Carbon monoxide scenes. Short funny scenes for children: how to diversify children's leisure time. "About foreign languages"

(After a short ring, the door opens. A middle-aged woman is standing, dressed modestly, in a long skirt. In the hands of her brochures and books. She quietly under her breath repeats the memorized text)

Woman: Hello, tell me, do you believe in God? If you have difficulties in life, you do not know who to turn to ...

(In parallel, her head slowly rises. The woman screams and faints. A demon stands on the threshold with horns and a trident in his hands. Loud music is heard from the apartment, a guy in an angel costume runs out)

Angel: Listen, I, of course, understand everything, we have Halloween, but let's not open the door anymore, otherwise the third swoon of the evening is too ...

Fill us, please, but more expensive, even every day!

(A knock on the door, a man stands on the threshold, an alcoholic opens for him)

Neighbor: Listen, you flood us!
Alcoholic: (hiccupping) How long?
Neighbor: Of course, a long time ago.
Alcoholic: Why didn't you come earlier?
Neighbor: Because before, high-quality whiskey ran from my ceiling, and now only cheap port! Do something about it.

An experienced masseur does not care who comes to the procedure

A knock on the door is opened by a healthy middle-aged man. On the doorstep, a woman in a tight dress with bright makeup, exposes her leg.

Woman: Well, darling, I'm here for you.
Man: I, of course, understand that there would be a lot of work for me here, but you are unlikely to come to me.
Woman: What, am I not suitable?
Man: No, what are you, your brisket is really nothing, legs and thighs too, though the sirloin is disappointing, but it's okay. The masseur doesn't care. His door is next door, you are mistaken.
Woman: Who are you then?
Man: I'm a butcher, madam.

If Stalin had the Internet in ancient times

(A guy with a laptop bursts into Stalin's office, puts it on the table in a businesslike manner)
Stalin: What's this?
Boyfriend: Internet
Stalin: And what is he to me?
Guy: How's that for? Everything is written here about everyone.
Stalin: Come on, tell me, when will the war end?
Guy: (hammering in a request) May 9th next year.
Stalin: Hmm, good date, spring, I have to write it down. And what about nuclear development?
Guy: Wikipedia says that development first atomic bomb will end only in 1949.
Stalin: Okay, it won't be long. Well, is there anything about me?
Guy: Of course there is, Comrade Stalin! It is written: Joseph Vissarionovich was a state leader until his death in 1953 ...
Stalin: Chtooooo? What kind of death? Shoot!
Guy: But why me? So it is written on the Internet.
Stalin: Who is in charge?
Guy: But there is no main thing, everything is by itself.
Stalin: Security, link him to the Urals, so that there are no computers and the Internet!

(The guy is taken away)

Stalin: Look, what kind of young people have gone. By itself, they have everything. Now I’ll write to Lavrenty Pavlovich, let him shoot the hackers, stop the production of computers, and direct all our efforts to atomic development.

Stalin always keeps his word and is ready for decisive action

(Stalin is sitting at the table with his entourage, 6 people in total. He takes out a chess piece from his bosom)

Stalin: You all know that the situation in our country is not easy. Therefore, I decided to choose my successor among you, in case of emergency. Whoever takes this figurine will become it.

(Throws the chess set on the table, those close to her rush to her, except for one. After groaning and confusion, the winner stands up with a figure raised high.)

Stalin: Ah, well done! Send everyone to Siberia in exile, and you will be in charge of them. Stalin always keeps his word. And you (pointing to the one who remained seated) will be shot. For lack of initiative! Security, take everyone away!

The best funny scenes for a fun company

We read the classics and become a fatal seducer

(A modestly dressed woman, clearly educated and intelligent, speaks to a consultant in a bookstore.)

Woman: Please tell me, do you have something ... well ... how to say something ... well, something on such topics, you know ... very intimate and frank ... advice in general?

Salesperson: Of course there is, here are the "Best Sex Lessons: How to Become a Seductress."

Woman: I just have a daughter, she is dating a boy. And they read the classics, it seems, but don't get me wrong, because I'm a mother, I'm worried.

Saleswoman: You would say so right away, here you go!

(She takes out the volume "War and Peace". The woman begins to leaf through the book, and among the pages we see packages of condoms. The woman looks at the saleswoman with wide eyes, and she winks at her and nods)

What do young and old buy in a bookstore

(Scene in the bookstore. Culinary section)

Seller: Hello, how can I help you?
Buyer: Good afternoon. I am looking for a book called "On tasty and healthy food."
Salesperson: You know, it is sold in two volumes. Which one do you need?
Buyer: Is there a fundamental difference?
Salesperson: Of course. The first volume is read more often by young people, it is called "About tasty food", but the second one is of interest to the elderly, it is called "About healthy food".

Who will go to work and do business?

(Scene in a cell phone store. A salesperson demonstrates the latest phone models to a customer)

Salesperson: Look, this model is very comfortable. This phone broadcasts everything you see straight to the Internet.
Buyer: What, and even from the bathroom?

Seller: Of course! Very cool, isn't it? But this model is suitable for those who really like to put likes. He has a keyboard that you can always carry with you and a projector so you can see everything on any surface.
Buyer: Well, yes, and its price is appropriate, like a car ...

Seller: Well, if that price doesn't suit you, I can suggest a stunning model! Everything is there, even a folding knife, a bill validator, a folding tent and a survival kit.
Buyer: How to make calls from him?

Seller: Why would you call from him? This function was removed as unnecessary.
Buyer: No, this doesn't suit me at all, goodbye.

Salesperson: No wait! Most the best way for you from the popular pear company! This phone can do everything, even will go to work for you!

Dad can do anything and more

(A young guy comes to the pharmacy where his father works)

Guy: Dad, hello, the guys and I are going to the cottage today.
Dad: Ha-ha, yes-yes, son, I understand, do you need something with you?

Guy: Well, yes, you remember what happened the last time ... Come on, so that now there is enough for everyone, otherwise the girls will start squealing that they have broken off all the buzz, and the guys will not like this alignment either.
Dad: Olesya! Bring the largest pack of condoms from the warehouse. (The line is watching warily). And also iodine with brilliant green, bring a couple of bubbles.

Guy: Do you think that's enough?
Dad: This time there will definitely be enough balloons for everyone, go inflate and paint!

What kind of old women are in lines nowadays

(Scene in the pharmacy. A huge queue, a dry old woman comes up behind, examines all the people, tries to squeeze through, but they don't let her in. Then she calmly takes out a cap-mask, puts it on, then a pistol appears from her purse)

Old lady: Everyone on the floor, don't move! This is a robbery!

(The line screeches to the floor, the old woman takes off her mask and confidently walks to the checkout)

Old lady: I ​​have Corvalol, please, a couple of vials, and two packs of Validol. Look what kind of people have gone, you can't survive without a gun!

Entertaining guests with original scenes

Try these funny short kids scenes for 2 people.

Burglars can also make mistakes and confuse apartments.

