper. Turns around again. And the riddle is glued again. And so ten times. The players sit in a circle. The host gives a prize wrapped in ten wrappers in the hands of one. The player removes one wrapper, sees a riddle, reads to himself. If he guessed it, he says the riddle, if not, he reads the riddle aloud, whoever guessed it, gets the right to further unfold the prize and everything continues according to the same scheme. The winner is the one who, guessing the riddle, gets to the very end.

DRAWING BY CONCEPTS

For the game, sheets of paper and pencils are required according to the number of those present. Each guest is given this set of a young artist and a card with the concept - the funnier, the more interesting. For example: adultery; hellish tension; senility; second youth. In five minutes, players must draw their concept without using words and letters. Then each artist presents his masterpiece, and the rest guess the concept. The winner is the one whose concept was guessed.

RODHOME (a woman is given a note with the parameters of a child - weight, gender, height, and even a name)

Two people are playing. One is a wife who has just given birth, and the other is her faithful husband. The task of the husband is to ask everything about the child in as much detail as possible, and the task of the wife is to explain all this to her husband in signs, since the thick double-glazed windows of the hospital ward keep sound out. See what gestures your wife will make! The main thing is unexpected and varied questions.

ROLL

This game will help all your guests get to know each other. The guests at the table pass a roll of toilet paper in a circle. Each guest rips off as many pieces as he wants, the more the better. When each guest has a pile of scraps, the presenter announces the rules of the game: each guest must tell as many facts about himself as he has torn scraps.

CANDLE DUI - APPLE ZHUI

Two volunteers are called in, preferably guys who know each other well. Others stand around and represent a support group. Players sit on both sides of a small table, a candle is placed in front of each, a lighter (or matches) and an apple are given in their hands. The task is simple - who will eat his apple faster. But an apple can be eaten only when your candle is on. And the opponent can blow out the candle and then the player, before biting the apple again, will have to light it again.

WILD BEACH

The players get in pairs. The host invites everyone to the "wild beach" where dances are announced. The dancers are given records (one for men, three for women) - "so that intimate places do not excite vacationers on the beach." Music sounds, dances begin. Players need not to lose a single record during the dance, and for this they have to dance closely to each other.

All words belong to the Leader.
Prologue "The Main Miracle of the Seven Wonders".
The song of L. Uspenskaya “Very beautiful woman". Choreographic number. On the screen, there are slides of reproductions of the seven wonders of the world, between which there are reproductions of the best works of artists and sculptors dedicated to women, or one slide - "La Gioconda" by Leonardo da Vinci. The host comes out and watches the dance.

Presenter (after the dance): Beauty ... Beauty is a special feeling, it is something unearthly, magical, wonderful ... There are even the famous seven wonders of the world in the world. Naturally, you know which ones! ..

He approaches the guests with a microphone and asks them to name the wonder of the world they know. Few people know all the miracles (Egyptian pyramids, hanging gardens Semiramis, Colossus of Rhodes, Lighthouse about. Foros, the statue of Zeus at Olympia, the Temple of Artemis at Ephesus, the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus).

The host lists them.
And for many centuries people have been looking for the eighth wonder of the world. And they assign this "title" to various phenomena. But there are still seven miracles. What do you think is the eighth wonder of the world? .. For a clue, look at these adorable girls from show ballet. Sure! For a strong half of humanity, the indisputable eighth wonder of the world was, is and remains a woman! Is this the eighth wonder of the world? Perhaps the first and foremost? (Approaches one of the men.) Which miracle is more important for you: the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus or your wife? (To another man.) Foros lighthouse or your girlfriend? Is this already your wife? Especially. Change to a lighthouse? .. Who has a mother-in-law? .. (Approaches the respondent.) Pyramids of Egypt can be more wonderful than your mother-in-law? No? The pyramids are far away, and the amazing, kind and caring mother-in-law is always nearby. You can admire her every minute, and you don't need to buy a ticket to Egypt. I announce a vote among men. Who is for the fact that a woman is the main wonder of the world? Unanimously! Therefore, the first toast to the main wonder of the world. For the beautiful ladies!

Song "For lovely ladies". The male choreographic group is dancing.

Our dear women, congratulations to you ...

On the screen, a video of congratulations of a famous man - the mayor, governor or some celebrity.
The first episode "Miracle One. Black eyes".

The woman herself is seven miracles.
When men look at a woman, what do they pay attention to? How does a woman lure them? We interviewed 100 men. They asked one question: “For what
does a man pay attention when he meets a woman? " We got seven options.
On a large form, the answers are sealed so that you can easily open any line. The answers to the 3 table are as follows:
Eyes - 25;
Smile - 20:
Hairstyle - 15;
Grace - 14;
Name -14;
Thrift - 12.
If the projection is on the screen, then the lines are opened by the computer version.
I appeal to lovely ladies. Guess what men value you for. Whoever guesses the first three lines will receive prizes.
Music. They take out prizes, arrange them in the form of an exposition. The presenter invites women who have guessed the words of the first three lines of the table.
And the table shows that the first miracle of a woman is her eyes! There is even such an anecdote: “I want to meet a woman with charming eyes. I will answer a letter with a photo. Do not send landscapes. " Let's see what kind of eyes our heroines have, and we start the "Charming Eyes" contest! What do women do with their eyes when they like a man? .. They shoot! And now who of you is more interesting to shoot them, he will receive the title of "Charming Eyes"! We shoot at some man. Choose the man you will shoot.
Women choose the target man. And we will choose the jury. Dear
men, remember what songs there are about women's eyes?
For example, "Charming eyes", "Ah, those black eyes", "Black eyes", etc. The Host invites three responding men to the jury, having previously asked to sing a few lines from the named song.
(To one of the women who came out.) What is your name? .. Who is your target? .. Prepared ... How to shoot? What kind of gun ?! We shoot with eyes. We blink, wink, grimace. You know this better. We shoot!
When "shooting" soundtracks of shots, explosions, machine-gun bursts.
It was sighting. And now for a good shot! Shoot!
All three women are shooting. It's good to show it all close-up on the screen.
Dear jury, who, in your opinion, deserves the title "Charming Eyes"?
The winner is determined.
Miss Charming Eyes is awarded to ... (name) Applause! You choose the prize yourself at this opening day of prizes. Toast from the jury! Ask!

The presenter brings toasts from the jury to one thing: "For charming eyes and beautiful ladies!" The song "Black Eyes" is played.

Dear women, congratulatory telegrams came to us for the evening from public organizations... The first telegram from motorists. She's kind of specific. Not all terms are known to me. A connoisseur-car enthusiast is indispensable here. Men who understand anything about a car? Who can tell the difference between two foreign cars? Mercedes and Zaporozhets, for example? Help me. (He invites a car enthusiast.)

1. A good foreign car? (Any answer is accepted.)
2. What are the names of the road signs? (Road signs.)
3. Is there a policeman on the road? (Inspector of the traffic police.)
4. Front glass of the car? (Windshield.)
5. What is the best lube? (Any answer is accepted.)
6. Which node in the car turns on the speed? (Transmission.)
7. Where do they drive the car at night? (Garage with cellar.)
8. The biggest car? (KamAZ, BelAZ.)
9. Where is the water in the motor cooled? (In the radiator.)

The presenter reads out the text of the congratulatory address. “Today, on this beautiful day, you, dear women, are as elegant as ... (car brand). All men today look at you with admiration, as on ... (road signs). You are beautiful, like ... (traffic police inspector), you are dear to us, like ... (windshield), loved like (brand of engine oil). You are gentle, like ... (gearbox), irreplaceable, like ... (garage with cellar). You are always at the heart, like a driver's
certificate. Always be healthy, like ... (KamAZ). Your unlucky ones ... (radiators) ".
Thanks to the car enthusiast! We have just figured out how a woman is attracted to a man. But how does a man conquer a woman? We interviewed one hundred and fifty women. I have a table of answers in my hands. Men guess. Three who guess the top lines get prizes!
The following lines are closed in the table:
Wealth - 67;
Beauty - 29;
Solidity - 19;
Erudition - 18;
Generosity - 10;
Thrift - 7.

The host invites three men.

Here we will determine the richest of you. The first contest "Who has a bigger wallet"! Because the larger the wallet, the more money it contains. Show your wallet or purse. Maybe someone has money in a stocking? .. You have the largest wallet, and you are already in the final of the competition.
If there is no purse, money is presented. If there is no money, you need to find the largest bill in the hall in 20 seconds.
The second competition is "Down the drain". Participants are two who did not qualify for the final. Here is a bill - 10 rubles. Blow on it to make it fly. The farthest bill flew away from ... (name) And you lost. There is nothing to throw money down the drain so far. Take I X1 from and save money further. Thanks. And we have a final! The rich are often said to be the coolest. Choosing the coolest. Who will spin the hoop at the waist longer. Three attempts each.
The host counts until the hoop stops or falls. On the next attempts, the count continues further. Revealed "cool".
Here he is, the coolest man! Take prizes ... The main prize for you is a dance with Miss Charming Eyes! But first, say a toast from the "cool" one.