(The room is dark, two robbers suddenly appear, lighting their path with flashlights, talking in a whisper)

First: It seems that everything is correct. The apartment is good, there is something to profit from.
Second: Well, yes, gold, dishes, over there a chandelier ... just like at my house. The host is clearly endowed.
First: Look, the plasma is huge! I always wanted one for myself!
Second: Give up this plasma, they are now worth a penny, but they work every other time, I have the same at home.
(He comes up, presses the buttons, nothing happens)
He's not plowing either. Let's look for the safe.

First: Found it already. The castle is complex, I have never seen such, we will be busy for a long time.
Second: Long ... long ... Give me here. (Confidently dials the code, the safe opens)
First: Look, how clever you are with him, have you already met such people?
Second: (Sighs) Turn on the light, come on.
First: Why?
Second: This is my safe. Turn it on, I say.

The first robber turns on the light and makes a helpless gesture.

How can you quickly get to your doctor

(The wife and husband make their way to the dentist's office. The husband has a bandaged swollen cheek. He mumbles and whines languidly)

Husband: Well, look at the queue here, we definitely won't get there today, let's better go tomorrow.
Wife: Wait, stop whining, now I'll do everything.
Husband: Well, maybe not, I can be patient. It hurts less, though, look.
Wife: I said that today is today. Wait.

(She shoves everyone and breaks into the office, her voice is heard from there)

Wife: What are you doing? Who taught you at all? The instruments are completely dull, they cannot be disinfected, the assistant generally sleeps!

(Heart-rending female screams are heard, the line to the office is slowly thinning, the husband sits whitened, the wife leaves the office and addresses her husband in a hoarse voice)

Wife: Well, you see, I told you that you are going to see a doctor today. Come on, come in. And I will break through to the otolaryngologist, otherwise I broke my voice.

When hypnosis can be beneficial in family life

Option one:
(A woman enters the psychologist's office)

Woman: Hello. Last week, my husband and I attended your hypnosis session, remember? You also convinced him that he is a dog. So, this is still going on, can you help us?
Psychologist: I understand, bring him here, return him to the image of a person.

Woman: No, you know, in general everything suits me. The house is quiet, he is affectionate, plays with me, kisses all the time, does not drink, does not look at football, does not even intend to go fishing.

Woman: Make him stop carrying fleas off the street!

Option two:
(A man enters a psychologist's office)

Man: Hello. Last week, my wife and I were with you for a hypnosis session. You convinced her that she is a cat, and this continues to this day. Can you help us please?
Psychologist: I understand, bring your wife here, we will return her human image.

Man: No, you know, in general, everything suits me. No screams, hysterics, I can safely drink beer with friends, even let me go fishing.
Psychologist: And what is the problem then?

Man: Make her stop licking herself! And these hairballs are just an abomination!

Sometimes it can be difficult to distinguish between a patient and a psychiatrist.

(The patient comes to see a psychiatrist)

Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality
Doctor: And who are they?
Patient: One is me and the other is you.
Doctor: Well, do both exist?
Patient: Of course!
Doctor: Well, you must be sick. And what does the second person tell you?
Patient: That I am sick and that you do not exist.
Doctor: How can I not exist if here I am?
Patient: But according to your logic, one of us should not be.
Doctor: Can you see me?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: I see you. Yes, I am not feeling well ...
Patient: And then give me a certificate that I am healthy.
Doctor: Yes, of course. And come to me tomorrow. Both.

The ideal girl becomes the best friend

(Scene in the therapist's office, a patient enters with a deflated rubber doll under his arm)

Patient: Hello, doctor, my girlfriend and I have problems.
Doctor: Where is your girlfriend?

Patient: Well, there she is. Before, everything was wonderful, but now she's kind of sad, drooping, out of shape. I don’t know what to do. First I was referred to a psychiatrist. But for some reason they tried to treat me, not her. And with me everything is all right. Help us please.

Doctor: But do you understand that your girlfriend is rubber? And I treat people, living people, do you understand?

Patient: And how is it worse ?! Beautiful, well-groomed, modest and quiet. Agrees with everything, never drips on the brain, puts on what I want, dyes as I like. She does not drink, does not smoke, she has no friends. Doesn't change. Allows me to drink beer and watch football.

(The doctor takes the doll, inflates it, returns it to the nervous patient)
Doll: Thank you. Honey, let's go to the crib!

Patient: Thank you very much, I knew that you would help us!
Doctor: Oh, people are lucky. And I was a fool, I got married, a fool and remained.

Funny short skits- funny ideas

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See also funny poems about school for kids. The advantages of our funny sketches are that they do not need costumes, there is no need to memorize large texts (and those who play the role of a teacher can use a printout that can be attached to a magazine), they do not need to be rehearsed for a long time. Moreover, these scenes are close to students. They will be able to laugh at their mistakes by looking at themselves from the outside. Humor, jokes, funny scenes for children about school are well suited for KVN. Also see School Humor.

1. Scene "At the lessons of the Russian language"

Teacher: Let's hear how you learned homework... Whoever goes to answer first, he will receive a point higher.
Pupil Ivanov (pulls out his hand and shouts): Mary Ivanna, I will be the first, give me three at once!

Teacher: Your composition about a dog, Petrov, is word for word similar to Ivanov's!
Disciple Petrov: Mary Ivanna, so Ivanov and I live in the same yard, and there we have one dog for all!

Teacher: You, Sidorov, have a wonderful composition, but why is it not finished?
Disciple Sidorov: Because dad was urgently summoned to work!
Teacher: Koshkin, confess who wrote the essay for you?
Disciple Koshkin: I don't know. I went to bed early.
Teacher: As for you, Klevtsov, let your grandfather come to me tomorrow!
Disciple Klevtsov: Grandpa? Maybe dad?
Teacher: No, grandfather. I want to show him what gross mistakes his son makes when he writes an essay for you.

Teacher: What kind of word "egg", Sinichkin?
Disciple Sinichkin: None.
Teacher: Why not?
Disciple Sinichkin: Because it is not known who will hatch out of him: a rooster or a chicken.

Teacher: Petushkov, define the gender of the words: "chair", "table", "sock", "stocking".
Pupil Petushkov: "Table", "chair" and "sock" are masculine, and "stocking" is feminine.
Teacher: Why?
Disciple Petushkov: Because only women wear stockings!

Teacher: Smirnov, go to the blackboard, write down and sort the sentence.
Pupil Smirnov goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates, and the student writes down: "Daddy went to the garage."
Teacher: Ready? We listen to you.
Disciple Smirnov: Dad is the subject, he left is the predicate, to the garage is ... an excuse.

Teacher: Who guys can come up with a proposal with homogeneous members?
Tyulkina's student pulls out her hand.
Teacher: Please, Tyulkina.
Student Tyulkina: There were no trees, no bushes, no grass in the forest.

Teacher: Sobakin, come up with a sentence with the number "three".
Disciple Sobakin: My mother works at a knitted fabric factory.

Teacher: Rubashkin, go to the blackboard, write down a sentence.
Pupil Rubashkin goes to the blackboard.
The teacher dictates: The guys were catching butterflies with nets.
Pupil Rubashkin writes: The guys were catching butterflies with glasses.
Teacher: Rubashkin, why are you so inconsiderate?
Disciple Rubashkin: Why?
Teacher: Where did you see the bespectacled butterflies?