After the toast, the song "Charming Eyes" sounds.
"Cool" and "Miss Charming Eyes" are dancing. Anyone can join them, because a dance round is announced.
Dance block.
The second episode "The second miracle is a smile."

Friends, I remind you that the second miracle of a woman is a smile. Remember the expression "Gioconda's Smile"? Show us the smile of La Gioconda ...
Gioconda reproduction slide.
Dear ladies, who wrote this masterpiece? Right! Leonardo da Vinci. Come for the prize. And what other artists do you know who painted the beautiful smile of a woman?
Variants of answers: N. Kramskoy "Unknown", S. Botticelli "The Birth of Venus" and others. Two women who answered go to the Host.
Here they are - connoisseurs of a seductive female smile. Let's start the photo session "Gioconda's Smile"! You have to smile into the camera lens. Smiles first ... What is your name? One photographer asks a client:
- Girl, do you want big or small photos?
- Small.
- Then you shouldn't smile. And you, dear ladies, need to smile! At least a smile will come in. Let's practice first. And now a photo. Smile!

Soundtrack of laughter. This is how all three women are photographed. Close-ups on the screen.
“We choose the smile of the Mona Lisa by the applause of the men. The first to smile ... Applause!
The winner is determined.
You are awarded the title of "Miss Mona Lisa Smile". Choose the prizes, you all smiled beautifully.
Music. Contestants choose prizes.
And for our Mona Lisa sings ... Vocal number.
(To someone in the audience.) Young man, do you agree with the general decision? (For any answer.) Smile yourself ... Oh! With such a smile, you just need this prize - "Orbit"!
He invites two more men with a smile, which requires "Orbit".
Smile ... Great. Do you remember that for a woman, masculine beauty is in second place. Now we are among you and will determine the most beautiful. Let's make photo tests. Give the tantamoresque.
Tantamorescu is taken out - a picture or a photo at the height of a person. She is wearing a bodybuilder in some swimming trunks, with a beautiful body. Instead of a face - an oval cut.
The task is very simple. You come up behind the picture, insert your head into the cutout, the photographer takes pictures, and you get a wonderful photo. But you have to say during the photographing: “I am the most nice boy! " Will determine the winner of La Gioconda. Please go behind the painting.

Men pass behind the picture. The din distracts them by the death, reminding them to shout very loudly "I am the most handsome guy!" And at this time, the first layer is removed from the picture, and already in the picture is a mermaid or a very thin man. You can prepare /, each man his own picture. The competition is underway. The presenter asks to shout softly, with a Georgian accent, etc.
Gioconda's decision? The most beautiful ... (name) Accept the prizes, and we are waiting for a toast from the first handsome man of our holiday.
Toast from the winner. The host announces a white dance.
The third episode "Miracle curls".
I have in my hands a congratulatory address from the fishermen's society. Is there one among you who can tell the difference between crucian carp and sprat in tomato sauce? Go here, help me figure out the terms.
The “fisherman” is asked questions, the answers are written down.
1. What kind of fish do you usually catch?
2. Is it a good attachment?
3. What is the tastiest fried fish?
4. What rods are there? (One is chosen, the most exotic.)
5. At what dawn is the bite better?
6. What is the brand of the inflatable boat?
7. Line diameter? (Largest diameter.)
8. What is the hook number for the shark?
9. A valuable breed of fish?
10. Name of the consultant?
The presenter reads out the congratulatory address.

“You, our beloved ones ... (name of fish)! We adore you as ... (attachment). You are as gentle as ... (name of fried fish), slender as ... (rod), temperamental, like a bite at ... dawn. It's good with you, like with a boat ... (boat brand). We would like to give you a fishing line for ... (diameter) and hooks number ... This is the most precious thing we have. Happy holiday, our dear ... (name of the fish). Your mirror carp ... (name of the consultant). "
Thanks to the fishermen. Thanks to the carp. And another toast from you. Can be fishing, but dedicated to the Eighth of March.
For example: "For our dear goldfish." Fashion show of hairstyles.
One of the wonders of a woman is her hair. Short original hairstyle or long hair, and even curly! This is adored by all men of all nations. Once the Chukchi arrived in Moscow, approached the policeman:
- Help, friend, to find one woman. I have a photo.
- Are you stunned? This is Lomonosov!
- So what?! I like this. What curls!
And now I want to give a present to the curly-haired woman at our holiday. I ask the tables to nominate their candidates.
The curliest woman is invited
for the prize, and stays close to
Leading.
The ideal woman was considered to be one who had hair down to her thighs. I have prepared a present for the lady who has the longest braid.
The woman with the longest hair is found.