Teacher: Meshkov, what part of speech is the word "dryish"?
Pupil Meshkov, getting up, is silent for a long time.
Teacher: Well, think about it, Meshkov, what question does this word answer?
Disciple Meshkov: What is it? Dryish!

Teacher: Antonyms are words that are opposite in meaning. For example, fat is thin, crying is laughing, day is night. Petushkov, now give me your example.
Disciple Petushkov: A cat is a dog.
Teacher: What does the "cat-dog" have to do with it?
Disciple Petushkov: Well, how? They are opposite and often fight among themselves.

Teacher: Sidorov, why are you eating apples in class?
Disciple Sidorov: It's a pity to waste time during recess!
Teacher: Stop it now! By the way, why weren't you at school yesterday?
Disciple Sidorov: My older brother got sick.
Teacher: What do you have to do with it?
Disciple Sidorov: And I rode his bike!
Teacher: Sidorov! My patience has run out! Don't come to school tomorrow without your father!
Disciple Sidorov: And the day after tomorrow?

Teacher: Sushkina, come up with a proposal with an appeal.
Sushkin's student: Mary Ivanna, bell!

2. Scene "Correct answer"

Teacher: Petrov, how much will it be: four divided by two?
Disciple: And what to share, Mikhail Ivanovich?
Teacher: Well, let's say four apples.
Disciple: And between whom?
Teacher: Well, let it be between you and Sidorov.
Disciple: Then three for me and one for Sidorov.
Teacher: Why is that?
Disciple: Because Sidorov owes me one apple.
Teacher: Doesn't he owe you a plum?
Disciple: No, the plum should not.
Teacher: Well, how much will it be if four plums are divided by two?
Disciple: Four. And all to Sidorov.
Teacher: Why four?
Disciple: Because I don't like plums.
Teacher: Wrong again.
Disciple: How much is correct?
Teacher: But now I will put the correct answer to you in my diary!
(I. Butman)

3. Scene "Our cases"

Characters: teacher and student Petrov

Teacher: Petrov, go to the blackboard and write down a short story that I will dictate to you.
The student goes to the blackboard and prepares to write.
The teacher (dictates): “Dad and mom scolded Vova for bad behavior. Vova was guiltily silent, and then made a promise to improve. "
The student writes dictation on the blackboard.
Teacher: Great! Underline all nouns in your story.
The student underlines the words: "dad", "mom", "Vova", "behavior", "Vova", "promise".
Teacher: Ready? Determine in which cases these nouns stand. Understood?
Disciple: Yes!
Teacher: Start!
Disciple: “Dad and Mom”. Who? What? Parents. Hence, the case is genitive.
Scolded whom, what? Vova. “Vova” is a name. Hence, the case is nominative.
Scolded for what? For bad behavior. Apparently he did something. This means that “behavior” has an instrumental case.
Vova was silent guiltily. This means that here “Vova” has an accusative case.
Well, and the “promise”, of course, is in the dative case, since Vova gave it!
That's all!
Teacher: Yes, the analysis turned out to be original! Take the diary, Petrov. I wonder what grade you would suggest to put yourself?
Disciple: Which one? Of course, the top five!
Teacher: Five, then? By the way, in what case did you name this word - “five”?
Disciple: In the prepositional!
Teacher: Prepositional? Why is that?
Disciple: Well, I suggested it myself!
(according to L. Kaminsky)

4. Scene "At the lessons of mathematics"

Characters: teacher and class students

Teacher: Petrov, you can hardly count to ten. I don’t know what you can become?
Disciple Petrov: Boxing judge, Mary Ivanna!

Teacher: Go to the blackboard to solve the problem ... Trushkin.
Pupil Trushkin goes to the blackboard.
Teacher: Listen carefully to the condition of the problem. Dad bought 1 kilogram of sweets, and mom bought another 2 kilograms. How many...
Disciple Trushkin heads for the door.
Teacher: Trushkin, where are you going ?!
Disciple Trushkin: I ran home, there are sweets!

Teacher: Petrov, bring your diary here. I'll put your yesterday's deuce in it.
Disciple Petrov: I don't have it.
Teacher: Where is he?
Disciple Petrov: And I gave it to Vitka - to scare my parents!

Teacher: Vasechkin, if you have ten rubles, and you ask your brother for another ten rubles, how much money will you have?
Disciple Vasechkin: Ten rubles.
Teacher: You just don't know mathematics!
Disciple Vasechkin: No, you don't know my brother!

Teacher: Sidorov, please answer, how many will be three times seven?
Disciple Sidorov: Marya Ivanovna, I will answer your question only in the presence of my lawyer!

Teacher: Why, Ivanov, does your father always do your homework for you?
Disciple Ivanov: But mom has no free time!

Teacher: Now solve problem number 125 yourself.
The students get down to business.
Teacher: Smirnov! Why are you cheating from Terentyev?
Disciple Smirnov: No, Mary Ivanna, he writes it off from me, and I'm just checking to see if he did it right!

Teacher: Guys, who is Archimedes? Answer me, Shcherbinina.
Shcherbinin's student: This is a mathematical Greek.

5. Scene "At the lessons of natural history"

Characters: teacher and class students

Teacher: Who can name five wild animals?
Disciple Petrov pulls out his hand.
Teacher: Answer me, Petrov.
Disciple Petrov: Tiger, tigress and ... three tiger cubs.

Teacher: What are dense forests? Answer, Kosichkina!
Pupil Kosichkina: These are forests in which ... it's good to doze.

Teacher: Simakova, please name the parts of the flower.
Disciple Simakov: Petals, stem, pot.
Teacher: Ivanov, tell us, please, what benefits do birds and animals bring to humans?
Disciple Ivanov: Birds peck mosquitoes, and cats catch mice for him.

Teacher: Petrov, what book have you read about famous travelers?
Pupil Petukhov: "The Traveling Frog"

Teacher: Who will answer, what is the difference between the sea and the river? Please, Mishkin.
Disciple Mishkin: The river has two banks, and the sea has one.

Student Zaitsev pulls out his hand.
Teacher: What do you want, Zaitsev? Do you want to ask something?
Disciple Zaitsev: Mary Ivanna, is it true that people descended from a monkey?
Teacher: True.
Disciple Zaitsev: That's what I'm looking at: there are so few monkeys!

Teacher: Kozyavin, please answer, what is the lifespan of a mouse?
Disciple Kozyavin: Well, Mary Ivanna, it depends entirely on the cat.

Teacher: He will go to the blackboard ... Meshkov and tell us about the crocodile.
Pupil Meshkov (going to the board): The length of the crocodile from head to tail is five meters, and from tail to head is seven meters.
Teacher: Think what you are saying! Is it possible?
Disciple Meshkov: It happens! For example, Monday to Wednesday is two days, and Wednesday to Monday is five!

Teacher: Khomyakov, tell me, why do people need a nervous system?
Disciple Khomyakov: To be nervous.

Teacher: Why do you, Sinichkin, look at your watch every minute?
Disciple Sinichkin: Because I am terribly worried that the call would interrupt an amazingly interesting lesson.

Teacher: Guys, who will answer where the bird flies with a straw in its beak?
Pupil Belkov pulls his hand above everyone else.
Teacher: Try it, Belkov.
Disciple Belkov: To the cocktail bar, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Teplyakova, what teeth are the last to appear in a person?
Teplyakova's student: Plug-in, Mary Ivanna.

Teacher: Now I will ask you a very difficult question, for the correct answer I will immediately put an A with a plus. And the question is: "Why is European time ahead of American time?"
Pupil Klyushkin pulls out his hand.
Teacher: Answer, Klyushkin.
Disciple Klyushkin: Because America was discovered later!

6. Scene "Folder under the arm"

Vovka: Listen, I'll tell you a funny story. Yesterday I took the folder on the mouse and went to Uncle Yura, my mother told me.
Andrey: Ha ha ha! And it's really funny.
Vovka (surprised): What's so funny? I have not even begun to tell.
Andrey (laughing): The folder ... under the arm! Good idea. Your folder won't fit under your arm, it's not a cat!
Vovka: Why "my folder"? The folder is daddy's. You have forgotten how to speak correctly from laughter, or what?
Andrey: (winking and tapping himself on the forehead): Oh, I guessed it! Grandpa - under the arm! He himself speaks incorrectly, and also teaches. Now it's clear: dad's folder is your grandfather Kolya! In general, it's great you came up with it - it's funny and with a riddle!
Vova (offended): What does my grandfather Kolya have to do with it? I wanted to tell you something completely different. I didn't listen to the end, but you laugh, you interfere with speaking. Moreover, he dragged my grandfather, put him under his arm, what a storyteller he found! I'd rather go home than talk to you.
Andrey (to himself, left alone): And why was he offended? Why funny stories tell, if you can't laugh?
(I. Semerenko)

7. Scene "3 = 7 and 2 = 5"

Teacher: Well, Petrov? What am I to do with you?
Petrov: Why?
Teacher: For the whole year you did nothing, did not teach anything. I don’t know what to put in the list.
Petrov (looking gloomily at the floor): I, Ivan Ivanovich, scientific work was engaged.
Teacher: What are you? What is it?
Petrov: I decided that all our mathematics was wrong and ... I proved it!
Teacher: Well, how, Comrade Veliky Petrov, did you achieve this?
Petrov: Ah, what can I say, Ivan Ivanitch! It's not my fault that Pythagoras was wrong and this ... Archimedes!
Teacher: Archimedes?
Petrov: And he too, After all, they said that three is equal to only three.
Teacher: What else?
Petrov (solemnly): This is not true! I've proven that three is seven!
Teacher: How is it?
Petrov: Look, 15 -15 = 0. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: 35 - 35 = 0 - also true. Hence, 15-15 = 35-35. Right?
Teacher: Right.
Petrov: We take out the common factors: 3 (5-5) = 7 (5-5). Right?
Teacher: Exactly.
Petrov: Hehe! (5-5) = (5-5). This is also true!
Teacher: Yes.
Petrov: Then everything is upside down: 3 = 7!
Teacher: Aha! So, Petrov, we survived.
Petrov: I didn't want to, Ivan Ivanovich. But against science ... you can't sin!
Teacher: I see. Look: 20-20 = 0. Right?
Petrov: Exactly!
Teacher: 8-8 = 0 - also true. Then 20-20 = 8-8. It is truth too?
Petrov: Exactly, Ivan Ivanovich, exactly.
Teacher: We carry out the common factors: 5 (4-4) = 2 (4-4). Right?
Petrov: Right!
Teacher: Then that's it, Petrov, I give you a "2"!
Petrov: For what, Ivan Ivanitch?
Teacher: Don't worry, Petrov, because if we divide both sides of the equality by (4-4), then 2 = 5. Is that what you did?
Petrov: Well, let's say.
Teacher: So I put "2", is it all the same. A?
Petrov: No, it doesn't matter, Ivan Ivanovich, "5" is better.
Teacher: Perhaps it is better, Petrov, but until you prove it, you will have a deuce in a year, equal, in your opinion, to a five!
Guys, help Petrov.
(Newspaper " Primary School"," Mathematics ", No. 24, 2002)

8. Scene "Schoolboy and Salesman"

Characters: student and shop assistant

Sales assistant: What can you tell you?
Schoolboy: The reign of Nicholas II?
Sales assistant: Not in the know.
Schoolboy: Okay ... Pythagorean Theorem?
Sales assistant:… (shrugs)
Schoolboy: Photosynthesis?
Sales assistant: (sighing) I don't know ...
Schoolboy: Well, what are you trying to do with your “What can I tell you?” !!!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

9. Scene "Schoolchildren at the stadium"

Characters: students and the stadium informant

A group of young fans, led by the leader, loudly chants:
"SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!" "SPARTAK IS A CHAMPION!"
Suddenly, the voice of the informant in the stadium turns on:
Informant's voice: Attention of young fans! (young fans stop chanting)
Your history teacher is at the match!
Young fans start chanting:
"SPA-RTAC - ROMAN SLAVE!" "SPA-RTAC - ROMAN SLAVE!"
(KVN team from Ryazan)

10. Scene "Unnecessary words, or Cool Dnieper in cool weather"

Characters: a cultured adult and a modern schoolboy Vanya Sidorov

Hello Vanya.
- Hello.
- Well, tell me, Vanya, how are you?
- Ouch, deeds of power.
- I'm sorry, what?
- Cool, I say, schA one wick blasted this. Rolls to the board. Give, he says, is great to drive. He sat down and scratched. And here is the teacher. And he lets show off. He opened his mitten. Yes, how he fights. Himself with a fingal. The teacher was almost crazy, but he was great. Into the rzhaka. Cool, isn't it?
- Was there a horse there?
- What horse?
- Well, that was laughing. Or I didn't understand anything.
- Well, you didn’t understand anything?
- Come on, let's start over.
- Well, let's. So one wick ...
- Without a candle?
- Without.
- And what is this wick?
- Well, one guy, a long one, drove up to the shket ...
- What did he ride on a bicycle?
- No, the school had a bicycle.
- Which shket?
- Well, one shibzdik. Yes, you know him, he walks around here with such a schnobel.
- With whom, with whom?
- Yes, not with anyone, but with what, his nose is in the form of a schnobel. Well, let him, he says, is great to drive. He sat down and scratched.
- Did he itch something?
- No, he sawed.
- So how, sawed it?
- What did you saw?
- Well, great?
- How?
- Well, by this very, shnobel?
- No, the shnobel was at the school. And at the wick there was a fingal, he hit him in the head, and he began to wander around. He had opened his mitten, so he fidgeted.
- And why a mitten, he fidgeted in winter?
- Yes, there was no winter there, there was a teacher.
- Teacher, you mean.
- Well, yes, with a fingal, that is, with a great, no, with coils. But the very same rolling that is great was giggling.
- How did you go?
- And so, covered himself. Into small pieces. Do you understand now?
- Understood. I realized that you do not know Russian at all.
- I don’t know!
- Do you imagine if everyone spoke the way you do, what would happen?
- What?
- Do you remember, at Gogol's. "The Dnieper is wonderful in calm weather, when it freely and smoothly rushes through forests and mountains full of its waters, it neither stutters nor thunders. You look and do not know whether its majestic width is walking or not." Rare bird will fly to the middle of the Dnieper ".
- I remember.
- And now listen to how it sounds in your quirk language: "Cool Dnieper in cool weather, when, wandering around and showing off, sawing its cool waves through forests and mountains. Doesn't shout, does not cover. you don’t know whether he is sawing or not. A rare bird with a schnobel will reach the middle of the Dnieper. Do you like?
- I like it, - he said and ran, shouting: "Cool Dnieper in cool weather."
(Lion Izmailov)

11. Young man in a nightclub

Characters: girl, young man, mother

A girl sits at the bar. A young man approaches her.