And, of course, the original hairstyle has always been in vogue. Prize for the lady with the most original hairstyle.
There is a lady with an original hairstyle.

Wonderful ladies! Great hairstyles! Yes, nothing paints a woman like ... hydrogen peroxide! (To the ladies who came out.) And what hairstyles are in fashion for men? So bring here you - the most beautiful bald, you - curly, and you - mustachioed, bearded.
Music. Women from the audience choose men, bring them to the Host, and he seats the men on chairs /
Ladies, where do you do your hair? At the hairdresser? What else? By yourself? Excellent. Now you will do your hair for these distinguished gentlemen. Give everything you need for hairdressers!
Women are taken out with wigs, ribbons, hairpieces, hairpins, elastic bands, etc.
Time - three minutes. Whom you brought out, to that and do the hairstyle. Time has gone! (After the competition.) Now I'm asking Miss Charming Eyes to choose the best hairstyle. (Once determined.) The winner and the rest of the ladies choose the prizes. And among men, we will choose the most respectable. Do you remember that women put solidity in third place? You guys are healthy, so show it. We will not beat each other's faces, we will understand in a civilized manner. Ladies like muscular, kind of bodybuilders. Well, do what bodybuilders do, showing their muscles. You just need to undress at least to the waist. Whoever undresses ahead is already in the final ... Oh, there is one finalist. (To the rest.) And you work as bodybuilders. Show biceps and biceps. Miss Charming Eyes, please select the second finalist. (To the loser.) Choose a prize. You have a wonderful hairstyle! Here is the swing.

They take out the children's swing. Floor scales can be used.
We sit on the swing, bend our legs, and whoever is below is the most respectable. (After the competition.) Who is the most respectable at our evening? .. Men, choose the prizes. A festive toast from the most respectable.
Toast "For the beauty of the hairstyles of beautiful ladies!"
Yes, a woman's hairstyle is a miracle! One lady made herself a gorgeous
-does and sits dreaming, and her little son whines:
- Mom, I want to go to the toilet, Mom, I want to go to the toilet ...
- And I - to Paris!
And I want ... to invite you, if not to Paris, then to dances!
Dance block.

The fourth episode "Miracle Grace".

Dear women, congratulations ...
Video congratulations to a local celebrity. Vocal number.
Do you remember what the fourth miracle of a woman is? Grace, of course. This is a 90-60-90 figure. What should be done to preserve the figure? Dear women, teach us men. What? Diet? Come here. Tell us more and get a gift. And what else?..
"Fasting", "Sports", "Supplements", etc. The presenter invites three ladies.
Dear ladies, we will not measure your waist to choose "Miss Grace". We will hold a competition for the slimmest man. I ask you to go into the hall and bring here the slimmest, in your opinion, man. Ask! (After the three men are on stage.) Here they are - the slimmest men. And now we will define "Miss Grace". We will calculate the sum of the waist of the lady and the waist of the man she brought. Whoever has less, the lady of that pair will be awarded the title "Miss Grace".
Definition of "Miss Grace". Ladies choose gifts to the music.

(To the men who are on the stage.) Men will also receive gifts. I remind you how men conquer women. The fourth line of our table indicates - "Erudite". We will now entertain women, you are our interesting! Attention! The slender and most interesting men of the city are beginning to prove it. Now you will be drawing pictures or sculptures. Raise your hands and wave them. Friends, tell me, what picture do these most interesting men resemble? (After hearing the options.) There are two versions. First: "Three poplars on Plyushchikha". Second ... Well, wave your hands harder. Oh, the second version is better. Savrasov, "The Rooks Have Arrived." Now hug. What picture? .. Right. Russian folk painting "Will you be the third?" Hands were pulled back. What picture? .. Friends, this is a triptych: "Zoya Kosmodemyanskaya", "Eaglet", "Venus de Milo"! Now join hands, lift your right leg forward, left ... Right, left ... And now to the music!