Young man: Hello baby! Are you bored?
GIRL: Yes, there is a little.
YOUNG MAN: Can you come with me? I will arrange an unforgettable evening for you!
GIRL: Sounds. But my mother is waiting for me at 23-00 at home.
YOUNG MAN: Is mom waiting? Give it up! Are you 10 years old? Do you go on dates with your mom? Ha!

Suddenly, someone's hand confidently takes the young man's ear. Everyone can see that this is the hand of an aged woman.

YOUNG MAN: Mom? What are you doing here?
MOM: What are you doing here?
YOUNG MAN: Well, Mom! I AM…
MOM: I don’t want to hear it! March home!
YOUNG MAN: (to the girl) Baby, I'll call you back!
MOM: Home!
(KVN team from Ryazan)

12. Radiologist's office

Characters: grandmother, boy, radiologist

Radiologist's office: X-ray machine, table, chair. A doctor is sitting at the table.
A little boy and grandmother enter the office.

GRANDMA (pointing to the boy). Rummaged everything, glasses are nowhere to be found. I think he swallowed them. All in your grandfather!
X-RAYER (to the boy). Have you swallowed grandma's glasses?
The boy doesn't answer.
GRANNY. Partisan! All in your grandfather!
RADIOLOGIST. Are you silent? But now we will enlighten you through and through and find out everything.
GRANDMA (joyfully). Yeah, got caught! To have such a thing at home.
X-RAY GENOLOGIST (examines the photograph). Well, well, well ... You know ... he has not only glasses here, but also a wallet with money. I can't say for sure, but somewhere around three hundred rubles.
GRANNY. This is not ours, we do not need someone else's. The main thing for me is to get glasses, I can't watch TV without them.
RADIOLOGIST. We'll get it now.
The radiologist approaches the boy, lifts him by the legs and shakes him. Glasses and wallet fall out onto the floor.
GRANDMA (grabs glasses). Thank you very much, doctor. I don't even know how to thank you. Let me kiss you!
X-RAYGENOLOGIST (turns the wallet in his hands). Do not. But the wallet, if possible, I will keep as a keepsake.
GRANNY. This is not ours, not ours, we do not need someone else's.
Grandmother and grandson leave the office.
X-RAYER (loudly). Next!
(A. Givargizov)

Characters:
Dad: Serpent Gorynych
Head teacher: Baba Yaga
Mathematics teacher: Leshy
Geography Teacher: Kikimora
Botany Trainer: Witch
Homeroom teacher: Water

SERPENT GORYNYCH (flies into the teacher's room):
... Yes, I told him a hundred times! ..
Well, what did he do again?

Leshy:
Multiplied minus with sine -
Got a minus one!

KIKIMORA:
Mixed up albinos
With albatrosses ...

WITCH:
Threw apricots ...

KIKIMORA:
Threw bubbles! ..

Leshy:
On a bet
Swallowed the call!

KIKIMORA:
Yawned the whole lesson
And he infected everyone with a yawn!

WATER:
But yesterday
Dragged into class
Hippo !!!

Leshy:
With this nasty boy
There is no sweetness!

BABA YAGA (oily):
Maybe give him poison? ..
Or thrown to the wolves?
AM -
And there is no bad student!

KIKIMORA:
Don't get excited, dear Yaga.
In our century
Such measures are outdated.

Leshy:
A hundred years ago
We would have it,
Of course,
Have eaten ...
But now
We have
Not too many students
In reserve...

WATER:
Agree!
We will not resort
To extreme measures.

WITCH:
Let's try to captivate him
A good example.

SERPENT GORYNYCH (confused):
Mmm ... Less, more ...
That is - more or less! ..
And yet...

WITCH (interrupts):
A...
Understand!
Your example will not work ...
But boy
Doesn't want to study at all!

BABA YAGA:
Oh, how much trouble with children! ..

ZMEY GORYNYCH:
Lock him in the closet - let him teach lessons!
And if she doesn't stop yawning ...

ALL WELL:
We will turn it
Into chewing gum
And we will
SLOWLY
Chew!
(E. Lipatova)

14. Regime of the day

Characters:

Schoolboy Vova
Schoolboy Petya

PETER:
- And you, Vova, do you know what a regime is?

VOVA:
- Of course! Mode ... Mode - this is where I want, I jump there.

PETER:
- Not right! Regime is the daily routine. Are you doing it?

VOVA:
- I even overfulfill it.

PETER:
- Like this?

VOVA:
- According to the schedule, I have to walk twice a day, and I walk four!

PETER:
- No, you are not overfulfilling it, but violating it! Do you know what your daily routine should be?

VOVA:
- I know! Rise. Charger. Washing. Bed cleaning. Breakfast. School. Dinner. Walk. Prep. Walk.

PETER:
- Good.

VOVA:
- And it could be even better.

PETER:
- How is it?

VOVA:
- Like this! Rise. Breakfast. Walk. Lunch. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Tea. Walk. Dinner. Walk. Dream.

PETER:
- Oh no. With this regime, you will be lazy and ignorant.

VOVA:
- Will not work.

PETER:
- Why?

VOVA:
- Because with my grandmother we carry out the whole regime.

PETER:
- How is it with your grandmother?

VOVA:
- And so. Half of it is done by me, and half by my grandmother. And together we get the whole regime.

PETER:
- I do not understand!

VOVA:
- Very simple. I do the lift. The grandmother is doing the exercises. Washing is grandmother. Bed cleaning - grandma. Breakfast - me. The walk is me. Preparing lessons - me and my grandmother. The walk is me. Lunch - me.

PETER:
- Aren't you ashamed ?! Now I understand why you are so undisciplined.

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15. About Pushkin

Two duelists are facing each other. One of them is Pushkin.

Second: Come on together!

Pushkin and his adversary raise their pistols. Suitable for barriers. Pushkin's opponent makes a shot. Pushkin is wounded. The enemy approaches the wounded Pushkin.

Pushkin: For what?

Pushkin's opponent: Bastard! Because of you, they left me for the second year in literature !!!

16. School riddles

Characters: Schoolboy, his friend - Vovka Sidorov

SCHOOLBOY (addressing confidentially to the audience, pointing to a friend standing nearby):
And Vovka Sidorov from our class is well, a slow-witted! Riddles here I came across interesting about school affairs, and the answers should be in rhyme. I, of course, guessed everything right away, and then decided to check Vovka for quick wits.

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
Here, guess the riddle in rhyme: "Between two calls, the term is called ..."

VOVKA SIDOROV (instantly):
Turn!

SCHOOLBOY:
Well, that's right, "change" is appropriate, but there should be a clue to the rhyme!

VOVKA SIDOROV (offended):
Yeah, he said it was right, and then you start ...

SCHOOLBOY:
Okay, let me give you another riddle, just think before you say the answer. "The sportsman told us: Everyone should go to the sports ..."

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts out):
Shop!

SCHOOLBOY:
Which store? What for? Where did you see him?

VOVKA SIDOROV:
What do you mean why? You need to buy new sneakers, otherwise my soles are already lagging behind on my left foot. And the Sporttovary store is right in front of the school. You saw him a hundred times too.

SCHOOLBOY (towards the hall):
Well, what can you prove to him here!

SCHOOLBOY (to Vovka Sidorov):
But this riddle can you guess in rhyme? "Schools are not simple buildings, schools receive ..."

VOVKA SIDOROV:
On the head! Yesterday I almost didn't touch the bow at Lenka Petrova's, and she banged me over the head with a book.

SCHOOLBOY:
Listen to one more riddle: "And today I got a grade again ..."

VOVKA SIDOROV (shouts):
I again got a C and C in mathematics.

SCHOOLBOY (addressing the audience in the hall):
Well Vovka and a slow-witted! Well slow-witted! Although ... I look, his face is sly, cunning. Maybe he was kidding me? Today is April 1st !!!
(Leonid Medvedev)

17. About parents

A man in a clothing store dials a number on his cell phone.

Man: Hello dear! ... Did our Bear do his homework? … Yes? How is he in his diary? Good, yes?! So, did he clean the room ?! Heck! Did you eat the soup ?! Nothing ... I just went to the store, and then the sale of belts!

Birthday is not at all a sad holiday, as it is sung in the well-known song of Igor Nikolaev. And a very funny event, especially when you spent quite a bit of time preparing it. Amusing performances and mini-scenes for your birthday will help you to entertain the guests, especially since we will be happy to share our knowledge and experience with you. After reading our recommendations, you, as a professional presenter, will be able to please your loved ones and friends with an entertainment program prepared by you.

Types of performances and mini-scenes for the birthday of a man or a woman

There are a great many humorous games and contests. You don't have to rack your brains to come up with them yourself. It is enough to go to the Internet, to holiday sites where you can choose what you like. Our comic scenes suitable for an anniversary and for any feast. But I want to draw your attention to how to properly organize the order of showing sketches as the event progresses.

Let's remember that any holiday has:

• introductory part (arrival of guests)
• official part of the party (congratulations, gifts)
• intermission part (dances, entertainment)

It follows from this that the selection of funny scenes and performances should be based on this order.

Birthday productions and sketches for the introductory part of the holiday

Even meeting guests can be fun to organize. Let us recall such an example as a meeting with “Bread, Salt”. The owner greets his guests with jokes, says funny jokes, giving them a bite of bread or pie.

Birthday script "Meeting with guests"

The host or hostess, or better with the whole family, wearing caps, funny hats or masks, greets the guest at the door, reading greetings:

Meeting guests with "Bread and Salt"

We don't miss today
We dance and sing
We celebrate the holiday today
And we invite guests to our place!

Hello, invited guests!
Hello, welcome guests!
We wish you health
We offer you some tea!

Then they treat the visitor, put a festive cap on him, inviting him to meet the next invited with them. Imagine the surprise of the guests from such a meeting! Honestly, boring waiting for everyone to get together will turn into fun entertainment for everyone. And you can also ask the newcomer to tell an interesting rhyme or dance a dance and only after that take him to the cheerful company of those who meet him.

Of course I would like to remind you funny script, beautiful, gypsy production "Meeting a dear guest"

To do this, you need to prepare in advance colored scarves, a guitar or a tambourine (musical instruments can be cut out of cardboard or improvised means). Buy a bear mask, hats, thereby arranging a whole show with dances from the meeting of guests, dressing up and involving newcomers in your performance.

See all friends,
The gypsy soul sings.
A dear friend came to us,
Pour him with a mountain!
Let's sing and dance
The holiday is fun to celebrate!
He came to us, came to us,
Our dear friend, do-o-roy
Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up! Bottoms Up!

I want to say that using the templates for meeting guests that we have given you above, you can arrange a production for your holiday, on almost any topic. They are suitable for both adults and children.

And so, we met the guests. Let's move on to the official part of our celebration. The guests sit decorously at the tables, periodically getting up, announce toasts, give gifts. I think this is the most "boring" pastime. This is where it's time to shake things up. Small musical scene with the participation of guests, it will be what you need.

Short skits and performances for the official drinking part

I believe that for this part of the evening, musical performances with a minimum number of participants (from 1 to 3 people) are very suitable, since most of the guests are not yet ready for active action, basically everyone is passive.

A musical, interactive number is very suitable - congratulations on changing clothes, for example:

• to Serduchka
• to Alla Pugacheva
• the gypsy

Guests at the party

Do not forget, you need to prepare props for such scenes, as well as musical accompaniment.

But believe me, your efforts will not go unnoticed, but on the contrary will bring freshness and revitalization to the atmosphere of the holiday.

Another option is to rent a special joke - costumes for such performances. Although personally, I advise you to order a professional animator. He will definitely surprise your guests, and save you unnecessary trouble.

The number of scenes in this part of the holiday can be determined in advance by the number of guests invited by you. For every three toasts - one scene (just a recommendation from my own experience). Then your guests will definitely not get bored.

Birthday script for the intermission part

Well, now let's move on to the main, active part of the event. After the guests have eaten, drunk, breathed fresh air, it is time for funny mini-scenes for the birthday, for women and men. In addition to dancing, we invite you to play a contact fairy tale with the guests. This will greatly amuse your guests. Don't forget to film this “fun fun” with your camera. Subsequently, having made a video, you can enjoy with your friends the memories of your holiday.

As we have already said, there are a lot of scenarios, fairy tales and scenes on the Internet, take your pick, I don’t want to. Of course, the more costumes, props, and most importantly actors, the more interesting. Let's give an example of a fairy tale, familiar to everyone from childhood. This mini-scene can be played on the birthday of either a woman or a man.

Contact scene "Turnip" for birthday

Fairy tale "Turnip" in action

Leading:
- Dear guests, stop chewing pies and bones.
Let's entertain ourselves and amuse our friends.
I want to tell you a story
About how my grandfather planted a turnip,
Yes, I almost tore my stomach.

This tale is for children and adults. Well, first of all we need a "Turnip", it must be big - big (chooses the biggest guest. You can put a rim with green leaves on your head, but it will look funnier, the pot is a small flower)

- Here it is, feed Turnip! And now a grandfather is needed, let him be a hundred years old. (choose from the male half. For props, you can use an old hat, beard).

- Yes, and we need a grandmother, just let her be young (we choose a grandmother, using a woman's table. Props - an apron, glasses, rolling pin).