Cancan sounds.
The picture is called "Three heroes ... at a banquet"! The most interesting man is determined by the ladies. We applaud them in turn. Here he is, our polymath! All men choose gifts. And the most interesting and erudite makes a toast. (After the toast.) And once again about grace. A man sees: a woman is coming. And the legs are thin, thin, crooked, crooked! Man:
- Well, legs! Woman:
- BUT! It's okay to go to work.
We don't have to go to work, we have to go to the dances!
Dance block.

Episode 5 "Miracle Name"
Friends, you know how much music is dedicated to women. And how many songs! I propose a toast "To women who inspire musicians, composers and poets!"
Vocal number.
One morning the husband wakes up his wife:
- Get up, kitten! Wake up
Sun!
And the wife answered:
- Today I am a fish, I have no legs, and I will not go anywhere. You see - a kitten, sunshine ... And what do you call your loved ones?
The presenter addresses specific men.
What a fantasy! How many names! In general, a woman's name is also a miracle. Especially if this is the name of the beloved woman. Songs have been written on many names. Who remembers the names of the songs?
Answers from men, for example, Lyuba, Vika,
Hope etc. Three men who know
songs, the presenter invites you to go to
scene.
(To those who left.) When a man goes to visit a lady for the first time, what does he take with him? There is a classic "gentleman's set" ... Right! Champagne, chocolate and flowers! Receive the set.
Music. Men are handed: one
champagne, second chocolate,
the third flowers.
But worry, these prizes are not myself. These are lottery prizes. And the lottery is unusual. It is played out by name. And we will know "Miss Lovely Name", it will be the lady who will win the flowers! I ask you to suggest one at a time female name from the table.
The presenter fills out a form for each name, where he writes the name and number of the table.
Chocolate is being played! Which man has chocolate? Take out from the loto-throne the blank with the name ... This is ... (name).
Music, presentation of chocolate. The drawing for champagne is similar.
Attention! Now we will know "Miss Lovely Name". A bouquet of flowers is raffled off! And it gets ...
Toast from the winner.
You see how generous our men are. Without noise and dust, they gave everything to the women! Not stingy! No wonder women submit to generous men. This is indicated in the table. Thank you guys! And a collective toast from you. (After the toast.) And the lady who won the champagne demands dancing. Is the champagne over? Then dance!
Dance tour.

The sixth episode "The Miracle Hostess".
Dear women, today men congratulate you on the holiday, admire you! Adore you! Men are generous today. They buy flowers on March 8th. One husband speaks in; store wife:
- Honey, you are as beautiful as this little carnation.
- Or maybe I'm beautiful, like this gold chain?
- No, you are as beautiful as this carnation!
And buys flowers! Although he understands that barbecue for this money would be more pleasant. Today men take care of you ...
By the way, dear ladies, why is it impossible to do without men? Sometimes impossible? .. We interviewed 3250 women and selected the most common answers. They are on my cards. Three answers - three cards. I ask for options. Whoever guesses it, immediately gets a prize. So why can't you do without men?
The answers on the cards are: "Feeds", "Helps with the housework", "Warms the soul and body." Guessing women
The host invites you to come out for the prizes and choose them.
Let me remind you that one of the miracles of women is the ability to farm! Before us are three delightful hostesses. Let's choose from them "Miss Hostess". To do this, you need to answer only one question. We asked 3,250 women what is their wildest dream? The answer is on my card. Try to guess.
Answer: "The culinary man."
Right. You become "Miss Hostess"! Applause! Let's raise our glasses to our charming hostesses! Friends, we interviewed fifteen hundred men before the evening. The question was asked: "Why can't we do without women?" The main answers are written on my cards. I ask men to offer their options. Whoever guesses will receive a prize. Why can't we do without women ?!
Answers on the cards: "Feeds", "Does the housework", Produces adrenaline when scandalous. " Invites three men.
Loves? There are also such answers ... But not enough. Dear men, have you understood the dream of women about a cook? Do you know why a man became a cook? There is such a parable: The husband came home and said:
- Honey, what did you cook for me for dinner?
- Horns!
Since then, husbands have been cooking. And now there is a competition for the best cook. Attention! How many ingredients are needed to make dumplings? What are your versions? That's right, six! Egg, salt, water, flour, meat, onions! What is your name? .. You are awarded the title of "Culinary Specialist". Where is your wife? Oh, she has already filled you a pile! Of course, what a joy! Now she knows that you can and, most importantly, you have an intolerable desire to cook!
Men choose prizes.
Toast from the best chef and his wife! Let's support a toast to the main wonder of the world - a woman. Happy holiday, loved ones! Happy holiday, wonderful!
The banquet completes the dance block.

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