- Well, people, listen to what was the turnover. Here the grandfather walks, though old, but a good fellow, a rogue with a beard. But there is one problem, he is lazy. Comes out in the morning, one balalaika is dear to him. Sits on the heap all day, but spits on the fence. (At this time, the guest performs movements: strokes his beard, plays the balalaika, spits).

- And here the grandmother sailed, young at heart, and in appearance - a hag. He walks, swears, clings to everything with his feet (Acting role, performs movements: stumbles, threatens someone with his fist).

Now all the words will always be pronounced by the presenter in front of the actor, and he, in turn, will masterfully repeat them with expression and gestures)

Grandma: - Why are you sitting grandfather, nothing to do?

Grandfather: - And I'm too lazy, your leg in the wattle.

Grandma: - Well, go to plant an old tree stump, to increase my wealth.

Host: - Eh, my grandfather got up and went to plant a turnip. He came, planted it in the ground, poured it on top, and went back (the actor repeats all the actions in the text).

Host: - Imagine friends, so the whole summer has passed! The sun is shining, it is raining, our beautiful turnip is growing, and my grandfather is sitting on a balalaika and is not blowing his mustache. Grandma came again, angry, angry, she creaks her teeth, cracks her bones, swears!

Grandma: - Th, the old stump is sitting again, you are looking at me, you better go and look at the turnip.

Host: - My grandfather got up, shook himself off, turned his beard and went to the garden to look at his turnip. Lo and behold, she is big, round-faced and large, she does not want to climb out in the ground. He jumped around, but let's shout, call for help.

Grandfather: - Grandma come out, take out your bones!

Host: - Here and the grandmother comes, carries her bones. She came, looked, said loudly:

Grandma: - This turnip! (grandma throws up her hands in surprise)

The presenter addresses the guests: - Don't pull the turnip out. Whom should I call?

Guests: - Granddaughter

Host: - That's right, granddaughter. And here the granddaughter walks, shaking her mane, here she is, a city girl (you can choose a granddaughter during the play, a younger girl will suit her well. Props - a wig with bows or braids).

Granddaughter: - Hello, what do you want?

Grandfather and a woman: - Help pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: - Will you give me some sweets?

Grandfather and woman: - We will give it.

Presenter: - the granddaughter came closer, and how she squealed:

Granddaughter: - This is a turnip!

Host: - Do not pull out three of us. Who else should I call?

Guests: - Bug!

Host: - That's right, Bug! Here she is waving her tail, there is no more beautiful of her.
(props - a bezel with dog ears)

Bug: - Woof-woof. Hello, what do you want?

Grandfather and a woman: - Help pull out the turnip.

Bug: - Will you give me a bone?

Grandfather and woman: - We will give it.

Host: - Bug came closer, but threw up her hands.

Bug: - This is Turnip!

Host: - Can't get it out, who else should I call?

Guests: - A cat.

Host: - Yes, friends, of course a cat. The most beautiful, very cute. Here she goes, purrs, and sings. (Props - headband with cat ears)

Cat: - Meow-meow, mur-mur. And here I am, all good. Hello, what do you want?

Grandfather and a woman: - Pull the turnip out.

Cat: - Will you give milk with sour cream?

Grandfather and woman: - We will give it.

Host: - The cat came closer, purred under his breath:

Cat: - This is a turnip!

Host: - Yes, that's the case, even the cat did not help. The whole family decided to go home, dine, sleep, and lie down on the sides. Like, we will gain strength, then we will defeat the turnip. (Everyone steps aside.)

- Well, while the whole family was sleeping, a little mouse came to the field. (Use the mouse to select the largest man or the birthday man)

- The mouse saw a turnip, as it squeaked:

Mouse: - This is a turnip! You need such a turnip yourself.

Host: She took the mouse a turnip in her arms, dragged it into her burrow (takes the mouse to the side).

- And the whole family returned to the garden and sees that there is no turnip.

All the actors together: - And where is the turnip?

Host: - Yes, it's too late ... oh, you overslept, you turnip. You cannot easily pull a turnip out of the garden. Yes, yes ... But there is no morality, if only there was a delicious lunch. But you are very lucky, our mouse is very kind, she will definitely share her turnip. (A mouse comes out, takes out a turnip). That's the end of the fairy tale, but who was listening well!

With these words, you can ask everyone to clap and announce a photo session.

I think dear friends, you liked our script, drinking games and scenes. In the future, we will post a lot more interesting things on this topic. I would like to say only one thing, massive games, sketches for birthday greetings, will only add positive to your holiday.

Humor has been and remains an integral part of human life. Moreover, he is far from the last place in it. It is part of the culture of society, rooted in the distant past. The need for irony and a laughingly condescending look at some things appeared in the tribal society. It was then that professional jesters appeared who knew how to find something funny and scoff at the contradictions of the surrounding reality. Moreover, only they were allowed to laugh at absurdities and incidents.

Humor as the most important component of relaxation

Everyone is allowed to joke these days. The ability to see the comical is especially important nowadays - a modern person will have a hard time if he does not accept ridiculous and sometimes absurd circumstances with humor. In addition to cultural value, this ability is widely accepted by society and even approved by modern medicine, after all. It is safe to say that laughter prolongs life, and humor completely erases traces of stress, anxiety and fatigue from the face.

Stage as part of the celebration

Humor is an opportunity to turn even ordinary gatherings into a fun and rewarding pastime. This is especially true for a group of friends, which is impossible to imagine without jokes, practical jokes and laughter. In this plan humorous scene acts as a means and a tool in achieving the main goal of the company - to rest and relax. The performance can beautify any event and turn it into a celebration. They will be appropriate at corporate parties, anniversaries, New Year's meetings, graduations and weddings. The scene can be of an evaluative and satirical nature, ridiculing absurd things, or simply humorously interpret any phenomena. All means are good for this - pun, exaggeration or understatement, parody, double meaning, or friendly banter.

Rules for a humorous scene

It doesn't matter at all whether the humorous scene will follow the script or be played out impromptu. The very essence is important - laughter, good mood and the relaxed state of the audience. There are special techniques and rules for this:

• It's important not to overplay! Irony should not be directed at the personalities of those present. Especially if the scene is based on a fable - none of the participants should feel humiliated.
• Funny humorous scenes will only benefit if they use the appropriate scenery, costumes and other little things. They set the tone and mood!

• The more participants are involved in the scene, the more fun it will be.
• Funny humorous scenes should be dynamic, lively and emotional.

• Even if a humorous scene is planned according to a special program, it is still necessary to leave room for impromptu. The script should be flexible and ready for additions.

Scenes based on fairy tales

Of course, primarily for fun company we need funny, funny scenes. It is easy to write humorous scripts based on fairy tales. All adults are former children, which means that you can safely use a popular fairy tale or fable, beautifully beat the introduction - and the production is already ready. Such tales as "The Turnip", "Kolobok", "The Wolf and the Seven Little Goats", "Teremok", "The Sleeping Beauty", "Cinderella" and others are played very interestingly. Much depends here on the acting skills of the participants and on the imagination of the audience. But hardly anyone will remain indifferent when, according to the tale “Ivan Tsarevich and Grey Wolf»Ivan and his beloved princess will saddle their horse and ride to ask for the blessing of their parents.

Pantomimes and shape-shifters

A humorous scene in the form of a pantomime and an inverted fairy tale will cause no less emotions. There are no words in pantomime, but it is easy to show artistry, plasticity and emotionality in it. How many emotions will a participant who tries to pose as a sad brownie Kuzya evoke? And in the shape-shifters, some names are worth - you still need to guess what kind of fairy tale we are talking about:

• "Silver Fox and 2 Giants" - "Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs";
• "Slender Mare" - "The Little Humpbacked Horse";
• "Green Slipper" - "Little Red Riding Hood";
• "Suharik" - "Kolobok";
• "Sprat in Tomato" - "Goldfish";
• "Frying" - "Frost";
• "Rusty lock" - "Golden Key", etc.

Example for a scene

It is welcomed if the tale will be rewritten in new way... An example scenario for a humorous scene might look like this:

"Teremok"

Decoration in the form of a cardboard sheet with cut-out windows with shutters. Russian folk tunes and costumes:

• Presenter - belted shirt and a sign with the inscription "Sale" in his hands;
• Mouse - Mickey Mouse costume;
• Frog - a bright green jumpsuit and a bright umbrella;
• Hare - Stepashka's costume from "Good night, kids!";
• Chanterelle - Serduchka's outfit;
• Wolf - a gray suit and a hat with earflaps;
• Bear - boots and fur coat.

The presenter comes out first and tries to set the sign:

And that the house is empty in vain, who will pay taxes?

At this time, the Mouse appears:

Oh, ownerless little house!

The host notices the guest, gets scared and hides behind the stage. The mouse, not noticing the inscription, enters the scenery.

A frog appears, looks at the inscription:

I don’t know what “Salo” means, but I’m already wondering!

Goes behind the decoration and appears in the window with the mouse. Mouse:

How did you get here?

So the door was unlocked!

Well, okay, since it was not locked ... stay alive.

Is this a women's hostel or what?

Will you be our lodger?

The hare agrees.

Fox runs after:

And let me in as a lodger!

One is enough for us! - the Mouse answers.

And if as a cleaning lady?

I would say so right away!

The fox enters, and the hare is sent to fetch water. He comes to the well and accidentally falls into it. A wolf comes out and notices bunny ears:

Someone seems to be in trouble ... - sniffing - and, in my opinion, it will fit for dinner!

He takes out a hare, he squeaks, and the wolf lets him go. The hare runs into the teremok, the wolf follows him. Shouts of "Catch the bully!" Are heard. When the noise dies down, a bear appears. Reads on the plate "I-by-te-ka":

Oh, this is where they help me! - knocks.

From the window appears the Mouse, the bear shouting "Mouse!" hastily removed.

Well, actually I'm not alone here! - the Mouse shouts after him.

From behind the scenery, characters appear as they appear, all in chorus:

Now we will all live here and pay all contributions until retirement!

The above example can be easily adapted for any event, and most importantly, it can involve a large number of participants and give them the opportunity to dream up themselves.

Scene for Valentine's Day. Two cupids with a bow and arrow come out to do their work. An unusual scene where the participants need to go down to the auditorium.

The plot is as follows: girls decide what to give their boyfriends on February 23rd. Only ladies are involved in the scene. Finally, a legitimate reason to expel the men into the auditorium and heartily enjoy the scene.

This scene can be staged on March 8th and at a bachelorette party. The plot is already revealed in the title: best friends tell everyone the secret of how to make and not lose best friends. Everything, of course, with humor.

Scene for March 8, in which men make fun of typical female things. This scene will well dilute the concert dedicated to International Women's Day.

It is difficult not only for women before February 23, but also for men before March 8. Everyone solves the most difficult task - what to give ?! This is what we are joking about in this scene.

This scene can be shown at a concert in honor of March 8th, and at a corporate party of a beauty salon or store. After all, everyone wants to laugh at the stereotypical approaches to female beauty.

Imagine that car designers have finally decided to create a purely feminine car. And even give it to women on March 8th. You yourself understand that this scene is very funny.

Scene for Birthday or Anniversary. It can be quickly shown on any free spot in a cafe or restaurant. The birthday boy is happy and the guests are amused.

Another humorous scene on the topic of finding a birthday present. Choosing a gift is especially difficult. And in this case, the problem seems to be not solvable at all. In this plot, both guests and the birthday man recognize themselves.

By the way, this scene is also suitable for the anniversary. From five to 10 people can participate in it. The more - the more fun the scene will be.

Scenes about school, study

By the name of the scene, it is already clear that it is the most school one. The plot is as follows: the headmaster convenes a meeting to prepare educational institution to the arrival of a strict check.

It is always interesting to imagine how children will be taught this way in forty, fifty years. And if you add humor to these dreams, you get a good scene for a school concert.

We tried to imagine how officials come up with new topics for graduation essays. This scene will organically look in a concert on the occasion of the last bell or graduation at school. It can be played by both teachers and students.

Imagine that the famous TV presenter Andrei Malakhov gave up his television programs and began to work as a literature teacher. In the scene, we tried to show what his lesson would look like.

Imagine that because of the crisis, a summit of leaders of all countries of the world was decided to be held in one of the children's health camps... The scene is also good because it is massive, but everyone does not need to learn words.

New Year's scenes

Dynamic, modern, and most importantly - funny New Year's scene... The beginning is this: Santa Claus reads the letters of children and is finally disappointed in them.

A script for a New Year's party for younger students. Jack Sparrow, young hacker, Santa Claus and Snow Maiden in one scenario. We guarantee humor!

Dialogue scenes for two presenters New Year's Eve... They will help out your concert, connect even the most motley numbers with each other. Light, funny, New Year's jokes.

On New Year's holidays, anything can happen. The scene is about this: the artistic director arranges a scolding to the artists who performed at the children's New Year's parties... A scene in the spirit of Comedy club with a fair amount of childish humor.

New topical scenario for children new year holiday... Recognizable modern characters: Cashier "Pyaterochka", Ded Moroz, Snegurochka, Baba Yaga, and the symbol of the new 2019 - Pig.

The classic battle of the Old and New Years has been moved to the walls of an ordinary office. The stage is suitable for corporate new year party... If your department was asked to stage a scene - take it and do not suffer.

The plot of the scene is as follows: astrologers-predictors compete in predictions of the new year for office workers. As you understand, all your intra-office joys and relevance can be weaved into the scene. Success on New Year's corporate party provided!

Let's fast forward about three hundred years ago and imagine how in Russia they switched to celebrating the New Year in winter. Let's do it in the form of a funny scene. If you rent theatrical costumes, the scene will be simply bombastic.

An up-to-date New Year's scene on a school theme. About how hard it is for schoolchildren and teachers on the eve of the New Year. Suitable for school or student KVN on a New Year's theme.

The plot of the scene is as follows: somewhere in the north there is a secret base for the preparation of Santa Claus. And how can they be without preparation ?! You can show such a scene both at KVN and at a New Year's concert.